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Redacted @matttttthews.bsky.social · 1d
I made one.
A pepperoni pizza
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Redacted @matttttthews.bsky.social · 2d
Same but potstickers.
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Lyrics Born is a perfect fit for this song.
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No one should have this kind of money. (Picture taken this morning on my walk.)
A big ass boat
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Redacted @matttttthews.bsky.social · 3d
My oldest moved out there for college and I don’t think they’ll ever leave.
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Redacted @matttttthews.bsky.social · 3d
Always irks me. It’s not the national anthem.
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I’m surprised 34 people found this review helpful.
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Redacted @matttttthews.bsky.social · 3d
Gotta respect your ride
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Redacted @matttttthews.bsky.social · 3d
Yeah, we had an 2010 E300h that took a flood to kill.
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Redacted @matttttthews.bsky.social · 3d
Oh, my friend, get some sleep.
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I’m with you
A Volvo V60 parked in a driveway
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I’m from Moultrie. Those fuckers would turn you in.
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Redacted @matttttthews.bsky.social · 4d
Better yet, Albany. They’d hide you.
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Redacted @matttttthews.bsky.social · 4d
A jar of marshmallow fluff.
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Redacted @matttttthews.bsky.social · 4d
They are like dogs. They see a treat on you once, they think that pocket is eternally filled with treats.
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Redacted @matttttthews.bsky.social · 4d
I know from experience you don’t let a horse see that you have an apple in your pocket.
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Redacted @matttttthews.bsky.social · 4d
So Huey Lewis and the News, then.
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Redacted @matttttthews.bsky.social · 4d
Yeah, I worked USAID in Africa for 20 years and feel this deeply.
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Redacted @matttttthews.bsky.social · 4d
*me at the microphone, Award show style* I’d like to thank my dog, Nicholas, for not judging me when I cried when the whiskey ran out.
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a fat man wearing a hat and a yellow sweater is dancing and saying `` get in my belly '' .
Alt: a fat man wearing a hat and a yellow sweater is dancing and saying `` get in my belly '' .
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Redacted @matttttthews.bsky.social · 4d
*doing math on my fingers* Same.
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A wonderfully written obituary.
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Redacted @matttttthews.bsky.social · 4d
Rouge River is fantastic.
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Redacted @matttttthews.bsky.social · 4d
I have not. Thanks for the suggestion.
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Redacted @matttttthews.bsky.social · 4d
I came here to mention Rogue. Amazing blues.
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