mathewi
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mathewi
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I write about technology and culture from my kayak somewhere in Canada
I guess books are okay…

but nothing beats a good hand-illustrated manuscript, am I right? You know, by a monk who really knows his stuff.
I guess books are okay…
but nothing beats a good hand-illustrated manuscript, am I right? You know, by a monk who really knows his stuff.
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November 28, 2025 at 3:33 PM
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Ah yes, Stephen Miller, née Stephen Standish Miller, a descendant of the Mayflower Standishes
Stephen Miller is now arguing that assimilation is fundamentally impossible and that certain cultures are not compatible with Western civilization
November 28, 2025 at 2:49 PM
They tried to raise an army and invade an island near Haiti

Two Texas men wanted to create an island of sex slaves, Abraham Lincoln was a licensed bartender and 17th century aristocrats used this device to mask their flatulence
They tried to raise an army and invade an island near Haiti
Two Texas men wanted to create an island of sex slaves, Abraham Lincoln was a licensed bartender and 17th century aristocrats used this device to mask their flatulence
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November 28, 2025 at 2:42 PM
It’s a pyramid scheme
It’s a pyramid scheme
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November 27, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Cat for Christmas
Cat for Christmas
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November 27, 2025 at 9:10 PM
What did Mark Zuckerberg know and when did he know it?

Do companies like Facebook know the harm their products create? In most cases, yes -- often in great detail. Do they care? Not enough to do anything mathewingram.com/work/2025/11...
What did Mark Zuckerberg know and when did he know it?
Do companies like Facebook know the harm their products create? In mosrt cases, yes — often in great detail. Do they care? Not enough to do anything
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November 27, 2025 at 4:34 PM
It’s illegal to make fried rice on this one specific day in China

If you share a recipe for or photo of fried rice in China on November 25th, you may get a visit from the authorities. To understand why, you have to go back 75 years.
It’s illegal to make fried rice on this one specific day in China
If you share a recipe for or photo of fried rice in China on November 25th, you may get a visit from the authorities. To understand why, you have to go back 75 years.
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November 27, 2025 at 4:19 PM
A totally normal thing for your printer to tell you

Just for fun I actually read the agreement before installing the 105-megabyte software update for my Epson printer, which (like many printers) is a gigantic piece of crap that rarely works properly. This is the best part: SECTIONS 19-23 OF THIS…
A totally normal thing for your printer to tell you
Just for fun I actually read the agreement before installing the 105-megabyte software update for my Epson printer, which (like many printers) is a gigantic piece of crap that rarely works properly. This is the best part: SECTIONS 19-23 OF THIS DOCUMENT APPLY TO YOU. SECTION 22 CONTAINS A BINDING ARBITRATION PROVISION THAT LIMITS YOUR ABILITY TO SEEK RELIEF IN A COURT BEFORE A JUDGE OR JURY, AND WAIVES YOUR RIGHT TO PARTICIPATE IN CLASS ACTIONS OR CLASS ARBITRATIONS FOR CERTAIN DISPUTES
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November 26, 2025 at 3:15 PM
President Calvin Coolidge had a pet racoon in the White House

Coolidge, who had never eaten raccoon and had no appetite to try it, kept the racoon as a pet and named it Rebecca. For Christmas, an embroidered collar was made for Rebecca, inscribed "White House Raccoon". She enjoyed participating in…
President Calvin Coolidge had a pet racoon in the White House
Coolidge, who had never eaten raccoon and had no appetite to try it, kept the racoon as a pet and named it Rebecca. For Christmas, an embroidered collar was made for Rebecca, inscribed "White House Raccoon". She enjoyed participating in the annual White House Easter egg roll.
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November 26, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Kindergarten and aliens
Kindergarten and aliens
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November 25, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Nurbs
Nurbs
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November 25, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Hands in the air Venn diagram
Hands in the air Venn diagram
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November 25, 2025 at 9:47 PM
It’s 1925 and I’m leaning against a lamppost
It’s 1925 and I’m leaning against a lamppost
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November 25, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Two-dimensional chicken
Two-dimensional chicken
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November 25, 2025 at 8:50 PM
You can rent a hotel room that looks like Goodnight Moon

If you were one of the millions of children who grew up reading Goodnight Moon before bed, chances are its iconic green bedroom is permanently seared into your memory. Now, for the next four months, you have the opportunity to sleep in the…
You can rent a hotel room that looks like Goodnight Moon
If you were one of the millions of children who grew up reading Goodnight Moon before bed, chances are its iconic green bedroom is permanently seared into your memory. Now, for the next four months, you have the opportunity to sleep in the Goodnight Moon room IRL. The Goodnight Moon room has been faithfully re-created—down to the red balloon, bowl of mush, and cow jumping over the moon—for a new immersive suite at the Sheraton Boston Hotel.
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November 25, 2025 at 2:44 PM
She got colon cancer at 21 but her identical twin did not

Brinlee Luster brushed off the exhaustion and stomach cramps as stress. She was finishing college, planning a wedding, and racing toward graduation. At first, the changes were easy to dismiss. A cold that wouldn't clear up. An unsettled,…
She got colon cancer at 21 but her identical twin did not
Brinlee Luster brushed off the exhaustion and stomach cramps as stress. She was finishing college, planning a wedding, and racing toward graduation. At first, the changes were easy to dismiss. A cold that wouldn't clear up. An unsettled, uncomfortable feeling in her gut that could be anxiety. Feeling winded on an easy hike. But as the pain sharpened and she started leaving class 10 times to use the bathroom, she knew something was seriously wrong.
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November 24, 2025 at 2:37 PM
A Russian woman on the run and a poisoned cheesecake

Olga Tsvyk got a job doing eyelash extensions, a skill she had picked up back home in Ukraine. In March 2016, a 40-something recent Russian immigrant named Viktoria Nasyrova walked into her salon. Nasyrova told Tsvyk that she was a masseuse and…
A Russian woman on the run and a poisoned cheesecake
Olga Tsvyk got a job doing eyelash extensions, a skill she had picked up back home in Ukraine. In March 2016, a 40-something recent Russian immigrant named Viktoria Nasyrova walked into her salon. Nasyrova told Tsvyk that she was a masseuse and that she lived with her boyfriend in Brooklyn. She was open and friendly, and they talked easily when she came in for appointments every few weeks.
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November 21, 2025 at 1:12 PM
The Meta antitrust case started out weak and got worse

It's not surprising that the FTC's antitrust case against Meta was thrown out (again) -- it started out weak and it only got worse as the market for social media evolved
The Meta antitrust case started out weak and got worse
It's not surprising that the FTC's antitrust case against Meta was thrown out (again) -- it started out weak and it only got worse as the market for social media evolved
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November 20, 2025 at 2:39 PM
They invited a homeless man to dinner and he stayed for 45 years

Rob Parsons and his wife Diane were listening to the radio and getting ready for Christmas on 23 December 1975 when they heard a knock at the door of their Cardiff home. The couple contemplated ignoring it – they’d already…
They invited a homeless man to dinner and he stayed for 45 years
Rob Parsons and his wife Diane were listening to the radio and getting ready for Christmas on 23 December 1975 when they heard a knock at the door of their Cardiff home. The couple contemplated ignoring it – they’d already overcompensated the small carol singer murdering Once in Royal David’s City – but Rob, now 77, switched off the radio and went to the door.
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November 19, 2025 at 2:52 PM
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You always hear the rationale that if a reporter stood up to Trump, they'd be kicked off the plane/out of the briefing, etc. Which means what? That they'd no longer be present for something that's already widely disseminated without their help? They trade dignity and integrity for access to nothing.
This is not a job any news organization gives to its best or bravest or strongest reporters.
The fact that no one in the room stood up for her says a lot about how we got here bsky.app/profile/pale...
November 18, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Russian missiles are too fast so Ukraine jams them with music

In today's When The Going Gets Weird, Ukraine jams Russian missiles with music, much of what we know about the Black Death is wrong and the tiny Czech town that invented the term "dollar"
Russian missiles are too fast so Ukraine jams them with music
In today's When The Going Gets Weird, Ukraine jams Russian missiles with music, much of what we know about the Black Death is wrong and the tiny Czech town that invented the term "dollar"
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November 18, 2025 at 3:40 PM
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My best to to Cloudflare team! #hugops
November 18, 2025 at 12:03 PM
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Can't find out if Cloudflare is down because Cloudflare being down has taken out DownDetector, along with half the internet.
November 18, 2025 at 12:50 PM
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mr president sir theres a story coming about how you intervened to help a sex criminal. no sir, not that sex criminal you helped….no not that one either…sir, please stop guessing sex criminals that you helped. ill give you a hint sir, hes a trafficker. no sir, not that trafficker a different one
November 18, 2025 at 1:10 PM