Marty, I'm Scared!
@martyimscared.bsky.social
Award winning lover, homie, and friend. Graduate of He's A Good Boy 🥺 Academy. 6ft 🏳️🌈 & hungry.
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Asked a guy to send me a picture of himself on Jackd, he sends me a video of his booty hole. I clarified I meant a face pic, and he send me a video of him sucking dick. He's cute, but lord we doing too much here 😭
January 2, 2026 at 9:04 PM
Asked a guy to send me a picture of himself on Jackd, he sends me a video of his booty hole. I clarified I meant a face pic, and he send me a video of him sucking dick. He's cute, but lord we doing too much here 😭
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Glaze, Devils Food (chocolate glazed), glazed twist
I love donuts every single one of em but … blueberry cake, glazed, and strawberry iced top 3 fasho
December 30, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Glaze, Devils Food (chocolate glazed), glazed twist
The third Avatar film is well on its way to making over a billion dollars, its already made $762 million after one week. And I find it suspicious as hell that this franchise has done this 3 times in a row, considering since the last film, I never see anybody talk about watching these films.
December 30, 2025 at 4:58 PM
The third Avatar film is well on its way to making over a billion dollars, its already made $762 million after one week. And I find it suspicious as hell that this franchise has done this 3 times in a row, considering since the last film, I never see anybody talk about watching these films.
Post a random picture or else everything will go bad in 2026
December 27, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Post a random picture or else everything will go bad in 2026
As long as ive been alive, I dont think ive ever heard a single Ice T song, and ive known of that man my entire life basically.
December 26, 2025 at 5:20 PM
As long as ive been alive, I dont think ive ever heard a single Ice T song, and ive known of that man my entire life basically.
Such terrible and shocking news. So sudden and so young. R.I.P. Big Brother 27 Alum, Mickey Lee.
December 26, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Such terrible and shocking news. So sudden and so young. R.I.P. Big Brother 27 Alum, Mickey Lee.
What are the chances I get dicked down by 2 different dread head Santa's two Christmases in a row. Is this the start of a yearly tradition?
December 26, 2025 at 12:51 AM
What are the chances I get dicked down by 2 different dread head Santa's two Christmases in a row. Is this the start of a yearly tradition?
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Merry Christmas! Michelle and I hope you have a wonderful holiday filled with light and joy.
December 25, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Merry Christmas! Michelle and I hope you have a wonderful holiday filled with light and joy.
Watching "This Christmas" for the first time since 2007, lord I would have been ran through in that house, every single man in one movie being fine is insane.
December 24, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Watching "This Christmas" for the first time since 2007, lord I would have been ran through in that house, every single man in one movie being fine is insane.
Last Holiday is gonna make me cry everytime, its a perfect Christmas film! 😭
December 24, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Last Holiday is gonna make me cry everytime, its a perfect Christmas film! 😭
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Love a 90s fine black man, but I dont mean like LL Cool J or Morris Chestnut 90s, I mean like 30 years old with a Carl Winslow mustache 90s
December 23, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Love a 90s fine black man, but I dont mean like LL Cool J or Morris Chestnut 90s, I mean like 30 years old with a Carl Winslow mustache 90s
What type of crack were they on when The Office writers decided the cast should have a viewing party of Glee? 😂 They got my two favorite shows at the time in one episode.
December 10, 2025 at 6:29 PM
What type of crack were they on when The Office writers decided the cast should have a viewing party of Glee? 😂 They got my two favorite shows at the time in one episode.
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Beyoncé is set to attend the Met Gala next year for the first time in 10 years, this time as a co-chair for the event.
December 10, 2025 at 1:26 PM
Beyoncé is set to attend the Met Gala next year for the first time in 10 years, this time as a co-chair for the event.
Got no place to properly display my Little People 😭. A perfect name plaque for my Funko Pops for now.
December 8, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Got no place to properly display my Little People 😭. A perfect name plaque for my Funko Pops for now.
Early Christmas gifts to myself have been great this month. #GoldenGirls #ThankyouForBeingAFriend
December 8, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Early Christmas gifts to myself have been great this month. #GoldenGirls #ThankyouForBeingAFriend
Please for the love of God, stop nominating The Bear in comedy categories.
Nominees for Best Comedy/Musical series at this year's #GoldenGlobes:
Abbott Elementary
The Bear
Hacks
Nobody Wants This
Only Murders In The Building
The Studio
Abbott Elementary
The Bear
Hacks
Nobody Wants This
Only Murders In The Building
The Studio
December 8, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Please for the love of God, stop nominating The Bear in comedy categories.
No Wicked? 👀
Nominees for Best Comedy/Musical Film at this year's #GoldenGlobes:
Blue Moon
Bugonia
Marty Supreme
No Other Choice
Nouvelle Vague
One Battle After Another
Blue Moon
Bugonia
Marty Supreme
No Other Choice
Nouvelle Vague
One Battle After Another
December 8, 2025 at 4:48 PM
No Wicked? 👀
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Paramount actually needs this more than Netflix.
Paramount launches a hostile $108 billion bid to snatch Warner from Netflix www.theverge.com/news/839813/...
Paramount launches a hostile $108 billion bid to snatch Warner from Netflix
It’s not over yet.
www.theverge.com
December 8, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Paramount actually needs this more than Netflix.
This is a 10/10 album! OMG 😭
December 7, 2025 at 8:27 PM
This is a 10/10 album! OMG 😭
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Welp! They got me gal!! lol BlueSky got my old account, BUT! I’m back! If you recognize this face, and you want more random whimsical, give me a follow. And if you don’t recognize his face, but you still want random whimsy? Give me a follow.
December 6, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Welp! They got me gal!! lol BlueSky got my old account, BUT! I’m back! If you recognize this face, and you want more random whimsical, give me a follow. And if you don’t recognize his face, but you still want random whimsy? Give me a follow.