Matt
@mattfloridaman.bsky.social
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Matt
@mattfloridaman.bsky.social
· 2h
If his dead cap wasn’t insane he might already be gone
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Matt
@mattfloridaman.bsky.social
· 9h
Then Tua throws to a guy not even close to being open short of the sticks. Just why
Matt
@mattfloridaman.bsky.social
· 2d
Paul forced to give up Destiny to write a daily Battlefield article
a man is sitting on the floor with the words `` not like this . ''
Alt: Scene from the Matrix where Switch says not like this before being killed.
media.tenor.com
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Matt
@mattfloridaman.bsky.social
· 4d
a person is holding a shower head that says particle accelerator
Alt: a person is holding a shower head that says particle accelerator and the water is spinning soap
media.tenor.com
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Matt
@mattfloridaman.bsky.social
· 4d
Emari did nothing wrong
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Matt
@mattfloridaman.bsky.social
· 9d
Doo doo doo doo-doo
OWWWWWWWW!!!!!!
Matt
@mattfloridaman.bsky.social
· 12d
I have come to eat $1.50 dogs and kick ass
But Costco has never once run out of hot dogs so this joke isn’t gonna work, damn.
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Matt
@mattfloridaman.bsky.social
· 12d
I forgot to credit the hat man!! Dammit!!
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Matt
@mattfloridaman.bsky.social
· 12d
SACO
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Matt
@mattfloridaman.bsky.social
· 13d
a man in a knight 's armor is sitting on a rock with a quote from a movie .
Alt: a man in a knight 's armor is sitting on a rock with a quote from Monty Python “Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries”
media.tenor.com
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Phil B
@bernzone.bsky.social
· 14d
Pete Carrol came to Las Vegas to chew gum and win football games.
And he’s all out of winning football games.
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Matt
@mattfloridaman.bsky.social
· 14d
@harrisfootball.com
when Jordan Addison can’t outrun a defender with a 20 yard head start
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Matt
@mattfloridaman.bsky.social
· 14d
That ship has sailed. No one is gonna shy away from streaming because they’re afraid the boomers won’t do it.
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Matt
@mattfloridaman.bsky.social
· 20d
Why Derrick Henry should stop taking Tylenol (1/69) 🧵:
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Matt
@mattfloridaman.bsky.social
· 20d
Willing to bet the sponsors are following this closely and are PISSED
Doesn’t hurt to call/bother them just to be sure.
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Matt
@mattfloridaman.bsky.social
· 20d
Russell Wilson with one of the funniest goal-to-go sequences in NFL history
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Matt
@mattfloridaman.bsky.social
· 21d
Daboll gotta go.
Matt
@mattfloridaman.bsky.social
· 22d
He’s just 2025 Midhomes!! He’s very real!!!
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Matt
@mattfloridaman.bsky.social
· 25d
Paywall Andy is the greatest Metacritic GM of all time
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Matt
@mattfloridaman.bsky.social
· 25d
You have no choice but to buy a DIE t-shirt.
Matt
@mattfloridaman.bsky.social
· 26d
It’s too bad your party leadership will inevitably give in.
Matt
@mattfloridaman.bsky.social
· 26d
Everything is getting lost in the fog
Bluesky algorithm 🫡
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Matt
@mattfloridaman.bsky.social
· 26d
Very cute to pretend you’re not gonna just go along with their plan after some minuscule concession
Retire already
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Matt
@mattfloridaman.bsky.social
· 26d
Haven’t seen any rumors like that. Why would anyone think Cousins is an upgrade over Browning?
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Matt
@mattfloridaman.bsky.social
· 27d
Same, but I feel like we’re a little more savvy about that stuff and how to cut it off.
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