Matt the Human
@mattthehuman.bsky.social
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He/Him. Optimist in bleak midwinter.
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Man, those days where you want to take a nap so bad, but something in your brain is like “no, stay up. We can think about things that went wrong in a presentation for a macroeconomics class 20 years ago.
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My only real note with Starfleet Academy is that every set seems only half lit.
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I had a free ticket and time to kill, so I saw Tron Ares.

It’s like a non-scary PG Terminator/ Tron hybrid.

Aggressively okay, but better than expected. Leto was decent, which makes his IRL allegations even more of a shame.

It definitely thinks it’s got a sequel coming. I have doubts.
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By the time this movie comes out I’m going to be that adult singing along to the songs.

I started out lukewarm on this song, but it’s been in my rotation all day and now I love it.

Sometimes you just need good vibes.

Good vibes and tax evasion. Whatcha gonna do?
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This actually existing is going to make Christmas shopping much easier for my family.
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The facial composition of Michael's Zeb reminds me of a puppet I designed in 2010 based on Chewbacca concept art, for a Star Warsy kids camp.

Ultimately, what was built was more like if The Bumble was an MMPR monster. It made kids pee in terror. True story.

Lesson: Kids are scared of a LOT.
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Hum dadum hum dadum hum hum HUM HUM!

Need more BoBF.
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Okay. You hit me where I live. I’ll see this SpongeBob movie for my TMNT.

I only hope they actually release “Nardo” action figures.
discussingfilm.net
First look at ‘TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES: CHROME ALONE 2’

The animated short, set in the ‘Mutant Mayhem’ universe, follows the Turtles as they go to New Jersey on a mission after a toy company exploits the turtles’ newfound fame.

(Source: variety.com/2025/film/ne...)
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I mean, I’ll check out the NIN soundtrack, but I’m good waiting for D+ on the movie.

Disney will still get my money from Zootopia 2.
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They’ve been working overtime to lose my interest.

And I’m one of those weirdos who really digs Tron.
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Wonder Project added The Mysterious Benedict Society (I rec!). I wish they’d pick up other disappeared Disney+ shows. Willow, The World According to Jeff Goldblum. I see that Crater is being sold as a standalone movie. So that’s nice.

Also, why isn’t The Weekenders on digital yet? It’s the best!
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I hope the high end figures of Okarun come with lots of different disheveled hair styles. Seems to be a running thing that he’s just never going to get back to normal for any meaningful amount of time.
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Love the holidays, but like… each in their own turn.
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The only “war on Christmas” is the onslaught of soulless corporations trying to get you to move Christmas earlier and earlier in your year so they can sell you more crap.

It it October 6th. I should be hearing The Monster Mash everywhere. Not freaking Silver Bells.

Stay in your lane, Christmas.
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We’ve been left behind, Vern.
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The problem was never trans people on Netflix
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I thought the album variants were because she did an acoustic version or something, but they’re just different covers.

Makes me feel less silly about how many versions of Star Wars I own.
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Life has been busy, but I figured I needed to at least get one October drawing prompt in.

#drawstarwars31 #starwars #darthmaul
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Homies don’t let homies do Inktober when there are cooler prompt lists.
arkangelwulf.com
01. Maul (Shadow Lord)

#drawstarwars31 #darthmaul #maulshadowlord #inktober #drawtober
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It's funny because it takes like two seconds to realize these guys all made their money from selling courses and not from building an actual business.

Which just goes to show that the only thing standing between any of us and a nicer car is a complete and utter lack of empathy.
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HUMAN artists, use only one piece to convince people to follow you