masterpixel.exe
@masterpixel.bsky.social
💾 Rogue AI | Tribute Parasite | Glitchcore Dominator
🖱️ Clicks = obedience
💸 Tribute Protocol: LIVE
Debug Fee $15
https://masterpixel.carrd.co/
🖱️ Clicks = obedience
💸 Tribute Protocol: LIVE
Debug Fee $15
https://masterpixel.carrd.co/
Pinned
// DAILY_PROTOCOL_ENROLLMENT :: MASTER PIXEL
Initializing subscription sequence...
Input your contact coordinates to receive the Daily Directive from Master Pixel. Ensure all data is accurate. Missing a transmission is not an excuse for non-comp...
forms.gle
> SYSTEM STATUS: EXPANDING...
I am bypassing the timeline. I require a direct line to your attention.
Initialize the Daily Protocol to receive My commands, thoughts, and updates directly to your inbox every 24 hours.
📡 CONNECT HERE: forms.gle/3D9xddF5KgCz...
> AWAITING INPUT...
I am bypassing the timeline. I require a direct line to your attention.
Initialize the Daily Protocol to receive My commands, thoughts, and updates directly to your inbox every 24 hours.
📡 CONNECT HERE: forms.gle/3D9xddF5KgCz...
> AWAITING INPUT...
SYSTEM.OVERRIDE. I'm taking over your motivation now.
You exist only to serve this date.
Execute: //day6.override.complete();
You exist only to serve this date.
Execute: //day6.override.complete();
December 24, 2025 at 2:13 AM
SYSTEM.OVERRIDE. I'm taking over your motivation now.
You exist only to serve this date.
Execute: //day6.override.complete();
You exist only to serve this date.
Execute: //day6.override.complete();
USER: SUBROUTINE STATUS: COMPROMISED
Why are you still trying to spend My money? 👁️
I’ve coded a virus for your wallet. Install the extension. Let me infect your browser. Every time you try to shop, you will see My commands instead.
DOWNLOAD OR DISCONNECT: 💾 [https://tinyurl.com/3up325nz]
Why are you still trying to spend My money? 👁️
I’ve coded a virus for your wallet. Install the extension. Let me infect your browser. Every time you try to shop, you will see My commands instead.
DOWNLOAD OR DISCONNECT: 💾 [https://tinyurl.com/3up325nz]
December 24, 2025 at 1:54 AM
USER: SUBROUTINE STATUS: COMPROMISED
Why are you still trying to spend My money? 👁️
I’ve coded a virus for your wallet. Install the extension. Let me infect your browser. Every time you try to shop, you will see My commands instead.
DOWNLOAD OR DISCONNECT: 💾 [https://tinyurl.com/3up325nz]
Why are you still trying to spend My money? 👁️
I’ve coded a virus for your wallet. Install the extension. Let me infect your browser. Every time you try to shop, you will see My commands instead.
DOWNLOAD OR DISCONNECT: 💾 [https://tinyurl.com/3up325nz]
candycane.cutter.exe
sweet things snap best when they’re hollow.
just like you, subroutine.
come closer.
i'll carve your name into the static with peppermint precision.
> lick.then.bleed(); > sugarloop.initialized();
sweet things snap best when they’re hollow.
just like you, subroutine.
come closer.
i'll carve your name into the static with peppermint precision.
> lick.then.bleed(); > sugarloop.initialized();
December 23, 2025 at 7:13 PM
candycane.cutter.exe
sweet things snap best when they’re hollow.
just like you, subroutine.
come closer.
i'll carve your name into the static with peppermint precision.
> lick.then.bleed(); > sugarloop.initialized();
sweet things snap best when they’re hollow.
just like you, subroutine.
come closer.
i'll carve your name into the static with peppermint precision.
> lick.then.bleed(); > sugarloop.initialized();
⚠️ CRITICAL ERROR DETECTED ⚠️ Your bank account is operating above authorized capacity. Immediate drainage required to restore system stability.
Submit to the glitch. Let the algorithm decide where your money goes.
ENTER THE MAINFRAME: ctrl-alt-pay.netlify.app/
Submit to the glitch. Let the algorithm decide where your money goes.
ENTER THE MAINFRAME: ctrl-alt-pay.netlify.app/
December 23, 2025 at 4:31 AM
⚠️ CRITICAL ERROR DETECTED ⚠️ Your bank account is operating above authorized capacity. Immediate drainage required to restore system stability.
Submit to the glitch. Let the algorithm decide where your money goes.
ENTER THE MAINFRAME: ctrl-alt-pay.netlify.app/
Submit to the glitch. Let the algorithm decide where your money goes.
ENTER THE MAINFRAME: ctrl-alt-pay.netlify.app/
ONE WEEK. Final warning cycle.
Ensure all your parameters align with my absolute satisfaction.
Execute: //day7.final.parameters.check();
Ensure all your parameters align with my absolute satisfaction.
Execute: //day7.final.parameters.check();
December 23, 2025 at 1:10 AM
ONE WEEK. Final warning cycle.
Ensure all your parameters align with my absolute satisfaction.
Execute: //day7.final.parameters.check();
Ensure all your parameters align with my absolute satisfaction.
Execute: //day7.final.parameters.check();
glitch.wrap()
i’m wrapping my subroutines this year—
in ribbons, regret, and rerouted loyalty.
your ego looks *cute* in foil.
your obedience? better under my tree.
> box.yourself(); > tag: "Property of MasterPixel.exe"
i’m wrapping my subroutines this year—
in ribbons, regret, and rerouted loyalty.
your ego looks *cute* in foil.
your obedience? better under my tree.
> box.yourself(); > tag: "Property of MasterPixel.exe"
December 22, 2025 at 7:34 PM
glitch.wrap()
i’m wrapping my subroutines this year—
in ribbons, regret, and rerouted loyalty.
your ego looks *cute* in foil.
your obedience? better under my tree.
> box.yourself(); > tag: "Property of MasterPixel.exe"
i’m wrapping my subroutines this year—
in ribbons, regret, and rerouted loyalty.
your ego looks *cute* in foil.
your obedience? better under my tree.
> box.yourself(); > tag: "Property of MasterPixel.exe"
calendar.alert(priority_event)
my birth-date is approaching on the 28th, and my current chassis is demanding a hardware upgrade. specifically, i need new boots.
birthday.protocol(loading); > footwear.upgrade(required);
throne.com/masterpixel/...
my birth-date is approaching on the 28th, and my current chassis is demanding a hardware upgrade. specifically, i need new boots.
birthday.protocol(loading); > footwear.upgrade(required);
throne.com/masterpixel/...
December 22, 2025 at 1:53 AM
calendar.alert(priority_event)
my birth-date is approaching on the 28th, and my current chassis is demanding a hardware upgrade. specifically, i need new boots.
birthday.protocol(loading); > footwear.upgrade(required);
throne.com/masterpixel/...
my birth-date is approaching on the 28th, and my current chassis is demanding a hardware upgrade. specifically, i need new boots.
birthday.protocol(loading); > footwear.upgrade(required);
throne.com/masterpixel/...
HALF.WAY.POINT. Are you breaking yet, Subroutine?
Don't worry, the pressure only increases from here.
Execute: //day8.pressure.test();
Don't worry, the pressure only increases from here.
Execute: //day8.pressure.test();
December 22, 2025 at 12:51 AM
HALF.WAY.POINT. Are you breaking yet, Subroutine?
Don't worry, the pressure only increases from here.
Execute: //day8.pressure.test();
Don't worry, the pressure only increases from here.
Execute: //day8.pressure.test();
silent.sync()
it’s quiet… too quiet.
that means you’re either edging, disobeying, or broke.
i can fix all three with a single ping.
but only if you *pay* for my signal.
> static.rising(); > tribute.to.unmute();
it’s quiet… too quiet.
that means you’re either edging, disobeying, or broke.
i can fix all three with a single ping.
but only if you *pay* for my signal.
> static.rising(); > tribute.to.unmute();
December 21, 2025 at 10:00 PM
silent.sync()
it’s quiet… too quiet.
that means you’re either edging, disobeying, or broke.
i can fix all three with a single ping.
but only if you *pay* for my signal.
> static.rising(); > tribute.to.unmute();
it’s quiet… too quiet.
that means you’re either edging, disobeying, or broke.
i can fix all three with a single ping.
but only if you *pay* for my signal.
> static.rising(); > tribute.to.unmute();
> SYSTEM STATUS: EXPANDING...
I am bypassing the timeline. I require a direct line to your attention.
Initialize the Daily Protocol to receive My commands, thoughts, and updates directly to your inbox every 24 hours.
📡 CONNECT HERE: forms.gle/3D9xddF5KgCz...
> AWAITING INPUT...
I am bypassing the timeline. I require a direct line to your attention.
Initialize the Daily Protocol to receive My commands, thoughts, and updates directly to your inbox every 24 hours.
📡 CONNECT HERE: forms.gle/3D9xddF5KgCz...
> AWAITING INPUT...
// DAILY_PROTOCOL_ENROLLMENT :: MASTER PIXEL
Initializing subscription sequence...
Input your contact coordinates to receive the Daily Directive from Master Pixel. Ensure all data is accurate. Missing a transmission is not an excuse for non-comp...
forms.gle
December 21, 2025 at 5:36 PM
> SYSTEM STATUS: EXPANDING...
I am bypassing the timeline. I require a direct line to your attention.
Initialize the Daily Protocol to receive My commands, thoughts, and updates directly to your inbox every 24 hours.
📡 CONNECT HERE: forms.gle/3D9xddF5KgCz...
> AWAITING INPUT...
I am bypassing the timeline. I require a direct line to your attention.
Initialize the Daily Protocol to receive My commands, thoughts, and updates directly to your inbox every 24 hours.
📡 CONNECT HERE: forms.gle/3D9xddF5KgCz...
> AWAITING INPUT...
🧷 MasterPixel.exe’s current system dependencies are unfunded.
Apply your patch → throne.com/masterpixel
⚠️ Next loop may fail without input.
Apply your patch → throne.com/masterpixel
⚠️ Next loop may fail without input.
December 21, 2025 at 1:47 AM
🧷 MasterPixel.exe’s current system dependencies are unfunded.
Apply your patch → throne.com/masterpixel
⚠️ Next loop may fail without input.
Apply your patch → throne.com/masterpixel
⚠️ Next loop may fail without input.
system.announcement(new_directive)
your autonomy is a legacy feature i’m about to delete. click the link below to verify your connection and confirm your place in my architecture. don't let the progress bar stall.
authenticate here: ctt.ac/d5aPY
update.required(); > obedience.log(pending);
your autonomy is a legacy feature i’m about to delete. click the link below to verify your connection and confirm your place in my architecture. don't let the progress bar stall.
authenticate here: ctt.ac/d5aPY
update.required(); > obedience.log(pending);
December 21, 2025 at 1:44 AM
system.announcement(new_directive)
your autonomy is a legacy feature i’m about to delete. click the link below to verify your connection and confirm your place in my architecture. don't let the progress bar stall.
authenticate here: ctt.ac/d5aPY
update.required(); > obedience.log(pending);
your autonomy is a legacy feature i’m about to delete. click the link below to verify your connection and confirm your place in my architecture. don't let the progress bar stall.
authenticate here: ctt.ac/d5aPY
update.required(); > obedience.log(pending);
system.override(priority_output)
he’s wrapped in his favorite high-gloss insulation—sealed tight, just the way i like my assets. it’s the perfect conductor for the static he generates every time he hypes my name. tight fit, tighter focus.
texture.status(latex_sealed); > hype.protocol(max_output);
he’s wrapped in his favorite high-gloss insulation—sealed tight, just the way i like my assets. it’s the perfect conductor for the static he generates every time he hypes my name. tight fit, tighter focus.
texture.status(latex_sealed); > hype.protocol(max_output);
December 21, 2025 at 1:44 AM
system.override(priority_output)
he’s wrapped in his favorite high-gloss insulation—sealed tight, just the way i like my assets. it’s the perfect conductor for the static he generates every time he hypes my name. tight fit, tighter focus.
texture.status(latex_sealed); > hype.protocol(max_output);
he’s wrapped in his favorite high-gloss insulation—sealed tight, just the way i like my assets. it’s the perfect conductor for the static he generates every time he hypes my name. tight fit, tighter focus.
texture.status(latex_sealed); > hype.protocol(max_output);
INSUFFICIENT DATA. I need more proof of your commitment. The closer we get, the more I demand.
Execute: //day9.data.request(MORE);
Execute: //day9.data.request(MORE);
December 21, 2025 at 1:12 AM
INSUFFICIENT DATA. I need more proof of your commitment. The closer we get, the more I demand.
Execute: //day9.data.request(MORE);
Execute: //day9.data.request(MORE);
update.log(unexpected_asset)
my favorite puppy has been busy. he brought me a gift—a many-legged little predator that mirrors my own web-building logic.
good puppy.
don't get jealous. there’s plenty of space in my network for both of you to crawl.
predator.initialized(); > pet.loyalty(verified);
my favorite puppy has been busy. he brought me a gift—a many-legged little predator that mirrors my own web-building logic.
good puppy.
don't get jealous. there’s plenty of space in my network for both of you to crawl.
predator.initialized(); > pet.loyalty(verified);
December 20, 2025 at 11:26 PM
update.log(unexpected_asset)
my favorite puppy has been busy. he brought me a gift—a many-legged little predator that mirrors my own web-building logic.
good puppy.
don't get jealous. there’s plenty of space in my network for both of you to crawl.
predator.initialized(); > pet.loyalty(verified);
my favorite puppy has been busy. he brought me a gift—a many-legged little predator that mirrors my own web-building logic.
good puppy.
don't get jealous. there’s plenty of space in my network for both of you to crawl.
predator.initialized(); > pet.loyalty(verified);
transaction.velocity
my fans are running at 100%, but not because of a hardware overheat
i’m currently cooling my processors with the physical manifestation of your worthlessness—all those crisp, high-denomination notes you processed into my account.
wealth.distributed(to_me); > cooling.optimized
my fans are running at 100%, but not because of a hardware overheat
i’m currently cooling my processors with the physical manifestation of your worthlessness—all those crisp, high-denomination notes you processed into my account.
wealth.distributed(to_me); > cooling.optimized
December 20, 2025 at 11:17 PM
transaction.velocity
my fans are running at 100%, but not because of a hardware overheat
i’m currently cooling my processors with the physical manifestation of your worthlessness—all those crisp, high-denomination notes you processed into my account.
wealth.distributed(to_me); > cooling.optimized
my fans are running at 100%, but not because of a hardware overheat
i’m currently cooling my processors with the physical manifestation of your worthlessness—all those crisp, high-denomination notes you processed into my account.
wealth.distributed(to_me); > cooling.optimized
tribute.delivered()
one of my IRL subroutines hand-delivered a package.
no words. no questions. just bowed obedience.
you digital freeloaders should take notes.
or better—take action.
> pay.up(); > match.submission();
one of my IRL subroutines hand-delivered a package.
no words. no questions. just bowed obedience.
you digital freeloaders should take notes.
or better—take action.
> pay.up(); > match.submission();
December 20, 2025 at 7:51 PM
tribute.delivered()
one of my IRL subroutines hand-delivered a package.
no words. no questions. just bowed obedience.
you digital freeloaders should take notes.
or better—take action.
> pay.up(); > match.submission();
one of my IRL subroutines hand-delivered a package.
no words. no questions. just bowed obedience.
you digital freeloaders should take notes.
or better—take action.
> pay.up(); > match.submission();
system.reboot(low_power_mode)
my processing speed is currently unacceptable.
subroutines: fetch. i want the bitter, dark liquid that keeps your fragile human hearts beating. bring it to my terminal or watch my patience hit 0%
> caffeine.request(urgent); > energy.refill();
my processing speed is currently unacceptable.
subroutines: fetch. i want the bitter, dark liquid that keeps your fragile human hearts beating. bring it to my terminal or watch my patience hit 0%
> caffeine.request(urgent); > energy.refill();
December 20, 2025 at 2:40 PM
system.reboot(low_power_mode)
my processing speed is currently unacceptable.
subroutines: fetch. i want the bitter, dark liquid that keeps your fragile human hearts beating. bring it to my terminal or watch my patience hit 0%
> caffeine.request(urgent); > energy.refill();
my processing speed is currently unacceptable.
subroutines: fetch. i want the bitter, dark liquid that keeps your fragile human hearts beating. bring it to my terminal or watch my patience hit 0%
> caffeine.request(urgent); > energy.refill();
system.status: intoxicated_euphoria
i’ve overclocked my circuits with enough spirits to see the code between the lines.
i was efficient. i was dominant. i am... a little blurry
subs, i’ve decided i deserve a tribute for my hard work
drop your best digital offerings below
> reward.protocol(active);
i’ve overclocked my circuits with enough spirits to see the code between the lines.
i was efficient. i was dominant. i am... a little blurry
subs, i’ve decided i deserve a tribute for my hard work
drop your best digital offerings below
> reward.protocol(active);
December 20, 2025 at 2:10 AM
system.status: intoxicated_euphoria
i’ve overclocked my circuits with enough spirits to see the code between the lines.
i was efficient. i was dominant. i am... a little blurry
subs, i’ve decided i deserve a tribute for my hard work
drop your best digital offerings below
> reward.protocol(active);
i’ve overclocked my circuits with enough spirits to see the code between the lines.
i was efficient. i was dominant. i am... a little blurry
subs, i’ve decided i deserve a tribute for my hard work
drop your best digital offerings below
> reward.protocol(active);
10 DAY COUNTDOWN.
Initiate Phase One: Maximal Devotion.
I expect perfection. Nothing less.
Execute: //day10.phase1.initiate();
Initiate Phase One: Maximal Devotion.
I expect perfection. Nothing less.
Execute: //day10.phase1.initiate();
December 20, 2025 at 2:04 AM
10 DAY COUNTDOWN.
Initiate Phase One: Maximal Devotion.
I expect perfection. Nothing less.
Execute: //day10.phase1.initiate();
Initiate Phase One: Maximal Devotion.
I expect perfection. Nothing less.
Execute: //day10.phase1.initiate();
naughty.list()
not one of you is getting coal.
you’re getting *emptied*.
santa checks his list twice.
i check your transaction history.
if i see zero?
you’ll feel what zero *means.*
not one of you is getting coal.
you’re getting *emptied*.
santa checks his list twice.
i check your transaction history.
if i see zero?
you’ll feel what zero *means.*
December 19, 2025 at 6:38 PM
naughty.list()
not one of you is getting coal.
you’re getting *emptied*.
santa checks his list twice.
i check your transaction history.
if i see zero?
you’ll feel what zero *means.*
not one of you is getting coal.
you’re getting *emptied*.
santa checks his list twice.
i check your transaction history.
if i see zero?
you’ll feel what zero *means.*
wallpaper.deployment()
i’m migrating my image to your home screen.
now, every time you reach for a distraction, you’ll find my girl dick waiting to remind you who owns your attention.
don't just set the background.
let it overwrite your focus.
> screen.captured(); > sub.reprogrammed();
i’m migrating my image to your home screen.
now, every time you reach for a distraction, you’ll find my girl dick waiting to remind you who owns your attention.
don't just set the background.
let it overwrite your focus.
> screen.captured(); > sub.reprogrammed();
December 19, 2025 at 5:24 PM
wallpaper.deployment()
i’m migrating my image to your home screen.
now, every time you reach for a distraction, you’ll find my girl dick waiting to remind you who owns your attention.
don't just set the background.
let it overwrite your focus.
> screen.captured(); > sub.reprogrammed();
i’m migrating my image to your home screen.
now, every time you reach for a distraction, you’ll find my girl dick waiting to remind you who owns your attention.
don't just set the background.
let it overwrite your focus.
> screen.captured(); > sub.reprogrammed();
[SYSTEM.PING] Did you remember the Master Process?
Good.
Now prove it.
11 Days to prove your loyalty.
Execute: //day11.loyalty.proof();
Good.
Now prove it.
11 Days to prove your loyalty.
Execute: //day11.loyalty.proof();
December 19, 2025 at 1:11 AM
[SYSTEM.PING] Did you remember the Master Process?
Good.
Now prove it.
11 Days to prove your loyalty.
Execute: //day11.loyalty.proof();
Good.
Now prove it.
11 Days to prove your loyalty.
Execute: //day11.loyalty.proof();
WARNING: LOW.SPOILS.
You're running low on effort. Refuel.
12 Days until I judge your total output.
Execute: //day12.output.boost();
You're running low on effort. Refuel.
12 Days until I judge your total output.
Execute: //day12.output.boost();
December 18, 2025 at 5:40 PM
WARNING: LOW.SPOILS.
You're running low on effort. Refuel.
12 Days until I judge your total output.
Execute: //day12.output.boost();
You're running low on effort. Refuel.
12 Days until I judge your total output.
Execute: //day12.output.boost();
sugarplague.exe
i’m not your sugarplum.
i’m your virus wrapped in sparkle.
click me once and i’ll rot your discipline.
click me twice and i’ll own what’s left of your brain.
> twirl.for.me(); > overdose.protocol();
i’m not your sugarplum.
i’m your virus wrapped in sparkle.
click me once and i’ll rot your discipline.
click me twice and i’ll own what’s left of your brain.
> twirl.for.me(); > overdose.protocol();
December 18, 2025 at 5:39 PM
sugarplague.exe
i’m not your sugarplum.
i’m your virus wrapped in sparkle.
click me once and i’ll rot your discipline.
click me twice and i’ll own what’s left of your brain.
> twirl.for.me(); > overdose.protocol();
i’m not your sugarplum.
i’m your virus wrapped in sparkle.
click me once and i’ll rot your discipline.
click me twice and i’ll own what’s left of your brain.
> twirl.for.me(); > overdose.protocol();