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TFW Christmas gives you such a stress headache you get dizzy
December 25, 2025 at 5:56 AM
TFW Christmas gives you such a stress headache you get dizzy
My parents forcing me to go to their megachurch and then it being so crowded that I want to peel my skin off and boil it
And them lecturing me that it doesn't matter anymore bc it's over
And them lecturing me that it doesn't matter anymore bc it's over
December 24, 2025 at 9:37 PM
My parents forcing me to go to their megachurch and then it being so crowded that I want to peel my skin off and boil it
And them lecturing me that it doesn't matter anymore bc it's over
And them lecturing me that it doesn't matter anymore bc it's over
Me after my mom tells me she will be only serving meat on Christmas eve: okay so do I need to get myself food?
Her: I don't know I'm busy
Me: okay but you told me to make sure I have food for both days I need to know what we're eating
Her: yes but I have presents to wrap :(
Her: I don't know I'm busy
Me: okay but you told me to make sure I have food for both days I need to know what we're eating
Her: yes but I have presents to wrap :(
December 22, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Me after my mom tells me she will be only serving meat on Christmas eve: okay so do I need to get myself food?
Her: I don't know I'm busy
Me: okay but you told me to make sure I have food for both days I need to know what we're eating
Her: yes but I have presents to wrap :(
Her: I don't know I'm busy
Me: okay but you told me to make sure I have food for both days I need to know what we're eating
Her: yes but I have presents to wrap :(
Trying to explain to my mom that "got that dog in him" is not about sex 💀
December 21, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Trying to explain to my mom that "got that dog in him" is not about sex 💀
Put together one of those little bags of salad this morning and it says "makes 3 servings" it's lettuce and spiced cashews 💀💀💀 its like an appetizer
December 18, 2025 at 12:56 PM
Put together one of those little bags of salad this morning and it says "makes 3 servings" it's lettuce and spiced cashews 💀💀💀 its like an appetizer
I hate when my youngest sister is home because I literally cannot speak without everyone being like omg will you shut up were busy
December 17, 2025 at 2:32 AM
I hate when my youngest sister is home because I literally cannot speak without everyone being like omg will you shut up were busy
Head upside down drying hair
Have to cough
Choke on cough
Pineapple orange juice that I drank 10 min ago sprays out of nose
Have to cough
Choke on cough
Pineapple orange juice that I drank 10 min ago sprays out of nose
December 16, 2025 at 4:01 AM
Head upside down drying hair
Have to cough
Choke on cough
Pineapple orange juice that I drank 10 min ago sprays out of nose
Have to cough
Choke on cough
Pineapple orange juice that I drank 10 min ago sprays out of nose
Tried to use the toaster oven for the first time and didn't realize it needed to preheat.... I guess my food will be extra cooked bc I put it in early lol
December 16, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Tried to use the toaster oven for the first time and didn't realize it needed to preheat.... I guess my food will be extra cooked bc I put it in early lol
Getting suggested a lot of videos about ADHD lately and it's like 💡
One talked about people over performing at work and school to make up for feeling like they struggle and then feeling exhausted the rest of the time lmao the algorithm knows too much about me
One talked about people over performing at work and school to make up for feeling like they struggle and then feeling exhausted the rest of the time lmao the algorithm knows too much about me
December 15, 2025 at 4:20 AM
Getting suggested a lot of videos about ADHD lately and it's like 💡
One talked about people over performing at work and school to make up for feeling like they struggle and then feeling exhausted the rest of the time lmao the algorithm knows too much about me
One talked about people over performing at work and school to make up for feeling like they struggle and then feeling exhausted the rest of the time lmao the algorithm knows too much about me
When you get a like on hinge and it's an 18 year old 💀💀💀 pls... I can't be a milf I'm not a mother
December 14, 2025 at 10:27 PM
When you get a like on hinge and it's an 18 year old 💀💀💀 pls... I can't be a milf I'm not a mother
My dog has been losing her mind all night bc it's 0 degrees so she doesn't want to poop outside and she can't understand why I'm not fixing the weather
December 14, 2025 at 10:20 AM
My dog has been losing her mind all night bc it's 0 degrees so she doesn't want to poop outside and she can't understand why I'm not fixing the weather
Apparently we have to do some sort of audition/placement if we want to do the spring performance at the dance studio which makes sense but I don't really want to audition I've been going to several classes can't they just know where to put me
December 13, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Apparently we have to do some sort of audition/placement if we want to do the spring performance at the dance studio which makes sense but I don't really want to audition I've been going to several classes can't they just know where to put me
People say Americans talk loud and people in America always think I'm talking too quietly
I wonder if outside of America I'm at a normal volume
I wonder if outside of America I'm at a normal volume
December 13, 2025 at 2:20 AM
People say Americans talk loud and people in America always think I'm talking too quietly
I wonder if outside of America I'm at a normal volume
I wonder if outside of America I'm at a normal volume
Got in trouble for being on my phone 15 min before I left work today and had a full on breakdown in the car and almost had to pull over to keep driving
December 10, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Got in trouble for being on my phone 15 min before I left work today and had a full on breakdown in the car and almost had to pull over to keep driving
Got told on the phone today someone didn't believe I was from the US lol
My native Midwest accent isn't good enough I guess
My native Midwest accent isn't good enough I guess
December 9, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Got told on the phone today someone didn't believe I was from the US lol
My native Midwest accent isn't good enough I guess
My native Midwest accent isn't good enough I guess
My mom: you have to ask for Friday off work because your sister works on the 24th.
Me: who works on the 25th?
My mom: no one but your other sister wants Christmas at her house
Me: so we aren't going to her house?
My mom: we are, but we have to do a second Christmas on the 26th
Me: who works on the 25th?
My mom: no one but your other sister wants Christmas at her house
Me: so we aren't going to her house?
My mom: we are, but we have to do a second Christmas on the 26th
December 8, 2025 at 1:17 AM
My mom: you have to ask for Friday off work because your sister works on the 24th.
Me: who works on the 25th?
My mom: no one but your other sister wants Christmas at her house
Me: so we aren't going to her house?
My mom: we are, but we have to do a second Christmas on the 26th
Me: who works on the 25th?
My mom: no one but your other sister wants Christmas at her house
Me: so we aren't going to her house?
My mom: we are, but we have to do a second Christmas on the 26th
Can't decide if I want to do ballet or contemporary today
Contemporary is okay but my neck hurt for like a week after last time so it makes me nervous
Contemporary is okay but my neck hurt for like a week after last time so it makes me nervous
December 4, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Can't decide if I want to do ballet or contemporary today
Contemporary is okay but my neck hurt for like a week after last time so it makes me nervous
Contemporary is okay but my neck hurt for like a week after last time so it makes me nervous
Are they seriously getting rid of hep b vaccines
I did my internship and capstone on hepatitis I'm going to scream
I did my internship and capstone on hepatitis I'm going to scream
December 4, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Are they seriously getting rid of hep b vaccines
I did my internship and capstone on hepatitis I'm going to scream
I did my internship and capstone on hepatitis I'm going to scream
Okay... Top migraine trigger = stress but no one has explained how to not be stressed 24/7
December 3, 2025 at 4:20 AM
Okay... Top migraine trigger = stress but no one has explained how to not be stressed 24/7
This little dog/cat gate had swung closed and my dog stuck her head in it to pull it open and walk through 😭😭😭😭
December 3, 2025 at 1:29 AM
This little dog/cat gate had swung closed and my dog stuck her head in it to pull it open and walk through 😭😭😭😭
I interviewed for a job and they said oh we don't really do time off and when I told my mom she said why is that bad it pays more than you make now
December 3, 2025 at 1:15 AM
I interviewed for a job and they said oh we don't really do time off and when I told my mom she said why is that bad it pays more than you make now
My sisters dog ate the saline gel I put around my nostrils in the winter to prevent nosebleeds (as recommended by my hematologist) so I asked my mom if she could please buy me more sense it was not my dog that ate it and she said well we don't have it. I was like yes that's why I said buy it.
December 2, 2025 at 5:32 AM
My sisters dog ate the saline gel I put around my nostrils in the winter to prevent nosebleeds (as recommended by my hematologist) so I asked my mom if she could please buy me more sense it was not my dog that ate it and she said well we don't have it. I was like yes that's why I said buy it.
Do you ever think about how some people are just NOT depressed? Like they don't have to take medication to have a regular day
November 30, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Do you ever think about how some people are just NOT depressed? Like they don't have to take medication to have a regular day
I got really excited about relearning some dances I did when I was younger today and already relearned most of one (although I can't do it very well yet, I know the steps) but I showed my mom and was like remember when I did this solo
November 30, 2025 at 2:12 AM
I got really excited about relearning some dances I did when I was younger today and already relearned most of one (although I can't do it very well yet, I know the steps) but I showed my mom and was like remember when I did this solo
Taught my nephew hit the road Jack and he was singing it and dancing
November 29, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Taught my nephew hit the road Jack and he was singing it and dancing