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Matta Napkin @mattanapkin.bsky.social · 23h

WEIGHT LOSS JOURNEY: VOLUME 2

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Matta Napkin @mattanapkin.bsky.social · 4d

Get some fun this weekend.

Matta Napkin @mattanapkin.bsky.social · 4d

WEIGHT LOSS JOURNEY: VOLUME 2
Got my physical… it went mostly well. Apparently, I need to lose about the same amount as a one-cubic-foot bag of wood mulch with a rip on the side. He didn’t say that out loud, but I could tell he was thinking it. It begins today.

Matta Napkin @mattanapkin.bsky.social · 8d

MONDAY! They're always watching.

Matta Napkin @mattanapkin.bsky.social · 9d

Sunday Napkin-ness

Matta Napkin @mattanapkin.bsky.social · 17d

My last button in the "Please Stop Series."

Matta Napkin @mattanapkin.bsky.social · 19d

Supposedly, this is happening tomorrow. I hope not.

Matta Napkin @mattanapkin.bsky.social · 20d

Choose the caption:
1. Is the Tylenol AK-47 safe for kids?
2. Dear Dr. Oz… is the Extra Strength AK-47™ safe?
3. They really should rethink those acetaminophen bullets.

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Matta Napkin @mattanapkin.bsky.social · 27d

Haven't been posting... I'll get it together soon-ish.

Matta Napkin @mattanapkin.bsky.social · 29d

SATURDAY!
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Matta Napkin @mattanapkin.bsky.social · Sep 2

I'm old... but it doesn't make it any less true.

Matta Napkin @mattanapkin.bsky.social · Aug 27

This incredible event transforms the entire town of Brighton, MI into the beloved world of Stars Hollow. Last year it drew over 40,000 fans from around the world, and this year promises to be even more magically magnificent! Details about Rose's "Meet and Greet" are below.

Matta Napkin @mattanapkin.bsky.social · Aug 15

#LemonMeringuePieDay

Matta Napkin @mattanapkin.bsky.social · Aug 11

#nationalplayinthesandday

Matta Napkin @mattanapkin.bsky.social · Aug 6

Drew a zombie dog today. No reason other than it was fun. And yeah… everything’s kind of a lot right now. Do something fun.

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Brian Stelter @brianstelter.bsky.social · Aug 5

Rachel @maddow.msnbc.com last night: "We do now live in a country that has an authoritarian leader in charge. We have a consolidating dictatorship in our country."

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Matta Napkin @mattanapkin.bsky.social · Jul 30

#NationalCheeseCakeDay

Matta Napkin @mattanapkin.bsky.social · Jul 28

Brand new week.

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Matta Napkin @mattanapkin.bsky.social · Jul 27

#NationalParentsDay

Matta Napkin @mattanapkin.bsky.social · Jul 26

Saw FF yesterday. I really enjoyed Galactus and the proper Kirby-style design of Ben Grimm.

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Matta Napkin @mattanapkin.bsky.social · Jul 24

Politically, I always leaned more toward Randy… mostly because of his tireless campaigning for Mike Dukakis. Anyway, good luck wherever they send you, Hulkster.

Matta Napkin @mattanapkin.bsky.social · Jul 24

Merrick Garland. He probably sleeps like a useless baby.

Matta Napkin @mattanapkin.bsky.social · Jul 21

Made some jumbo Matta Napkin bumper stickers. If given access to a time machine, I would have spent the money on gyros.

Matta Napkin @mattanapkin.bsky.social · Jul 16

#NationalHotDogDay

Matta Napkin @mattanapkin.bsky.social · Jul 13

Scary Sunday! Reworking some stuff.