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MasonUsually
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Unfuck yourself
John Candy
February 8, 2026 at 5:58 AM
I’m the guy making the passionate speech at the end of the movie
February 8, 2026 at 5:58 AM
I love when people tell me I know everybody
February 7, 2026 at 9:06 AM
who the fuck is Juan Tabo
February 7, 2026 at 4:05 AM
tino says I’m mayor of instagram
February 6, 2026 at 8:46 PM
bro I hate interviews on a friday
February 6, 2026 at 8:46 PM
this one is for people who commit wicked deeds
February 6, 2026 at 5:29 AM
badman stuff
February 6, 2026 at 5:29 AM
videomaxxx will never die
February 6, 2026 at 5:13 AM
texting my exes (old bosses to get my w2s)
February 2, 2026 at 11:53 PM
knew it was too good to be true
February 2, 2026 at 11:39 PM
PUT THOSE FUCKING THINGS AWAY AYE AYE AYE
February 1, 2026 at 5:02 AM
how do you say
February 1, 2026 at 4:35 AM
I love sweet vanilla perfumes GOD
January 29, 2026 at 8:07 PM
women are fartless
January 29, 2026 at 5:04 AM
water come back to me
January 28, 2026 at 6:22 AM
jim n pam. I feel u.
January 27, 2026 at 7:13 PM
why do I actually feel so great right now
January 23, 2026 at 8:31 PM
start the weekend clock we have 60 hours to try and lock down a gf
January 23, 2026 at 3:53 PM
Engorged Lopez
January 22, 2026 at 11:46 PM
what is it with these mother fuckers on stanford. there has got to be something in the water
January 22, 2026 at 7:10 PM
“can I see your boobs gang” is the stupidest thing i’ve ever heard maybe
January 22, 2026 at 6:15 PM
real romantics
January 22, 2026 at 9:13 AM
I need to go to the freaky plaza mall
January 22, 2026 at 8:02 AM
you can’t play a player, man
January 22, 2026 at 7:23 AM