Matthew J Elliott
@matthewjelliott.bsky.social
Award-winning scriptwriter, voice talent, contributor to RiffTrax, Big Finish, Imagination Theatre. Riffs on Patreon.
And you think YOU'VE been on some bad dates.
December 16, 2025 at 2:39 PM
And you think YOU'VE been on some bad dates.
The latest chapter of Detours in Time & Space, where I chart the history and continuity of the official Doctor Who spinoffs, is now on Patreon! For all previous chapters, plus over 170 riffs, become a subscriber!
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Introducing the Second Doctor | Matthew J Elliott
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December 15, 2025 at 2:42 PM
The latest chapter of Detours in Time & Space, where I chart the history and continuity of the official Doctor Who spinoffs, is now on Patreon! For all previous chapters, plus over 170 riffs, become a subscriber!
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The trailer for the Riff of the Star Trek TOS classic The Corbomite Maneuver is on YouTube! To hear the whole thing, plus over 170 more riffs, become a subscriber!
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TrekRiffs - The Corbomite Maneuver Act One (Sample)
YouTube video by Matthew J Elliott
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December 14, 2025 at 2:17 PM
The trailer for the Riff of the Star Trek TOS classic The Corbomite Maneuver is on YouTube! To hear the whole thing, plus over 170 more riffs, become a subscriber!
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You've heard of Elf on the Shelf, now get ready for one thing on another thing that rhymes with the first thing.
I don't do photoshop.
I don't do photoshop.
December 12, 2025 at 7:03 PM
You've heard of Elf on the Shelf, now get ready for one thing on another thing that rhymes with the first thing.
I don't do photoshop.
I don't do photoshop.
The latest chapter of Detours in Time and Space, where I chart the history and continuity of the #DoctorWho spinoffs is now on Patreon! For this, video comics and over 170 riffs, become a subscriber!
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The Return of Martha Jones (!, ?) | Matthew J Elliott
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December 8, 2025 at 5:09 PM
The latest chapter of Detours in Time and Space, where I chart the history and continuity of the #DoctorWho spinoffs is now on Patreon! For this, video comics and over 170 riffs, become a subscriber!
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The riff of Star Trek: The Motion Picture is up on YouTube! For over 170 more riffs, including TOS, TNG, Voyager and Doctor Who, subscribe on Patreon! There's a new riff every week!
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TrekRiffs - Star Trek The Motion Picture Part 2
YouTube video by Matthew J Elliott
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December 7, 2025 at 2:57 PM
The riff of Star Trek: The Motion Picture is up on YouTube! For over 170 more riffs, including TOS, TNG, Voyager and Doctor Who, subscribe on Patreon! There's a new riff every week!
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Noah Segan is the Albert Popwell of the Knives Out universe.
December 6, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Noah Segan is the Albert Popwell of the Knives Out universe.
The riff of the Star Trek classic The Corbomite Maneuver is on Patreon! To hear this, and over 170 more riffs including TNG, Voyager and Doctor Who, subscribe now! There's a new riff every week!
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Introducing a Famous End Credits Frame | Matthew J Elliott
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December 4, 2025 at 2:43 PM
The riff of the Star Trek classic The Corbomite Maneuver is on Patreon! To hear this, and over 170 more riffs including TNG, Voyager and Doctor Who, subscribe now! There's a new riff every week!
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Every photo of Kash Patel looks like he's realising that wasn't just a fart.
December 3, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Every photo of Kash Patel looks like he's realising that wasn't just a fart.
Has Mike Johnson got a window cleaning job on the side? Because he never seems focussed on his main job.
December 3, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Has Mike Johnson got a window cleaning job on the side? Because he never seems focussed on his main job.
A response she'll find herself using time and time again.
December 1, 2025 at 9:25 PM
A response she'll find herself using time and time again.
The latest chapter of Detours in Time and Space, where I chart the history and continuity of the Doctor Who spinoffs, is up now, and this one's a biggie! For previous chapters, plus over 170 riffs, subscribe on Patreon!
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The Right Notes, Necessarily in the Right Order | Matthew J Elliott
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December 1, 2025 at 7:03 PM
The latest chapter of Detours in Time and Space, where I chart the history and continuity of the Doctor Who spinoffs, is up now, and this one's a biggie! For previous chapters, plus over 170 riffs, subscribe on Patreon!
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The riff of Star Trek The Motion Picture is on YouTube! For 170 more riffs, including TOS, TNG, Voyager and Doctor Who, subscribe on Patreon! There's a new riff every week!
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TrekRiffs - Star Trek The Motion Picture Part 1
YouTube video by Matthew J Elliott
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November 30, 2025 at 2:34 PM
The riff of Star Trek The Motion Picture is on YouTube! For 170 more riffs, including TOS, TNG, Voyager and Doctor Who, subscribe on Patreon! There's a new riff every week!
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The riff of the Star Trek classic The Corbomite Maneuver is on Patreon! To hear this, and over 170 more riffs, including TNG, Voyager, Doctor Who and Superman, become a subscriber! There's a new riff every week!
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Beware of Cubical Objects | Matthew J Elliott
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November 27, 2025 at 3:07 PM
The riff of the Star Trek classic The Corbomite Maneuver is on Patreon! To hear this, and over 170 more riffs, including TNG, Voyager, Doctor Who and Superman, become a subscriber! There's a new riff every week!
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The latest chapter of Detours in Time and Space, in which I chart the history and continuity of the Doctor Who spinoffs, is on Patreon now! For access to the previous 153 chapters, plus over 170 riffs and video comics, become a subscriber!
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Draconians and Ice Warriors and Alpha Centaurians, Oh My! | Matthew J Elliott
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November 24, 2025 at 10:43 AM
The latest chapter of Detours in Time and Space, in which I chart the history and continuity of the Doctor Who spinoffs, is on Patreon now! For access to the previous 153 chapters, plus over 170 riffs and video comics, become a subscriber!
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The first Incredible Hulk riff is on YouTube! For 160+ more riffs, including Doctor Who, Star Trek and Superman, subscribe on Patreon! There's a new riff every week!
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HulkRiffs: The Hulk Vs the Bulk!
YouTube video by Matthew J Elliott
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November 23, 2025 at 12:04 PM
The first Incredible Hulk riff is on YouTube! For 160+ more riffs, including Doctor Who, Star Trek and Superman, subscribe on Patreon! There's a new riff every week!
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Seems like there's no real difference between Trump's Ukraine peace plan and Putin's Christmas list.
November 21, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Seems like there's no real difference between Trump's Ukraine peace plan and Putin's Christmas list.
Great. Now do the rest of them.
November 21, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Great. Now do the rest of them.
The riff of Star Trek: The Motion Picture is on Patreon now! For this, and 160 other riffs, plus video comics and Doctor Who stuff, subscribe on Patreon! There's a new riff every week!
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Gone in a Flash | Matthew J Elliott
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November 20, 2025 at 12:35 PM
The riff of Star Trek: The Motion Picture is on Patreon now! For this, and 160 other riffs, plus video comics and Doctor Who stuff, subscribe on Patreon! There's a new riff every week!
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Watched the next RiffTrax Presents from Ian Potter and myself. No idea when it's coming out, but I can say with total honesty that you have never seen a film like this.
If you showed this movie to the director of Rollergator, he'd say "This seems kind of amateurish. And as for the acting..!"
If you showed this movie to the director of Rollergator, he'd say "This seems kind of amateurish. And as for the acting..!"
November 19, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Watched the next RiffTrax Presents from Ian Potter and myself. No idea when it's coming out, but I can say with total honesty that you have never seen a film like this.
If you showed this movie to the director of Rollergator, he'd say "This seems kind of amateurish. And as for the acting..!"
If you showed this movie to the director of Rollergator, he'd say "This seems kind of amateurish. And as for the acting..!"
"INCREDIBLE men like me!"
November 19, 2025 at 12:08 PM
"INCREDIBLE men like me!"
Banning kids from enjoying pop music. Never known to fail.
November 17, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Banning kids from enjoying pop music. Never known to fail.
The latest chapter of Detours in Time and Space, where I chart the history and continuity of the Doctor Who spinoffs, is on Patreon now! For previous chapters, plus over 160 riffs, become a subscriber!
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Time's Up For the Fugitive Doctor | Matthew J Elliott
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November 17, 2025 at 3:29 PM
The latest chapter of Detours in Time and Space, where I chart the history and continuity of the Doctor Who spinoffs, is on Patreon now! For previous chapters, plus over 160 riffs, become a subscriber!
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The trailer for the riff of Atom Man Vs Superman is up now! To hear the whole thing, plus over 160 more riffs, including Star Trek and Doctor Who, subscribe on Patreon!
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SuperRiffs - Atom Man Vs Superman Chapter Seven (Sample)
YouTube video by Matthew J Elliott
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November 16, 2025 at 3:58 PM
The trailer for the riff of Atom Man Vs Superman is up now! To hear the whole thing, plus over 160 more riffs, including Star Trek and Doctor Who, subscribe on Patreon!
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Wait a second, you're cancelling it before we found out what the deal was with Steve Buscemi's character? That's some bullshit right there.
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Poker Face Season 2 | Official Trailer | Peacock Original
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November 15, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Wait a second, you're cancelling it before we found out what the deal was with Steve Buscemi's character? That's some bullshit right there.
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