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CatMom

@marriedcatmom.bsky.social

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Love my husband, my four purrbabies, smutty books, writing, sims 4, and my besties! Throw shade cause I’ll chill while you get burned.

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CatMom @marriedcatmom.bsky.social · 4d

#endometriosis #men #women #pain #chronic #crisis

CatMom @marriedcatmom.bsky.social · 4d

Of them as more of a snack. Like when you’re hungry and also want diarrhea. 🤷🏼‍♀️

CatMom @marriedcatmom.bsky.social · 4d

How are pizza rolls a real meal? Lol I love Dino nuggets. Easy to make and I can usually find them gluten free which is awesome because I have celiac. I think of nuggets and fries as more of a meal than pizza rolls. I love pizza rolls. I can find them gluten free at only one store. 😞 BUT I think

CatMom @marriedcatmom.bsky.social · 13d

That moment when I’m like, “do I have to poop? Nah, it’s just an aggressive fart.” #fart #funny #bathroom #gas

CatMom @marriedcatmom.bsky.social · 14d

#science #math #calculus

CatMom @marriedcatmom.bsky.social · 15d

No that’s gross. So nasty.

CatMom @marriedcatmom.bsky.social · 15d

The #millennial urge to pull your shirt over the top of your head and run around screaming, “I AM CORNHOOLIO!”

CatMom @marriedcatmom.bsky.social · 20d

He’s selfish and entitled. I’d dump him. He’s not husband material. He’s the A-hole.

CatMom @marriedcatmom.bsky.social · 26d

If you have to say, I don’t mean to be rude then maybe you shouldn’t say what you’re about to say because it’s gonna be rude. #rude

CatMom @marriedcatmom.bsky.social · Oct 5

His face looks like it was run over by a car…

CatMom @marriedcatmom.bsky.social · Oct 5

What a loser!

CatMom @marriedcatmom.bsky.social · Oct 2

This whole thing reeks of bullshit

CatMom @marriedcatmom.bsky.social · Oct 2

Never hide your finances from a partner. It’s wrong.

CatMom @marriedcatmom.bsky.social · Sep 29

#rapture

CatMom @marriedcatmom.bsky.social · Sep 29

#funny #twilight #queef

CatMom @marriedcatmom.bsky.social · Sep 29

Fresh and tight? The fuuuuuu…

CatMom @marriedcatmom.bsky.social · Sep 29

A seagull almost hit me in the face in Scotland and one screamed down the chimney in our air b&b at 4am! Damn seagulls!

CatMom @marriedcatmom.bsky.social · Sep 23

#smut #funny #socks

CatMom @marriedcatmom.bsky.social · Sep 23

#halloween #christmas #decor

CatMom @marriedcatmom.bsky.social · Sep 21

My babies #catmom #catmomlife #cats

CatMom @marriedcatmom.bsky.social · Sep 20

I enjoy long walks on the beach with my partner…until the LSD wears off and I realize I’m dragging a mannequin around a Wendy’s parking lot. #jokes #wendys #funny

CatMom @marriedcatmom.bsky.social · Sep 14

I haven’t. I’ll have to look it up.

CatMom @marriedcatmom.bsky.social · Sep 14

I love this version! John Leguizamo is an underrated legend.

CatMom @marriedcatmom.bsky.social · Sep 14

Loved it!

CatMom @marriedcatmom.bsky.social · Sep 14

I absolutely love this movie!