Matt Panico
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Matt Panico
@mattpanico.com
Rookie dad, Cascadia transplant, passionate about starting as many hobbies as possible.
Dear @nytimes.com, please tell Will Shortz that we’re still fighting (context: x.com/mattpanico/s...)
December 29, 2025 at 6:20 AM
We made it, fam
December 5, 2025 at 6:10 AM
The last time @themountaingoats.bsky.social came to Seattle, we were 6 weeks away from our kid’s due date and we didn’t make it because he was born that morning. This December’s show will be 8 weeks from our second kid’s due date. Everyone cross your fingers for me please
July 28, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Reposted by Matt Panico
The Bothell City Council just voted 5-1 to drop all minimum off-street parking requirements at the same time that they approved the legalization of neighborhood cafes and corner stores everywhere in the city.
July 9, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Starting your ABCs book with “A is for Alphabet” is the kid lit equivalent of “ATM machine”
June 8, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Okay gang, I've made it to the back half of my 30s and my music festival t-shirts are getting pretty ratty. Where are we getting casual shirts these days?
May 31, 2025 at 7:33 PM
New rule: if I don’t know you and you want to offer some unsolicited parenting advice, I will listen politely to what you have to say, but the next poopy diaper is yours to change.
May 22, 2025 at 1:09 PM
Reposted by Matt Panico
A bunch of folks showed up to the Bothell City Council tonight to speak against a potential resolution affirming Bothell as a welcoming place for LGBTQIA+ people.

Here was Bothell Mayor Mason Thompson's response.
April 9, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Reposted by Matt Panico
Hey remember that time a bunch of losers got mad at a lady who made a video game about depression and it led to several thousand federal employees losing their jobs
March 8, 2025 at 7:51 PM
The Proclaimers could never
A male humpback whale set a record by swimming more than 8,000 miles from South America to Africa and traversing at least three oceans — most likely in search of a mate, researchers said.
Humpback Whale Sets Record for How Far It Traveled
The adult male swam more than 8,000 miles from South America to Africa, most likely in search of a mate, researchers said.
www.nytimes.com
December 13, 2024 at 5:24 AM
Hoobastank is the Hansen of alt-rock
December 6, 2024 at 4:29 AM
Maple syrup??? for Thanksgiving?????? Have I been doing it wrong?
npr.org NPR @npr.org · Nov 23
Thanksgiving favorites such as mac and cheese, turkey and casseroles can be brought through TSA checkpoints. But cranberry sauce, maple syrup and gravy must go in checked baggage, the agency says.
Bringing Thanksgiving food on a plane? Here is what you should know
Thanksgiving favorites such as mac and cheese, turkey and casseroles can be brought through TSA checkpoints. But cranberry sauce, maple syrup and gravy must go in checked baggage, the agency says.
www.npr.org
November 23, 2024 at 9:18 PM
Okay TLC, we’ve heard your feedback on our entry level product, but would you consider
November 18, 2024 at 10:33 PM
I tried decentralized nerdy twitter and there wasn’t a lot going on, and then I tried Facebook twitter and it was full of engagement farmers, so here I am. Can we get back to the jokes and the political hot takes please?
November 16, 2024 at 1:04 AM