Marty McFly
@martyboi9.bsky.social
Born in the ‘70’s Grew up in the ‘80’s Partied in the ‘90’s How blessed am I? Theatre Techie, Electrical Wholesaler, Schnauzer Dad, Homosexual, 🎭⚡️🐾🏳️🌈
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Marty McFly
@martyboi9.bsky.social
· Jul 24
Nearly five years ago, in the middle of lockdown Clyde & Maya helped us keep our sanity by allowing us to recreate the AA’s iconic ad. Sadly, Clyde went over the rainbow bridge 2 years ago, but this is a lovely reminder of what a fun and patient little man he was ❤️
16 years ago today - when me and Jai had a flour fight for NO reason whatsoever 🤭
The cleanup took forever!
The cleanup took forever!
December 5, 2025 at 11:50 AM
16 years ago today - when me and Jai had a flour fight for NO reason whatsoever 🤭
The cleanup took forever!
The cleanup took forever!
Mid band 5G transmitters typically operate at a frequency of 2.4gHz - the same frequency as a microwave oven.
Hardly a surprise then that they keep catching fire.
This happened yesterday opposite where I work.
I wonder how long it will be before a mast on top of a tower block catches fire?
Hardly a surprise then that they keep catching fire.
This happened yesterday opposite where I work.
I wonder how long it will be before a mast on top of a tower block catches fire?
December 4, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Mid band 5G transmitters typically operate at a frequency of 2.4gHz - the same frequency as a microwave oven.
Hardly a surprise then that they keep catching fire.
This happened yesterday opposite where I work.
I wonder how long it will be before a mast on top of a tower block catches fire?
Hardly a surprise then that they keep catching fire.
This happened yesterday opposite where I work.
I wonder how long it will be before a mast on top of a tower block catches fire?
It’s a fine line between “Deliciously Crispy” and “Cremated” 🙃
December 4, 2025 at 7:05 PM
It’s a fine line between “Deliciously Crispy” and “Cremated” 🙃
I can’t believe the levels of corruption at the BBC these days.
Wouldn’t have happened under David Tennants reign
Wouldn’t have happened under David Tennants reign
December 3, 2025 at 10:44 PM
I can’t believe the levels of corruption at the BBC these days.
Wouldn’t have happened under David Tennants reign
Wouldn’t have happened under David Tennants reign
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Yesterday’s Advent Calendar door held a surprise gift for 3 lucky Schnauzerfesters 🧡 Thank you to all who emailed us with the correct answer. And for your kind comments on it so far. Have you checked today’s door yet?
You’ll find it here 👇🏼
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You’ll find it here 👇🏼
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December 3, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Yesterday’s Advent Calendar door held a surprise gift for 3 lucky Schnauzerfesters 🧡 Thank you to all who emailed us with the correct answer. And for your kind comments on it so far. Have you checked today’s door yet?
You’ll find it here 👇🏼
buff.ly/HHI9fIi
You’ll find it here 👇🏼
buff.ly/HHI9fIi
At no point did 14 year old Marty think that “The Future” would consist of repeatedly yelling
“Alexa LIGHTS OFF!” In frustration at an inanimate fabric covered sphere every morning
“Alexa LIGHTS OFF!” In frustration at an inanimate fabric covered sphere every morning
December 3, 2025 at 6:59 AM
At no point did 14 year old Marty think that “The Future” would consist of repeatedly yelling
“Alexa LIGHTS OFF!” In frustration at an inanimate fabric covered sphere every morning
“Alexa LIGHTS OFF!” In frustration at an inanimate fabric covered sphere every morning
Pretty happy with this chart of my most interacted with accounts. All the lovely people are here ☺️ @itsmattagain.bsky.social seems to have got the branding on point with @schnauzerfest.bsky.social
December 2, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Pretty happy with this chart of my most interacted with accounts. All the lovely people are here ☺️ @itsmattagain.bsky.social seems to have got the branding on point with @schnauzerfest.bsky.social
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Let's start an over 30 selfie thread
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November 30, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Let's start an over 30 selfie thread
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Visit our website tomorrow to open door one of the 2025 Schnauzerfestive Advent Calendar.
We hope you enjoy counting down to Christmas with us, there are a few doors hiding treats so be sure to check in every day.
We hope you enjoy counting down to Christmas with us, there are a few doors hiding treats so be sure to check in every day.
November 30, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Visit our website tomorrow to open door one of the 2025 Schnauzerfestive Advent Calendar.
We hope you enjoy counting down to Christmas with us, there are a few doors hiding treats so be sure to check in every day.
We hope you enjoy counting down to Christmas with us, there are a few doors hiding treats so be sure to check in every day.
How Fabulous 💅🏻🪩✨💃🏼🕺🏻
The search for the missing bus from Priscilla, Queen of the Desert | 7.30
YouTube video by ABC News In-depth
youtu.be
November 30, 2025 at 9:45 AM
How Fabulous 💅🏻🪩✨💃🏼🕺🏻
People come and people go. Those that stay are special ☺️
November 25, 2025 at 11:57 AM
People come and people go. Those that stay are special ☺️
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‼️ LAST POSTING dates for Christmas shopping from our website will be earlier than retailers. Our shop is entirely volunteer run and to ensure delivery for Xmas please buy sooner rather than later to support 🙏
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November 23, 2025 at 12:49 PM
‼️ LAST POSTING dates for Christmas shopping from our website will be earlier than retailers. Our shop is entirely volunteer run and to ensure delivery for Xmas please buy sooner rather than later to support 🙏
buff.ly/ssjAJL5
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Been up since 3:30am
Sunday scaries been hitting me since I came home Friday 🙃
Sunday scaries been hitting me since I came home Friday 🙃
November 23, 2025 at 4:50 AM
Been up since 3:30am
Sunday scaries been hitting me since I came home Friday 🙃
Sunday scaries been hitting me since I came home Friday 🙃
Jokes that didn’t age well:
November 18, 2025 at 12:02 PM
Jokes that didn’t age well:
Could they become any more far right at this point?
Imagine having a thumping majority in parliament and deciding to use it for something as squalid as this.
November 17, 2025 at 11:02 AM
Could they become any more far right at this point?
If you’re a criminal and concerned about the high costs of the basic equipment you need to do your job - Don’t worry! Labour is putting in place grants of up to £10k for Business Entrepreneurs like yourselves as you do your bit to reduce traffic and pollution on the UK’s road networks 🙃
November 17, 2025 at 11:00 AM
If you’re a criminal and concerned about the high costs of the basic equipment you need to do your job - Don’t worry! Labour is putting in place grants of up to £10k for Business Entrepreneurs like yourselves as you do your bit to reduce traffic and pollution on the UK’s road networks 🙃
#TBT To the moment we reopened our sales counters to the public. A month earlier I had come back after being furloughed for seven months.
I think ‘terrified’ summed up how we felt at this point.
I think ‘terrified’ summed up how we felt at this point.
November 13, 2025 at 8:40 PM
#TBT To the moment we reopened our sales counters to the public. A month earlier I had come back after being furloughed for seven months.
I think ‘terrified’ summed up how we felt at this point.
I think ‘terrified’ summed up how we felt at this point.
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Our website shop has some lovely Christmas goodies, including our Mystery Bags. Each is generously filled with gifts for dogs and humans.
They make excellent presents for dog-loving friends or yourself 🙂
Help Schnauzerfest this Christmas with your gift buying.
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They make excellent presents for dog-loving friends or yourself 🙂
Help Schnauzerfest this Christmas with your gift buying.
buff.ly/L9OF6yh
November 13, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Our website shop has some lovely Christmas goodies, including our Mystery Bags. Each is generously filled with gifts for dogs and humans.
They make excellent presents for dog-loving friends or yourself 🙂
Help Schnauzerfest this Christmas with your gift buying.
buff.ly/L9OF6yh
They make excellent presents for dog-loving friends or yourself 🙂
Help Schnauzerfest this Christmas with your gift buying.
buff.ly/L9OF6yh
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Win a Rocking Horse and support Schnauzerfest www.crowdfunder.co.uk/p/win-a-rock...
November 6, 2025 at 6:42 AM
Win a Rocking Horse and support Schnauzerfest www.crowdfunder.co.uk/p/win-a-rock...
23 years ago, this gorgeous, wonderful, funny man walked into my life….
….Well, at least now he won’t be walking out on me any time soon! 🤭
I am so lucky to have him ❤️❤️❤️❤️
Here’s to another 23 years together - mainly cuz my knees are just about done and I’m not far off needing a zimmer frame! 😂
….Well, at least now he won’t be walking out on me any time soon! 🤭
I am so lucky to have him ❤️❤️❤️❤️
Here’s to another 23 years together - mainly cuz my knees are just about done and I’m not far off needing a zimmer frame! 😂
November 12, 2025 at 3:49 AM
23 years ago, this gorgeous, wonderful, funny man walked into my life….
….Well, at least now he won’t be walking out on me any time soon! 🤭
I am so lucky to have him ❤️❤️❤️❤️
Here’s to another 23 years together - mainly cuz my knees are just about done and I’m not far off needing a zimmer frame! 😂
….Well, at least now he won’t be walking out on me any time soon! 🤭
I am so lucky to have him ❤️❤️❤️❤️
Here’s to another 23 years together - mainly cuz my knees are just about done and I’m not far off needing a zimmer frame! 😂
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Our Mystery Bags are available on our website and each one is filled with wonderful items for dogs and humans. They make GREAT presents for dog-loving friends, or yourself. Help Schnauzerfest this Christmas with your gift buying.
buff.ly/L9OF6yh
buff.ly/L9OF6yh
November 9, 2025 at 10:34 AM
Our Mystery Bags are available on our website and each one is filled with wonderful items for dogs and humans. They make GREAT presents for dog-loving friends, or yourself. Help Schnauzerfest this Christmas with your gift buying.
buff.ly/L9OF6yh
buff.ly/L9OF6yh
“We’ve wiped the slate clean - it’s now on us”
Riiight, let’s see how that goes 🫣
Riiight, let’s see how that goes 🫣
I suspect this clip will be played a lot in the coming weeks
November 9, 2025 at 9:47 AM
“We’ve wiped the slate clean - it’s now on us”
Riiight, let’s see how that goes 🫣
Riiight, let’s see how that goes 🫣
@awkwardprods.co.uk I wonder if these rumours are #untrue
November 8, 2025 at 7:46 PM
@awkwardprods.co.uk I wonder if these rumours are #untrue