Matt Charlton
@mattsee.bsky.social
Writer/ Broadcasterer. Radio Times, Guardian, The i, Telegraph Travel, The Times, Rolling Stone | BBC News, Sky News, Times Radio, LBC
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I’m quite upset about the Nadine Dorries news… not because I care, but because I’d managed to completely forget about her existence
September 5, 2025 at 7:22 PM
I’m quite upset about the Nadine Dorries news… not because I care, but because I’d managed to completely forget about her existence
Dear streamers, if you’re going to force us to watch adverts again please make them as good as they were in the 90s
August 4, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Dear streamers, if you’re going to force us to watch adverts again please make them as good as they were in the 90s
Oasis now collaborating with more brands than Lotus Biscoff
July 20, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Oasis now collaborating with more brands than Lotus Biscoff
If you’re British stop saying ‘sophomore’ and if you’re anyone stop saying ‘chef’s kiss’
July 18, 2025 at 4:34 PM
If you’re British stop saying ‘sophomore’ and if you’re anyone stop saying ‘chef’s kiss’
Very sad that I don’t get to do my yearly Masterchef joke anymore
July 15, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Very sad that I don’t get to do my yearly Masterchef joke anymore
Why does Disney+ interrupt the show you’re watching with an advert… for watching Disney+?
July 12, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Why does Disney+ interrupt the show you’re watching with an advert… for watching Disney+?
My life ebb away
July 12, 2025 at 8:57 AM
My life ebb away
This was somehow much easier to process when it was the Tories doing it
July 9, 2025 at 8:02 AM
This was somehow much easier to process when it was the Tories doing it
Why do I get the feeling that this isn’t going to end well
July 8, 2025 at 8:28 AM
Why do I get the feeling that this isn’t going to end well
I don’t see how mate it still fits on the wall doesn’t it
July 6, 2025 at 11:36 AM
I don’t see how mate it still fits on the wall doesn’t it
Not all who wander are lost but I am please help
July 6, 2025 at 11:33 AM
Not all who wander are lost but I am please help
Imagine your name being Ben in New Zealand
June 24, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Imagine your name being Ben in New Zealand
Trump Derangement Syndrome has the same initials as @thedailyshow.com …COINCIDENCE?!
June 5, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Trump Derangement Syndrome has the same initials as @thedailyshow.com …COINCIDENCE?!
Sure - add me on LinkedIn. See what flowers bloom from that worthwhile connection.
May 28, 2025 at 11:06 AM
Sure - add me on LinkedIn. See what flowers bloom from that worthwhile connection.
Do you go barefoot on planes or are you clinging on to that last shred of dignity?
May 18, 2025 at 6:49 AM
Do you go barefoot on planes or are you clinging on to that last shred of dignity?
Streaming services when travelling:
Disney/ Netflix: There’s different stuff here but you’re welcome to it!
Amazon: I mean we have *some* stuff I guess…
Paramount: No.
Disney/ Netflix: There’s different stuff here but you’re welcome to it!
Amazon: I mean we have *some* stuff I guess…
Paramount: No.
May 14, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Streaming services when travelling:
Disney/ Netflix: There’s different stuff here but you’re welcome to it!
Amazon: I mean we have *some* stuff I guess…
Paramount: No.
Disney/ Netflix: There’s different stuff here but you’re welcome to it!
Amazon: I mean we have *some* stuff I guess…
Paramount: No.
Rubbing salt on my arms and legs so the mosquitoes biting me get high blood pressure
May 11, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Rubbing salt on my arms and legs so the mosquitoes biting me get high blood pressure
Someone described ‘Last One Laughing UK’ as being part of the 8 out of 10 Cats Cinematic Universe and I can’t stop thinking about it
May 11, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Someone described ‘Last One Laughing UK’ as being part of the 8 out of 10 Cats Cinematic Universe and I can’t stop thinking about it
He’s right - there’s a lot of pontificating
Thoughts and prayers to the television news commentators who will have to provide Olympic levels of padding whilst we all collectively look at a chimney.
May 8, 2025 at 5:06 PM
He’s right - there’s a lot of pontificating
You know what Met Gala theme would really fuck everyone up? Smart Casual.
May 5, 2025 at 11:35 AM
You know what Met Gala theme would really fuck everyone up? Smart Casual.
Just a thought but should the next Pope be Jodie Whittaker
May 4, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Just a thought but should the next Pope be Jodie Whittaker
This is an especially convoluted game of Numberwang #geniusgame
April 30, 2025 at 8:33 PM
This is an especially convoluted game of Numberwang #geniusgame
When all the cardinals travel to Rome do they buy their plane tickets with a credit card or do the airlines accept Papal?
April 27, 2025 at 11:48 AM
When all the cardinals travel to Rome do they buy their plane tickets with a credit card or do the airlines accept Papal?
“Ready to feel old?!”
…no.
…no.
April 19, 2025 at 3:08 PM
“Ready to feel old?!”
…no.
…no.
Bad day for the FTSE fetishists
April 7, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Bad day for the FTSE fetishists