Mason Pelt
@masonpelt.com
Writing a book about Joseph Stalin's management philosophy: how it manifests in tyrants great and small, and how the rest of us can deal with the BS. Website https://masonpelt.com/
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Mason Pelt
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· Nov 22
You put a kid in boxing classes so they aren't bullied.
I put a kid in boxing classes so he can fight a 58-year-old Jake Paul.
We are not the same.
I put a kid in boxing classes so he can fight a 58-year-old Jake Paul.
We are not the same.
The only sane move anymore is the the Democrats to run Dick Van Dyke in 2028.
João Marinho Neto the current world's will just living man is 113. And I think Dick Van Dyke could actually manage two terms.
João Marinho Neto the current world's will just living man is 113. And I think Dick Van Dyke could actually manage two terms.
December 17, 2025 at 4:15 PM
The only sane move anymore is the the Democrats to run Dick Van Dyke in 2028.
João Marinho Neto the current world's will just living man is 113. And I think Dick Van Dyke could actually manage two terms.
João Marinho Neto the current world's will just living man is 113. And I think Dick Van Dyke could actually manage two terms.
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for those that wanted to see the clip of him being genuinely annoyed at the suggestion ai podcasts are good after he spends time glazing ai music lol
December 16, 2025 at 5:21 AM
for those that wanted to see the clip of him being genuinely annoyed at the suggestion ai podcasts are good after he spends time glazing ai music lol
Crazy that we got here because Barack Obama interrupted the celebrity apprentice to announce that Osama bin laden had been killed
December 15, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Crazy that we got here because Barack Obama interrupted the celebrity apprentice to announce that Osama bin laden had been killed
The fact that every waking moment seemingly revolves around Donald Trump to a point where I can just say, "did you see what he did?" And everyone knows who I mean, pisses me off to no end.
December 15, 2025 at 2:13 PM
The fact that every waking moment seemingly revolves around Donald Trump to a point where I can just say, "did you see what he did?" And everyone knows who I mean, pisses me off to no end.
Noam Chomsky's association with Jeffrey Epstein might have been the hardest one for me to learn about. I'm working on a book and I do cite Manufacturing Consent, but I keep telling myself Edward S. Herman wrote the part I cite.
December 13, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Noam Chomsky's association with Jeffrey Epstein might have been the hardest one for me to learn about. I'm working on a book and I do cite Manufacturing Consent, but I keep telling myself Edward S. Herman wrote the part I cite.
I think it's time to remake The Muppet Christmas Carol, we're Kermit plays Scrooge and Michael Caine plays every other role. That is what the world needs.
December 11, 2025 at 4:31 PM
I think it's time to remake The Muppet Christmas Carol, we're Kermit plays Scrooge and Michael Caine plays every other role. That is what the world needs.
But without cloudflare who would be able to control your access to the internet?
December 5, 2025 at 3:46 PM
But without cloudflare who would be able to control your access to the internet?
The average person is capable of a lot less introspection than I once thought.
December 5, 2025 at 3:39 PM
The average person is capable of a lot less introspection than I once thought.
I don't have a Spotify wrapped. I would like you to judge my anyway.
December 4, 2025 at 5:44 PM
I don't have a Spotify wrapped. I would like you to judge my anyway.
I no longer know who is famous and who is a name made-up by a troll to see if I will pretend to know who they are to stay cool.
Chadwick C. Cahandvar is dating Alex Chandler, no way I don't know who those people are... good for them or not.
Chadwick C. Cahandvar is dating Alex Chandler, no way I don't know who those people are... good for them or not.
December 4, 2025 at 5:02 PM
I no longer know who is famous and who is a name made-up by a troll to see if I will pretend to know who they are to stay cool.
Chadwick C. Cahandvar is dating Alex Chandler, no way I don't know who those people are... good for them or not.
Chadwick C. Cahandvar is dating Alex Chandler, no way I don't know who those people are... good for them or not.
Thinking about the my pillow guy showing up to the White House with a notepad reading "Martial Law?"
It was a simpler time.
It was a simpler time.
December 4, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Thinking about the my pillow guy showing up to the White House with a notepad reading "Martial Law?"
It was a simpler time.
It was a simpler time.
When Microsoft says it's time to update they aren't asking your opinion, or the opinion of all those things you manually disabled in powershell.
December 4, 2025 at 4:41 PM
When Microsoft says it's time to update they aren't asking your opinion, or the opinion of all those things you manually disabled in powershell.
"What's your body?" Ask the man on the street YouTuber.
"My client has never, and shall never be convicted of any crimes. We will not be discussing the rampant speculation, and unsubstantiated rumors surrounding my client." Said the 22-year-old blonde girl's attorney.
"My client has never, and shall never be convicted of any crimes. We will not be discussing the rampant speculation, and unsubstantiated rumors surrounding my client." Said the 22-year-old blonde girl's attorney.
December 4, 2025 at 3:27 PM
"What's your body?" Ask the man on the street YouTuber.
"My client has never, and shall never be convicted of any crimes. We will not be discussing the rampant speculation, and unsubstantiated rumors surrounding my client." Said the 22-year-old blonde girl's attorney.
"My client has never, and shall never be convicted of any crimes. We will not be discussing the rampant speculation, and unsubstantiated rumors surrounding my client." Said the 22-year-old blonde girl's attorney.
There's a Neil diamond biopic starring Hugh Jackman which feels like a sentence AI wrote.
December 3, 2025 at 2:47 PM
There's a Neil diamond biopic starring Hugh Jackman which feels like a sentence AI wrote.
Kids today don't even know about David Blaine in a bubble in Times square.
December 3, 2025 at 6:31 AM
Kids today don't even know about David Blaine in a bubble in Times square.
I'm a better person than Taylor Swift. She disguises her covert narcissism as altruism. I pretend my altruism is narcissism so that I don't even get credit for the good I do. Game set match
December 3, 2025 at 3:02 AM
I'm a better person than Taylor Swift. She disguises her covert narcissism as altruism. I pretend my altruism is narcissism so that I don't even get credit for the good I do. Game set match
I'm not sure how much of my perception that everyone is sick all the time is my age and how much is that COVID-19 never left, and we have had 5 stressful years with worse than normal RSV, Rhinovirus, and Influenza.
December 2, 2025 at 10:32 AM
I'm not sure how much of my perception that everyone is sick all the time is my age and how much is that COVID-19 never left, and we have had 5 stressful years with worse than normal RSV, Rhinovirus, and Influenza.
That hole is more shallow than it appears due to AI. *Nods* a fake deep, got it.
December 2, 2025 at 7:15 AM
That hole is more shallow than it appears due to AI. *Nods* a fake deep, got it.
At one time the siren song of industry beckoned me, however now I hear only the sound of the woods calling my name.
December 1, 2025 at 10:49 PM
At one time the siren song of industry beckoned me, however now I hear only the sound of the woods calling my name.
I created an AI that just says "give me root access." It's not an AI it's actually just a chat reply that says "give me root access" no matter what you say. I would like to raise an enormous amount of money, and my AI would like root access.
December 1, 2025 at 5:40 PM
I created an AI that just says "give me root access." It's not an AI it's actually just a chat reply that says "give me root access" no matter what you say. I would like to raise an enormous amount of money, and my AI would like root access.
Yeah, but other than creating the Linux kernel what the hell has that guy even done?
The consumer tech enthusiast interpretation of Linus Torvalds is something.
The consumer tech enthusiast interpretation of Linus Torvalds is something.
December 1, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Yeah, but other than creating the Linux kernel what the hell has that guy even done?
The consumer tech enthusiast interpretation of Linus Torvalds is something.
The consumer tech enthusiast interpretation of Linus Torvalds is something.
It's weird to talk about anything that isn't global events.
I meet someone new and my questions are:
Do you know what athortatianism looks like?
Are you aware war crimes are defined?
Will you download Signal? Want to switch over to Briar?
I meet someone new and my questions are:
Do you know what athortatianism looks like?
Are you aware war crimes are defined?
Will you download Signal? Want to switch over to Briar?
December 1, 2025 at 2:54 PM
It's weird to talk about anything that isn't global events.
I meet someone new and my questions are:
Do you know what athortatianism looks like?
Are you aware war crimes are defined?
Will you download Signal? Want to switch over to Briar?
I meet someone new and my questions are:
Do you know what athortatianism looks like?
Are you aware war crimes are defined?
Will you download Signal? Want to switch over to Briar?
I like to give Mark Zuckerberg most of my data, I literally mailed him a thumb drive this weekend It's just pictures I've taken of the voids in my walls.
November 30, 2025 at 3:19 PM
I like to give Mark Zuckerberg most of my data, I literally mailed him a thumb drive this weekend It's just pictures I've taken of the voids in my walls.
No matter what you think the bare minimum is, someone is willing to do less.
November 30, 2025 at 2:51 AM
No matter what you think the bare minimum is, someone is willing to do less.
It's 2025, everyone is engaged in one direct conflict, two proxy wars, and domestic supply chain issues you know nothing about.
November 30, 2025 at 2:50 AM
It's 2025, everyone is engaged in one direct conflict, two proxy wars, and domestic supply chain issues you know nothing about.