Matt the Human
@mattthehuman.bsky.social
He/Him. Optimist in bleak midwinter.
I don’t want to spend $400 on a LEGO ship no matter how much I like it, but I DO want more Star Trek sets so we can get Captain Proton, Queen Arachnia, and their silly robot.
November 28, 2025 at 10:22 PM
I don’t want to spend $400 on a LEGO ship no matter how much I like it, but I DO want more Star Trek sets so we can get Captain Proton, Queen Arachnia, and their silly robot.
Man, the deep dive that could be done on what it is that makes that Cat in the Hat trailer so off-putting.
November 27, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Man, the deep dive that could be done on what it is that makes that Cat in the Hat trailer so off-putting.
Zootopia 2: now with even more uncomfortably sexy gazelle hips.
The movie kind of defied the odds and was really good! A relief.
The movie kind of defied the odds and was really good! A relief.
November 27, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Zootopia 2: now with even more uncomfortably sexy gazelle hips.
The movie kind of defied the odds and was really good! A relief.
The movie kind of defied the odds and was really good! A relief.
Teslas keep cutting me off as if they think they can phase through my car.
You think this is a bug in the driver assist or is owning a Tesla just a good litmus test for being a tool?
You think this is a bug in the driver assist or is owning a Tesla just a good litmus test for being a tool?
November 25, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Teslas keep cutting me off as if they think they can phase through my car.
You think this is a bug in the driver assist or is owning a Tesla just a good litmus test for being a tool?
You think this is a bug in the driver assist or is owning a Tesla just a good litmus test for being a tool?
It's weird how when the holidays come around, no matter where you go in Orlando, there are SO MANY PEOPLE.
Where are they the rest of the time? My lunchtime trips to the Publix deli are usually so quick and calm.
Makes me grateful most of my family lives within 30 minutes of my place.
Where are they the rest of the time? My lunchtime trips to the Publix deli are usually so quick and calm.
Makes me grateful most of my family lives within 30 minutes of my place.
November 25, 2025 at 6:24 PM
It's weird how when the holidays come around, no matter where you go in Orlando, there are SO MANY PEOPLE.
Where are they the rest of the time? My lunchtime trips to the Publix deli are usually so quick and calm.
Makes me grateful most of my family lives within 30 minutes of my place.
Where are they the rest of the time? My lunchtime trips to the Publix deli are usually so quick and calm.
Makes me grateful most of my family lives within 30 minutes of my place.
When I started sketching holiday cards a decade ago I sent them to 7 people.
Now it’s 55. A lot, but community is partially what you’re willing to put in to show you care, and this is such a silly, easy thing.
Matt at 30 “needed” nobody, so this is also a therapy win.
Now it’s 55. A lot, but community is partially what you’re willing to put in to show you care, and this is such a silly, easy thing.
Matt at 30 “needed” nobody, so this is also a therapy win.
November 25, 2025 at 3:46 AM
When I started sketching holiday cards a decade ago I sent them to 7 people.
Now it’s 55. A lot, but community is partially what you’re willing to put in to show you care, and this is such a silly, easy thing.
Matt at 30 “needed” nobody, so this is also a therapy win.
Now it’s 55. A lot, but community is partially what you’re willing to put in to show you care, and this is such a silly, easy thing.
Matt at 30 “needed” nobody, so this is also a therapy win.
I was right. Just like 25 minute segments of me being like "I love this."
Batman has to be like the one thing you can present in every possible way and it still works.
Batman has to be like the one thing you can present in every possible way and it still works.
Merry Little Batman is like a love letter to Batman historia wrapped in a unique art style and wholesome weirdness. I loved it. VERY much my jam.
Can't wait to watch this. Super jazzed.
Can't wait to watch this. Super jazzed.
The newest animated series from DC, BAT-FAM is streaming now on Prime Video! 🦇
November 24, 2025 at 6:06 PM
I was right. Just like 25 minute segments of me being like "I love this."
Batman has to be like the one thing you can present in every possible way and it still works.
Batman has to be like the one thing you can present in every possible way and it still works.
I get that A Charlie Brown Christmas is THE Peanuts holiday special, but I think Thanksgiving, Halloween and New Year's Eve all have better soundtracks.
That is to say I really like a jazzy soundtrack and Vince Guaraldi delivers every time, but there is definitely a sweet spot.
That is to say I really like a jazzy soundtrack and Vince Guaraldi delivers every time, but there is definitely a sweet spot.
November 24, 2025 at 3:56 PM
I get that A Charlie Brown Christmas is THE Peanuts holiday special, but I think Thanksgiving, Halloween and New Year's Eve all have better soundtracks.
That is to say I really like a jazzy soundtrack and Vince Guaraldi delivers every time, but there is definitely a sweet spot.
That is to say I really like a jazzy soundtrack and Vince Guaraldi delivers every time, but there is definitely a sweet spot.
Alton Brown coming back years later to cover Thanksgiving on his YouTube is like my version of encountering Galdalf the White in Fangorn Forest.
Just a very welcome "hey, you can do this" as I prepare for two days of food prep.
Just a very welcome "hey, you can do this" as I prepare for two days of food prep.
November 24, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Alton Brown coming back years later to cover Thanksgiving on his YouTube is like my version of encountering Galdalf the White in Fangorn Forest.
Just a very welcome "hey, you can do this" as I prepare for two days of food prep.
Just a very welcome "hey, you can do this" as I prepare for two days of food prep.
Hot takes:
1. The Last Ronin should be animated
OR, if it has to be live action…
2. The Last Ronin should be done in the style of the 90s TMNT movies.
Really, I just hate that every time someone nails it with a TMNT thing, the people who own it are like “eh… let’s pivot.”
1. The Last Ronin should be animated
OR, if it has to be live action…
2. The Last Ronin should be done in the style of the 90s TMNT movies.
Really, I just hate that every time someone nails it with a TMNT thing, the people who own it are like “eh… let’s pivot.”
November 22, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Hot takes:
1. The Last Ronin should be animated
OR, if it has to be live action…
2. The Last Ronin should be done in the style of the 90s TMNT movies.
Really, I just hate that every time someone nails it with a TMNT thing, the people who own it are like “eh… let’s pivot.”
1. The Last Ronin should be animated
OR, if it has to be live action…
2. The Last Ronin should be done in the style of the 90s TMNT movies.
Really, I just hate that every time someone nails it with a TMNT thing, the people who own it are like “eh… let’s pivot.”
I think it’s a Regular Show. Some evil sentient hotdogs realize they taste good and eat each other.
That’s the GOP right now.
It was always going to happen.
That’s the GOP right now.
It was always going to happen.
November 22, 2025 at 4:03 AM
I think it’s a Regular Show. Some evil sentient hotdogs realize they taste good and eat each other.
That’s the GOP right now.
It was always going to happen.
That’s the GOP right now.
It was always going to happen.
November 18, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Live action Moana is why I think Star Wars remakes in the near future are an inevitability.
November 17, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Live action Moana is why I think Star Wars remakes in the near future are an inevitability.
Man, if you want a weeeeiird flavor combo of a double feature that is also somehow a Christmas movie and its sequel…
November 15, 2025 at 4:20 AM
Man, if you want a weeeeiird flavor combo of a double feature that is also somehow a Christmas movie and its sequel…
Conscious decision reached to never bother with Threads again.
And so another social app leaves my phone, and a piece of my soul returns to me.
And so another social app leaves my phone, and a piece of my soul returns to me.
November 14, 2025 at 3:44 AM
Conscious decision reached to never bother with Threads again.
And so another social app leaves my phone, and a piece of my soul returns to me.
And so another social app leaves my phone, and a piece of my soul returns to me.
More of this.
Jim Lee confirms DC Comics will not support AI-generated storytelling or art
November 13, 2025 at 11:24 PM
More of this.
Very nice outside today.
My outdoor coworker was also a fan of today’s weather.
My outdoor coworker was also a fan of today’s weather.
November 12, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Very nice outside today.
My outdoor coworker was also a fan of today’s weather.
My outdoor coworker was also a fan of today’s weather.
Props to Pokemon Center for having a ton of apparel designs that don't ruin the art with ugly brand logos and text that tells you the name of the character.
More franchises should take notes.
More franchises should take notes.
November 12, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Props to Pokemon Center for having a ton of apparel designs that don't ruin the art with ugly brand logos and text that tells you the name of the character.
More franchises should take notes.
More franchises should take notes.
Turbo Granny as a Ghostbuster logo just works.
I have fixed the Ghostbuster franchise. Not that it was broken. But I have fixed it nonetheless.
DanDaDan x Ghostbusters = Yokaibusters! 妖怪バスターズ
Sticker sheets ordered! I should have them in time for CONnections and OtterCoast Card Show this weekend!
#dandadan #ghostbusters #yokaibusters #妖怪バスターズ
DanDaDan x Ghostbusters = Yokaibusters! 妖怪バスターズ
Sticker sheets ordered! I should have them in time for CONnections and OtterCoast Card Show this weekend!
#dandadan #ghostbusters #yokaibusters #妖怪バスターズ
November 11, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Turbo Granny as a Ghostbuster logo just works.
Merry Little Batman is like a love letter to Batman historia wrapped in a unique art style and wholesome weirdness. I loved it. VERY much my jam.
Can't wait to watch this. Super jazzed.
Can't wait to watch this. Super jazzed.
The newest animated series from DC, BAT-FAM is streaming now on Prime Video! 🦇
November 10, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Merry Little Batman is like a love letter to Batman historia wrapped in a unique art style and wholesome weirdness. I loved it. VERY much my jam.
Can't wait to watch this. Super jazzed.
Can't wait to watch this. Super jazzed.
This happened Saturday.
"I'll just neaten things up."
Soon I learn that the cheap Norelco One Blade I got from a Doctor Strange promo in 2016 is actually GREAT at its job, and I clean shaved four inches of beard in minutes.
The lesson being that Kamar-taj stocks quality razors.
"I'll just neaten things up."
Soon I learn that the cheap Norelco One Blade I got from a Doctor Strange promo in 2016 is actually GREAT at its job, and I clean shaved four inches of beard in minutes.
The lesson being that Kamar-taj stocks quality razors.
November 10, 2025 at 7:10 PM
This happened Saturday.
"I'll just neaten things up."
Soon I learn that the cheap Norelco One Blade I got from a Doctor Strange promo in 2016 is actually GREAT at its job, and I clean shaved four inches of beard in minutes.
The lesson being that Kamar-taj stocks quality razors.
"I'll just neaten things up."
Soon I learn that the cheap Norelco One Blade I got from a Doctor Strange promo in 2016 is actually GREAT at its job, and I clean shaved four inches of beard in minutes.
The lesson being that Kamar-taj stocks quality razors.
“Little Amélie, or The Character of Rain” was really good! I like when animation studios follow an artistic vision instead of chasing trends.
I’m also realizing I’m easily won over by deep moments that aren’t immediately undercut by a joke.
Visually lovely. Mesmerizing. A+
I’m also realizing I’m easily won over by deep moments that aren’t immediately undercut by a joke.
Visually lovely. Mesmerizing. A+
November 9, 2025 at 6:47 PM
“Little Amélie, or The Character of Rain” was really good! I like when animation studios follow an artistic vision instead of chasing trends.
I’m also realizing I’m easily won over by deep moments that aren’t immediately undercut by a joke.
Visually lovely. Mesmerizing. A+
I’m also realizing I’m easily won over by deep moments that aren’t immediately undercut by a joke.
Visually lovely. Mesmerizing. A+
If I were an embattled Paramount exec trying to keep Star Trek going, I think I’d just do the “7 is Captain now” show.
There is clearly a desire for post-TNG Star Trek, and that’s a way in.
Though, personally, I’d want the ships to look like the lights are on. Why is the future all mood lighting?
There is clearly a desire for post-TNG Star Trek, and that’s a way in.
Though, personally, I’d want the ships to look like the lights are on. Why is the future all mood lighting?
November 8, 2025 at 4:02 PM
If I were an embattled Paramount exec trying to keep Star Trek going, I think I’d just do the “7 is Captain now” show.
There is clearly a desire for post-TNG Star Trek, and that’s a way in.
Though, personally, I’d want the ships to look like the lights are on. Why is the future all mood lighting?
There is clearly a desire for post-TNG Star Trek, and that’s a way in.
Though, personally, I’d want the ships to look like the lights are on. Why is the future all mood lighting?