My father in law just got back from a unicorn hunt in Paraguay. He apparently bagged a 1700 lb male, huge fucker. Probably one of the biggest ones still out there in the wild. He mounted the horn in his den, most of the meat went to his guides.
February 4, 2026 at 2:27 PM
My father in law just got back from a unicorn hunt in Paraguay. He apparently bagged a 1700 lb male, huge fucker. Probably one of the biggest ones still out there in the wild. He mounted the horn in his den, most of the meat went to his guides.
A good name for a baker would he Brendan Butter
February 4, 2026 at 3:04 AM
A good name for a baker would he Brendan Butter
I went to high school with Dougie Crockpot
February 3, 2026 at 9:21 PM
I went to high school with Dougie Crockpot
My advice: the famous clown Pagliacci is in town. Go see him. He shit sucks real bad, it's hilarious. The venue lets you heckle him all you want, and they even give out tomatoes at the door. Real pathetic bastard.
February 2, 2026 at 4:19 PM
My advice: the famous clown Pagliacci is in town. Go see him. He shit sucks real bad, it's hilarious. The venue lets you heckle him all you want, and they even give out tomatoes at the door. Real pathetic bastard.
Brother I am fully gone of these Earnest Dungeon's boozy potato chips
February 2, 2026 at 12:28 AM
Brother I am fully gone of these Earnest Dungeon's boozy potato chips
Ordering pizza and getting two Normal kind and one Wife kind
January 31, 2026 at 11:50 PM
Ordering pizza and getting two Normal kind and one Wife kind
I'm on the seahorse diet. It's the one where you can eat as much seahorse as you want
January 31, 2026 at 3:05 PM
I'm on the seahorse diet. It's the one where you can eat as much seahorse as you want
They need to stop stalling and release the Larry List
January 30, 2026 at 4:55 AM
They need to stop stalling and release the Larry List
Wassup young man, you trying to eat some chowder tonight?
January 30, 2026 at 1:59 AM
Wassup young man, you trying to eat some chowder tonight?
I'm raising my kids according to the psychological research of Dr. Gregorian Devilious
January 29, 2026 at 9:37 PM
I'm raising my kids according to the psychological research of Dr. Gregorian Devilious
Just got back from the hobby store. Operation Huff Glue All Day is a go
January 29, 2026 at 1:34 PM
Just got back from the hobby store. Operation Huff Glue All Day is a go
Guys don't really smoke on a cartoon cigar that's actually a lit stick of dynamite anymore
January 28, 2026 at 2:16 AM
Guys don't really smoke on a cartoon cigar that's actually a lit stick of dynamite anymore
I'm going Dougie Mode on the hoes
January 24, 2026 at 12:26 PM
I'm going Dougie Mode on the hoes
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January 22, 2026 at 10:26 PM
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Senator Bone say: Americans not want pay more tax on bones. Full story at 10 on BBC Wasteland
January 19, 2026 at 7:43 PM
Senator Bone say: Americans not want pay more tax on bones. Full story at 10 on BBC Wasteland
Dogs get their hair cut at the barker shop
January 18, 2026 at 6:37 PM
Dogs get their hair cut at the barker shop
It's colder than a witch's basement out there
January 18, 2026 at 4:20 PM
It's colder than a witch's basement out there
When you travel, you should pack enough spare underwear for incase you shit your pants every single day of the trip
January 18, 2026 at 3:11 PM
When you travel, you should pack enough spare underwear for incase you shit your pants every single day of the trip
Careful bro, that's the homie Doug Transactions. He'll eat you alive if you do business with him
January 18, 2026 at 2:51 PM
Careful bro, that's the homie Doug Transactions. He'll eat you alive if you do business with him
Bro come over we're watching that new butter side down film
January 18, 2026 at 2:34 AM
Bro come over we're watching that new butter side down film
Fired from work because I missed so many shifts after getting my ass kicked by the Numa Numa Guy
January 17, 2026 at 10:40 PM
Fired from work because I missed so many shifts after getting my ass kicked by the Numa Numa Guy