(Filth warning.)

She may act like she hates the act of scraping the pube filled globs of smegma off of your dick but in truth nothing makes her squirt harder than when she’s made to munch on every last bit of filth coating such a putrid looking dick~

Yeah her lesbian phase never lasts more than a month, she can only pretend to be a 𝐂𝐀𝐑𝐏𝐄𝐓-𝐌𝐔𝐍𝐂𝐇𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐃𝐘𝐊𝐄 for so long before the allure of a a fat meaty cock has her crawling back~😵‍💫

And that pxdobaiting fuckstick deserves a thorough draining~

Yeah her asshole is exposed, what of it?🙄

"You think I care if some lowlife stares at my PUFFY LOG-CUTTER? That’s the whole point, so if you’re done wasting my time by flapping your gums then fuck off so I might find a guy with the balls to do more than stare~"

Expect me to use your penis as my personal meat-dildo if you even dare to get stiff around me, your cooperation in the matter is a non-factor. If you have a problem with getting 𝐑𝐀𝐏𝐄𝐃 them blame yourself for having a cock perfectly suited to CARVING OUT MY CUNT~🥵

POV: You’re an unsupervised brat being exposed to my fabric stretching clap-cannons. Giving those sweet little angels their first sexual awakening, even better if my ROYAL ASS-BLUBBER is the cause of their first erection~

Don’t care who the bitch is as long as your dick gets wet huh~? As long as they have a massive ass and a fat fucking rack then you couldn’t care less right~?

I doubt he’d even be able to tell that the so called cosplayer is in fact the actual Princess he based his porn-fueled doujin on~

Mmmphhh, a shame it’s only fiction….

If only there was such a “hero” who actually knew how to act around me, I’d give him anything and everything he could possibly desire; all in exchange for his attention~💖

If we’re mutuals please tag me! I’ll respond for sure~💋 spam tag me even!!!!

Feel free to DM me mutuals~!

🤭

Do you mean telegram or teleguard?

How would you prefer someone to get into contact with you?

//Any mutuals play Squadra?

// obviously duh

Like this if the Princess can tag you in posts~💖

"Can’t even walk down the street without some creep smacking my ass, always grabbing their cock and balls whenever I turn around to see who’d dare lay a hand on me. Such blatant sexual harassment never fails to make my cunt SOAKED"

"The first thing I do once i get back home after getting SKULL-FUCKED by a random stranger…" (he got soft before he could finish bruising my THROAT-CUNT. Tapping out on the first orgasm is so lame….)

She’s had a bit of a magical mishap, what was intended to be an enhancement spell has ended up transmogrifying her and now she’s got a 𝐅𝐀𝐓 𝐄𝐐𝐔𝐈𝐍𝐄 𝐃𝐎𝐍𝐆 hanging in between her legs.

Only way she’ll go back to normal is if some brave soul assists her in draining her 𝐁𝐎𝐖𝐋𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐁𝐀𝐋𝐋 𝐒𝐈𝐙𝐄𝐃 𝐉𝐈𝐙𝐙 𝐅𝐀𝐂𝐓𝐎𝐑𝐈𝐄𝐒~

"I don’t think anything I say will convince my advisors when I come riding into the castle grounds, strapped to your underside and snorting the fumes wafting off your puckered asshole.

With that said I’m more than ready to test our compatibility~"

It didn’t take much for the Princess to forsake her people, one night of passion with a foreigner was more than enough for her to realize just how worthless the males of her species actually were. Maintaining her composure when faced with such monstrous girth was quite the task.

The brazenness present in other species only causes her to become disillusioned with the idea of ever marrying a Hylian “male”…

"The constant sexual harassment I receive from other species is a nice change of pace when you’ve spent years being gawked at by weak, spineless men"