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Matt Kristek
@mattkristek.bsky.social
Rad dad. Formerly hmx; interesting. Opinions expressed are exclusively my own, and also Jiffy Lube’s.
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I’m not really a car guy, so it was my job to make this entertaining for other not really car guys. I did a B+ job! Watch and have a laff maybe! youtu.be/ktU2nIlM2iE?...
Making this '89 Caravan My Daily Driver: Machining, Disassembly & Pickin' Parts
YouTube video by Team HESH
youtu.be
November 24, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Oh hey @onefallma.bsky.social our video won a bronze at the Zepstone Intl. Film & Music Fest! We’re #3!

They forgot to put their name on this so you’ll have to trust me that I totally didn’t just photoshop this
November 15, 2025 at 11:06 PM
About to enjoy some Massachusetts-style buffalo wings
October 26, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Announcing a new collab soon but first..
Grand debut of the new production logo bumper for Video Paradise (and snazzy new URL videoparadise.biz)
Set your Netscapes and stay tuned!
October 18, 2025 at 2:00 AM
omg just stumbled on the PERFECT name for my next born 🥰
August 12, 2025 at 12:25 PM
Daunchey Dell
July 2, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Oh no, my son is saving his last morsel of donut for after dinner, but I want it nowww
June 21, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Glad to see the good folks over at IMDb know not to leave any holes in my oeuvre. I had a lot to say about my mistreatment on the set of Transformers: Fall of Cybertron (2011).
June 11, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Wow! @onefallma.bsky.social dropped a rad new EP today, along with a rad new video. Says here it was directed by… ME, Matt Kristek. Huh!

youtu.be/wwNKtdhN-B4?...
ONE FALL - Lights Out (Love and Class Warfare) - Official Music Video
YouTube video by ONE FALL
youtu.be
June 5, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Reposted by Matt Kristek
JD Vance with everyone who likes him.
March 29, 2025 at 11:53 PM
What if we talked all night on the PepsiPhone™
February 10, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Somehow, the Switch 2 eShop has already been inundated with shovelware
January 17, 2025 at 12:07 PM
Here’s to the last Christmas before the next four 🥂
December 25, 2024 at 10:16 PM
Was just flipping channels, and came across A River Runs Through It right at the part where they find the river that runs through it
December 10, 2024 at 10:52 PM
Reposted by Matt Kristek
December 7, 2024 at 1:22 AM
I have also decided to pardon Hunter Biden
December 2, 2024 at 7:41 PM
Oh no, I am playing this
Animal Crossing: Pocket Camp Complete (paid offline version) release is starting to roll out ($9.99 until Jan 31st)

iOS https://apple.co/3BXuJcC
Android https://buff.ly/4hpjoSQ
December 2, 2024 at 4:53 PM
Reposted by Matt Kristek
They should invent a holiday season that’s relaxing
December 2, 2024 at 2:23 AM
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I’m glad it’s back, but I don’t think it needed some of this stuff?
November 29, 2024 at 4:04 PM
tbh I only just kinda like computers but that bumper sticker was sold out
November 28, 2024 at 2:16 PM
Don’t talk to me til I’ve had my morning Brawndo
November 25, 2024 at 1:50 PM
Now playing: Wild Bastards.
S’pretty good!
November 24, 2024 at 5:53 PM
My car looks a lot like Tim and Sam’s car from Detroiters. Gonna celebrate with a big ol’ hot dog bowl.
November 23, 2024 at 2:26 PM
Whoever decided on calling them ‘meatballs’ was really phoning it in that day
November 22, 2024 at 3:21 PM