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Marshall Mallow 🏳️‍🌈

@marshallmallow.bsky.social

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Marshmallow aficionado. Freakish animal whisperer. Overthinker. Goofball. Germaphobe. Jewish. Queer. They/them. ✡️🏳️‍🌈🇨🇦🇺🇸 Vancouver

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Marshall Mallow 🏳️‍🌈 @marshallmallow.bsky.social · 21h

What a play!!! ⚾️⚾️⚾️

Marshall Mallow 🏳️‍🌈 @marshallmallow.bsky.social · 21h

It was pure joy! ⚾️⚾️⚾️

Marshall Mallow 🏳️‍🌈 @marshallmallow.bsky.social · 22h

This was a really good ball game to watch for the first time in decades! Thirty-two years, to be exact. So excited for the World Series!!!!
#bluejays #toronto #baseball #worldseries

Marshall Mallow 🏳️‍🌈 @marshallmallow.bsky.social · 22h

Dude. You’re killing me.

Marshall Mallow 🏳️‍🌈 @marshallmallow.bsky.social · 22h

Beef salami. My kryptonite.

Marshall Mallow 🏳️‍🌈 @marshallmallow.bsky.social · 23h

These little scamps!

Two very naughty sphynx cats eating from an abandoned skillet on a stove top.

Marshall Mallow 🏳️‍🌈 @marshallmallow.bsky.social · 1d

Ah. Ok. Because schmeckle is Yiddish for penis!

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Marshall Mallow 🏳️‍🌈 @marshallmallow.bsky.social · 1d

Hold on! Does this mean penis?

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Marshall Mallow 🏳️‍🌈 @marshallmallow.bsky.social · 1d

This looks fantastic

Marshall Mallow 🏳️‍🌈 @marshallmallow.bsky.social · 1d

Welp. Here we go.

Marshall Mallow 🏳️‍🌈 @marshallmallow.bsky.social · 4d

I’ve been travelling for nearly 3 weeks and my boy has been spoiled rotten by his cat-whispering caregiver. Who knew he loved Vangelis?
#sphynx #sphynxcat #cats

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Marshall Mallow 🏳️‍🌈 @marshallmallow.bsky.social · 10d

OMG!! 😳

Marshall Mallow 🏳️‍🌈 @marshallmallow.bsky.social · 10d

Happy to report not one single cloud in the sky in Montreal.

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Marshall Mallow 🏳️‍🌈 @marshallmallow.bsky.social · 10d

Ugh. Diane Keaton. What a beautiful, talented actress who reminded us that sexy is ageless. RIP.
#DianeKeaton

Marshall Mallow 🏳️‍🌈 @marshallmallow.bsky.social · 10d

Wordle 1,575 2/6

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Skill 86/99
Luck 54/99

I have literally NEVER shared a Wordle score before but today I’m like: yay! look at me!!

Marshall Mallow 🏳️‍🌈 @marshallmallow.bsky.social · 10d

Where are you off to this time? I’m SFO > YUL

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Marshall Mallow 🏳️‍🌈 @marshallmallow.bsky.social · 11d

I mean, duh.

Marshall Mallow 🏳️‍🌈 @marshallmallow.bsky.social · 20d

Yes, NeoCitran. But “daytime”? What’s the point?

Marshall Mallow 🏳️‍🌈 @marshallmallow.bsky.social · 24d

#caturday activities
#sphynx #sphynxcats

Mischievous looking bi-coloured sphynx cat, plotting how to get chicken from human

Comic of black cat reading book entitled How to Misbehave and Still Get Chicken

Marshall Mallow 🏳️‍🌈 @marshallmallow.bsky.social · 24d

I have a new cell phone exclusively for work. I missed a call today, during a meeting, and received this voice-to-text message.

Marshall Mallow 🏳️‍🌈 @marshallmallow.bsky.social · 25d

Pro-tip: do not attempt a walk-in lab appointment for bloodwork on a Friday before a long weekend unless a 4-hr wait, including fasting and no coffee for 15 hrs, is your idea of fun

Marshall Mallow 🏳️‍🌈 @marshallmallow.bsky.social · Sep 17

What is with my addition to people getting haircuts on TikTok ?

Reposted by Marshall Mallow 🏳️‍🌈

Sardonicus @sardonicus.eu · Sep 14

DO HAIRPINS CAUSE INSANITY?

STARTLING THEORY ADVANCED WHICH MAY RETIRE THIS FEMININE HAIR RETAINER.
St. Louis Post-Dispatch, Missouri, March 7, 1897

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Marshall Mallow 🏳️‍🌈 @marshallmallow.bsky.social · Sep 14

Don’t get me started my other cat’s obsession with prosciutto!

Bi-coloured sphynx cat about to devour a package of prosciutto

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Marshall Mallow 🏳️‍🌈 @marshallmallow.bsky.social · Sep 14

Something I didn’t expect to say today (or ever): no no no no no—olives are not for kitty cats.

Black sphynx cat sitting on green soft blanket lining a fuzzy cat bed.

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