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Marty Malexecheverria

@martyecheverria.bsky.social

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🌈🎵 NO GOP!! hard left curmudgeonly teddy bear. Epstein, goddammit. egotistical micsmilers get blocked immediately. Fuck off with your podcast. Fuck all centrists.

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Marty Malexecheverria @martyecheverria.bsky.social · Sep 1

Bluesky trope: hour-long videos featuring one pundit who talks endlessly except for the adverts every 3 minutes, flanked by two micsmilers who say nothing. all wear $2k headphones and smile into $5k mics. the clickbait headline is never discussed.

Marty Malexecheverria @martyecheverria.bsky.social · Sep 15

I noticed you didn't talk about all the bullying the trans shooter went through, likely from the right, that certainly pushed her over the edge. she already had issues, nay, the lifetime subscription over not being able to look the part to her satisfaction.

Marty Malexecheverria @martyecheverria.bsky.social · Sep 15

it was time for the 25th amendment on January 21st 2017.

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Marty Malexecheverria @martyecheverria.bsky.social · Sep 15

I'm a guy. I think the 2nd amendment should be completely rescinded -- no right at all to bear arms -- and the new 2nd amendment should get in stone that individuals, whichever of the million or billion genders there are, have complete rights over their bodies.

Marty Malexecheverria @martyecheverria.bsky.social · Sep 15

it's a goddamn tv show which will be forgotten in a week.

Marty Malexecheverria @martyecheverria.bsky.social · Sep 15

channeling Butthole Surfers:

There's a time to fuck!
And a time to crave!
But Stephen Miller sleeps
In Charlie Kook's grave!!

▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓ !! <- noise wall

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Marty Malexecheverria @martyecheverria.bsky.social · Sep 15

Charlie Kook deserved it. end of. I said, Charlie Kook deserved it. yeah I said it. no there's no Chris Rock punchline.

Marty Malexecheverria @martyecheverria.bsky.social · Sep 15

it should say I'll see you both in Valhalla. with crossed eyes like those he must see double vision.

Marty Malexecheverria @martyecheverria.bsky.social · Sep 15

I don't know what's different about it.

Marty Malexecheverria @martyecheverria.bsky.social · Sep 15

miller wrote that. he's the one that realises they've painted themselves into a corner. Adolf Shitler only knows Elmer's tastes better than dab and hold.

Marty Malexecheverria @martyecheverria.bsky.social · Sep 15

that would be actual newswriting. I don't know where you equate media and news. try equating media with entertainment. perhaps we should go after cable providers and hit them in the purse.

Marty Malexecheverria @martyecheverria.bsky.social · Sep 15

since history repeats itself: in 1931 it also looked as bleak as this. the next year we were able to fix it for 40 years. we can do it again.

Marty Malexecheverria @martyecheverria.bsky.social · Sep 15

fuck you for the paywall.

Marty Malexecheverria @martyecheverria.bsky.social · Sep 15

let's kill the media. nobody dies. they just get permanently fired and blacklisted.

Marty Malexecheverria @martyecheverria.bsky.social · Sep 15

turnabout is indeed fair play.

Marty Malexecheverria @martyecheverria.bsky.social · Sep 15

well I'm glad he finally joined the goddamn party. I've been saying this since Reagan took office. I could see it coming back then. I wonder what took him 45 years.

Marty Malexecheverria @martyecheverria.bsky.social · Sep 15

wow. truth can come out of that thing. the dementia must be severe.

Marty Malexecheverria @martyecheverria.bsky.social · Sep 15

when do I have to stop looking at that fucking Space Rooster?

Marty Malexecheverria @martyecheverria.bsky.social · Sep 15

what can we do to help them destroy themselves quicker?

Marty Malexecheverria @martyecheverria.bsky.social · Sep 15

au revoir is two syllables. oh-vwah. burning my fucking ears up.

Marty Malexecheverria @martyecheverria.bsky.social · Sep 15

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Marty Malexecheverria @martyecheverria.bsky.social · Sep 15

I didn't notice.

Marty Malexecheverria @martyecheverria.bsky.social · Sep 15

hehehe we're going to get some good crazy eyes memes out of that.