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DoublePuppin’

@mattfreund.bsky.social

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Car magnet. Music enjoyer. Chronically underslept.

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DoublePuppin’ @mattfreund.bsky.social · Dec 1

Your fingers knowing more than your brain is the mark of a true poster.

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DoublePuppin’ @mattfreund.bsky.social · 5h

Lumberlung by Slobberbone

Sophia_Nyx 🏳️‍⚧️ @sophianyx.bsky.social · 5h

Name a Love Song.

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DoublePuppin’ @mattfreund.bsky.social · 1d

Glad to hear it.

Had internal bleeding twice and ornery is definitely how it goes.

DoublePuppin’ @mattfreund.bsky.social · 1d

How is she?

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DoublePuppin’ @mattfreund.bsky.social · 1d

And to think they torpedoed their swimming program — in a swimming hotbed — as part of the plan to join the big 10.

Total winners in college park!

DoublePuppin’ @mattfreund.bsky.social · 1d

HAPPY by Sløtface

Sophia_Nyx 🏳️‍⚧️ @sophianyx.bsky.social · 1d

Name a Song with an Emotion in the Name

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DoublePuppin’ @mattfreund.bsky.social · 1d

Can a Venn diagram encompass the universe?

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DoublePuppin’ @mattfreund.bsky.social · 1d

That’s not quite fair: Lieberman was always a sanctimonious prig who cared far less about helping people than being a senator.

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DoublePuppin’ @mattfreund.bsky.social · 1d

If you fall asleep and leave your partner with the wet spot tho….

DoublePuppin’ @mattfreund.bsky.social · 2d

How so?

I think $300MM (or is it $350MM?) in bribes is pretty freaking bad.

DoublePuppin’ @mattfreund.bsky.social · 2d

Hope it isn’t internal bleeding.

Can advise against that activity.

DoublePuppin’ @mattfreund.bsky.social · 2d

It makes me want to grab myself and say “tone this”

Why tf is this happening now and not when it should: April first

DoublePuppin’ @mattfreund.bsky.social · 2d

Is this directed at the dislikes?

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DoublePuppin’ @mattfreund.bsky.social · 2d

So the Captain was Tintin’s beard?

Didn’t realize Hergé was so literal.

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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 3d

JD Vance: "The suffering is going to get a lot worse."

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DoublePuppin’ @mattfreund.bsky.social · 3d

Fuck that guy!

Fuck both those guys!

DoublePuppin’ @mattfreund.bsky.social · 4d

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DoublePuppin’ @mattfreund.bsky.social · 4d

I’m of two minds here:

These pumpkin displays are far superior to the absurd assemblages of blowups and skeletons and etc.

The people with such displays also hire decorators for their kids dorm room. To use Robin Williams: I preferred it when cocaine was gods way of saying you had too much money

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DoublePuppin’ @mattfreund.bsky.social · 5d

Ain’t it what would @jcsalterego.bsky.social do?

Well, ask what he would do and choose the opposite.

DoublePuppin’ @mattfreund.bsky.social · 5d

Not sure ludes do that.

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DoublePuppin’ @mattfreund.bsky.social · 5d

So we can kill the Boomers in their sleep?

DoublePuppin’ @mattfreund.bsky.social · 6d

Extend yourself grace: you had to go into the office AND it is Monday

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DoublePuppin’ @mattfreund.bsky.social · 7d

Fuck Chris Murphy.

Hell, bring back blood attainder for electeds.

DoublePuppin’ @mattfreund.bsky.social · 10d

The moon is made of gold

DoublePuppin’ @mattfreund.bsky.social · 10d

Recently: The Idea of You
Always: Ronin

Sophia_Nyx 🏳️‍⚧️ @sophianyx.bsky.social · 10d

Name a Comfort Film.

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DoublePuppin’ @mattfreund.bsky.social · 11d

You prefaced this thread by saying it wasn’t ideal for your mental health and here you admit to rewatching Musk events?

I think you better make that cocktail a double.