Mark
@marxpool.bsky.social
The president’s announcement tomorrow night:
His resignation (5 gold stars!)
He fucked under age girls.
He has no idea what he’s doing.
He can’t stay awake.
He has no health care plan.
He has a brain tumor. (Preferred)
He’s dying (even better)
He’s a racist piece of shit.
All of the above
His resignation (5 gold stars!)
He fucked under age girls.
He has no idea what he’s doing.
He can’t stay awake.
He has no health care plan.
He has a brain tumor. (Preferred)
He’s dying (even better)
He’s a racist piece of shit.
All of the above
December 17, 2025 at 3:15 AM
The president’s announcement tomorrow night:
His resignation (5 gold stars!)
He fucked under age girls.
He has no idea what he’s doing.
He can’t stay awake.
He has no health care plan.
He has a brain tumor. (Preferred)
He’s dying (even better)
He’s a racist piece of shit.
All of the above
His resignation (5 gold stars!)
He fucked under age girls.
He has no idea what he’s doing.
He can’t stay awake.
He has no health care plan.
He has a brain tumor. (Preferred)
He’s dying (even better)
He’s a racist piece of shit.
All of the above
Careful Mamdani! He's got that Bubba look in his eyes.
November 22, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Careful Mamdani! He's got that Bubba look in his eyes.
