Marshall
@marshall2x.bsky.social
Observer of the human condition with 20/20 hindsight. Some call it stoner food, I call it vibe eating. Also, I like sports.
All this game does is reinforce my belief that Bo Nix is not an NFL quarterback. And Drake Maye does not look like he should have even sniffed the MVP.
February 9, 2026 at 2:25 AM
All this game does is reinforce my belief that Bo Nix is not an NFL quarterback. And Drake Maye does not look like he should have even sniffed the MVP.
The college football championship doesn't feel big like the games over the weekend. It definitely needs to move to the Rose Bowl on New Year's.
January 20, 2026 at 1:39 AM
The college football championship doesn't feel big like the games over the weekend. It definitely needs to move to the Rose Bowl on New Year's.
How do you give a post game interview with a broken ankle? I call shenanigans. I think he broke it in the locker room some stupid way and they are embarrassed.
January 18, 2026 at 2:28 AM
How do you give a post game interview with a broken ankle? I call shenanigans. I think he broke it in the locker room some stupid way and they are embarrassed.
I love when one game meaningfully cuts into the pregame show of another. Much more efficient.
January 18, 2026 at 12:46 AM
I love when one game meaningfully cuts into the pregame show of another. Much more efficient.
The Broncos should be up by a hundred, but Bo Nix is not really that good.
January 17, 2026 at 11:54 PM
The Broncos should be up by a hundred, but Bo Nix is not really that good.
NFL playoffs off to a hell of a start
January 11, 2026 at 4:59 AM
NFL playoffs off to a hell of a start
I’m quite impressed with how quickly JJ Watt has become one of the best commentators in the business. Just like Greg Olsen, he understood the assignment immediately.
January 4, 2026 at 7:04 PM
I’m quite impressed with how quickly JJ Watt has become one of the best commentators in the business. Just like Greg Olsen, he understood the assignment immediately.
I’m all for Alabama getting the crap kicked out of them, but it does make for boring TV.
January 1, 2026 at 11:56 PM
I’m all for Alabama getting the crap kicked out of them, but it does make for boring TV.
Joel Klatt is right. The Rose Bowl should be the college national championship. All the playoffs should've been happening these past few weeks. It's already has built-in prestige, pageantry and a parade! What more do you need?
January 1, 2026 at 10:45 PM
Joel Klatt is right. The Rose Bowl should be the college national championship. All the playoffs should've been happening these past few weeks. It's already has built-in prestige, pageantry and a parade! What more do you need?
NBA > NFL on Christmas
December 26, 2025 at 12:00 AM
NBA > NFL on Christmas
Shout out to Ole Miss for ending this game before the NFL kicks off.
December 20, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Shout out to Ole Miss for ending this game before the NFL kicks off.
I know it's on TNT, but you can't convince me this is a Turner production. I know what an ESPN broadcast sounds like and it sounds like Joe Tessitore.
December 20, 2025 at 9:11 PM
I know it's on TNT, but you can't convince me this is a Turner production. I know what an ESPN broadcast sounds like and it sounds like Joe Tessitore.
I don't know how, but I do know that we have lasers and somehow they should be useful for measuring field goals that are 500 feet in the air. Someone figure that out.
December 20, 2025 at 6:07 AM
I don't know how, but I do know that we have lasers and somehow they should be useful for measuring field goals that are 500 feet in the air. Someone figure that out.
Michigan would be fools not to offer a truckload of money to Kyle Whittingham to come and fix their culture.
December 12, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Michigan would be fools not to offer a truckload of money to Kyle Whittingham to come and fix their culture.
Al Michaels is a legend, but he doesn't have it anymore. Mike Evans has made some spectacular catches tonight and Al has not met the moment.
December 12, 2025 at 4:09 AM
Al Michaels is a legend, but he doesn't have it anymore. Mike Evans has made some spectacular catches tonight and Al has not met the moment.
I wish someone loved me the way firefighters love demonstrating that flammable things like Christmas trees or turkeys splashing hot cooking oil all over will really ruin your holidays.
December 9, 2025 at 11:32 PM
I wish someone loved me the way firefighters love demonstrating that flammable things like Christmas trees or turkeys splashing hot cooking oil all over will really ruin your holidays.
I have a sore throat just listening to Tom Brady. I feel like I need a peppermint tea. Is he aware of how microphones work?
December 8, 2025 at 12:42 AM
I have a sore throat just listening to Tom Brady. I feel like I need a peppermint tea. Is he aware of how microphones work?
Shockingly, Lionel Messi won a soccer tournament that he was involved in. What a world.
December 6, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Shockingly, Lionel Messi won a soccer tournament that he was involved in. What a world.
BYU would’ve had a better chance of making the playoff if they took the day off. They should’ve faked a doctors appointment.
December 6, 2025 at 8:05 PM
BYU would’ve had a better chance of making the playoff if they took the day off. They should’ve faked a doctors appointment.
Oh my God, Marty Smith was so pissed that he had to come on TV tell everyone Lane Kiffin is making his announcement tomorrow after Marty stood in the same room all day. That was the greatest 30 seconds I've ever seen on ESPN.
November 30, 2025 at 5:37 AM
Oh my God, Marty Smith was so pissed that he had to come on TV tell everyone Lane Kiffin is making his announcement tomorrow after Marty stood in the same room all day. That was the greatest 30 seconds I've ever seen on ESPN.
Lane Kiffin is going to make his announcement at 11:59 so that he is still technically doing it today.
November 30, 2025 at 4:35 AM
Lane Kiffin is going to make his announcement at 11:59 so that he is still technically doing it today.
The Lions are too clever for their own good. Sometimes the solution really is as easy as run the ball into the endzone. Do it three times if you have to.
November 27, 2025 at 9:08 PM
The Lions are too clever for their own good. Sometimes the solution really is as easy as run the ball into the endzone. Do it three times if you have to.
This VR segment on NBA countdown is… rough.
November 19, 2025 at 11:54 PM
This VR segment on NBA countdown is… rough.
Is it safe to say that most of America wants the Hoosiers to win the college football playoff at this point? Excluding their own inferior team of course.
November 8, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Is it safe to say that most of America wants the Hoosiers to win the college football playoff at this point? Excluding their own inferior team of course.
Sometimes it’s hard to tell if Gus Johnson is choking on a sandwich after having a seizure or something cool happened in the game.
November 8, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Sometimes it’s hard to tell if Gus Johnson is choking on a sandwich after having a seizure or something cool happened in the game.