Martin Kelner
@martinkelner.bsky.social
TalkSport presenter. Huge in Kuala Lumpur. Greatest hits book Wrestling In Honey, available in no good bookshops
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6th November
Appearing @
The Great North Wood
3 Knights Hill
West Norwood
London #SE27 0HS
#comedy #standup #comedian #westnorwood
Appearing @
The Great North Wood
3 Knights Hill
West Norwood
London #SE27 0HS
#comedy #standup #comedian #westnorwood
November 5, 2025 at 9:46 PM
6th November
Appearing @
The Great North Wood
3 Knights Hill
West Norwood
London #SE27 0HS
#comedy #standup #comedian #westnorwood
Appearing @
The Great North Wood
3 Knights Hill
West Norwood
London #SE27 0HS
#comedy #standup #comedian #westnorwood
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November 6, 2025 at 9:57 PM
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open.substack.com/pub/martinke.... Und Kelner ‘sings’!! Auf Deutsch!
Kelner extra! The tragedy of Hollywood kids, Kelner 'sings,' Marlene's many lovers, and do left wing males treat their partners worse than right wingers?
Plus the genus of legendary award-nominated quiz How Old Cary Grant?
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November 5, 2025 at 7:24 PM
open.substack.com/pub/martinke.... Und Kelner ‘sings’!! Auf Deutsch!
martinkelner.substack.com/p/the-traged... Why do so many progressive leftish figures, in favour of a fair society - Adlai Stevenson, Kennedys, George Orwell - treat their women like shit?
Kelner extra! The tragedy of Hollywood kids, Kelner 'sings,' Marlene's many lovers, and do left wing males treat their partners worse than right wingers?
Plus the genus of legendary award-nominated quiz How Old Cary Grant?
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November 4, 2025 at 7:15 PM
martinkelner.substack.com/p/the-traged... Why do so many progressive leftish figures, in favour of a fair society - Adlai Stevenson, Kennedys, George Orwell - treat their women like shit?
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November 2, 2025 at 10:48 PM
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November 1, 2025 at 12:00 PM
Live from the King in Wakefield, the first annual Martin Kelner Prize Draw for outstanding achievement in the field of excellence.
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Live from the King in Wakefield, the first annual Martin Kelner Prize Draw for outstanding achievement in the field of excellence.
One 'lucky' paying customer wins a copy of the not quite best selling book Wrestling in Honey. 2nd Prize, 2... etc. etc.
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September 30, 2025 at 12:47 PM
Live from the King in Wakefield, the first annual Martin Kelner Prize Draw for outstanding achievement in the field of excellence.
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Screen Break - Kelner & Buckley unpick the Ryder Cup, & talk 'nudie films' of the '60s
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Screen Break - Kelner & Buckley unpick the Ryder Cup, & talk 'nudie films' of the '60s
Plus 'words were never your strong point' says Observer columnist of his Guardian counterpart...
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September 30, 2025 at 12:40 PM
Screen Break - Kelner & Buckley unpick the Ryder Cup, & talk 'nudie films' of the '60s
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September 11, 2025 at 7:53 PM
martinkelner.substack.com/p/masterchef... Hello @talksport.com graveyard show listeners, just one more weekend - so check me out on Substack. There’s tons of quality content like this on there
Masterchef, the 'n'word, and the kitchens at Wahaca
Plus home grown octopus, and Radio Days - memories of a colleague from the dark ages.
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August 24, 2025 at 4:31 AM
martinkelner.substack.com/p/masterchef... Hello @talksport.com graveyard show listeners, just one more weekend - so check me out on Substack. There’s tons of quality content like this on there
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Rising Damp is a new reality, Reform women, & did Freddie Mercury walk the Salt Path
Almost an entire h h h half hour of Kelner's idiosyncratic views on a variety of important matters
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August 13, 2025 at 10:22 PM
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Latest Substack here martinkelner.substack.com/p/are-labour.... 'don't mention politics or religion!' Oops...too late.
Are Labour up to it, Kemi & losing my religion in an REM stylee, & how Pope Leo's against fake stuff. Eh?
Plus combovers, buffalos, & Irate Albert from Salford
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August 10, 2025 at 12:46 PM
Latest Substack here martinkelner.substack.com/p/are-labour.... 'don't mention politics or religion!' Oops...too late.
Latest Substack here martinkelner.substack.com/p/are-labour.... 'don't mention politics or religion!' Oops...too late.
Are Labour up to it, Kemi & losing my religion in an REM stylee, & how Pope Leo's against fake stuff. Eh?
Plus combovers, buffalos, & Irate Albert from Salford
martinkelner.substack.com
August 10, 2025 at 12:46 PM
Latest Substack here martinkelner.substack.com/p/are-labour.... 'don't mention politics or religion!' Oops...too late.