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Im seeing drastically different reports on the location of Santa Claus depending on the news outlet.
December 25, 2025 at 12:44 AM
The real housewives need to start wearing their seat belts
December 18, 2025 at 1:27 AM
People should NOT be able to send you an email in any font they want
December 5, 2025 at 7:45 PM
We are saying bia bia again
December 4, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Thanks for holding power to account, Christina!
November 30, 2025 at 4:55 PM
How do you remember what Little Rock looks like
November 30, 2025 at 2:37 AM
What holiday has the best iconography?
November 30, 2025 at 1:51 AM
cat santa sits on YOUR lap
November 17, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Watching an old oilers game. Kurri to Coffey? What is this a kissaten
November 15, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Cry in a meeting = toilet in a dream
November 9, 2025 at 4:15 AM
I want to know what was charting in the graveyard before monster mash came out
November 1, 2025 at 1:34 AM
The actress who played Ermengarde in Hello Dolly literally fell off the face of the planet after that movie
October 20, 2025 at 12:53 AM
“Chef-inspired” is my favorite of the bullshit culinary marketing taglines. He didn’t really have anything to do with this dish…but he’s in our thoughts
October 17, 2025 at 2:31 PM
So much of the nostalgic smell of pop tarts can be attributed to the burnt crumbs in the toaster
October 16, 2025 at 3:54 PM
It is simply indisputable that Prince owned the matrix reloaded, divergent and limitless on DVD as well as at least two Power Mac G5s
October 6, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Don’t need every podcast doing scary movie month
October 2, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Video games are the only thing keeping bestiaries alive
September 27, 2025 at 2:06 AM
You left out the part at the bottom where he misspelled his own name as “Bod Sullentrop”
September 25, 2025 at 12:31 PM
White coach voice: dude’s a gamer
September 21, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Christmas this year runs from
Fall Back to Spring Forward
September 19, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Where is the closest skeleton to you
September 18, 2025 at 1:46 AM
!⃝ 𝚄𝚜𝚎𝚛 𝚠𝚊𝚜 𝚏𝚒𝚛𝚎𝚍 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚊𝚛𝚛𝚎𝚜𝚝𝚎𝚍 𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚙𝚘𝚜𝚝
September 16, 2025 at 12:56 PM
Europe is still doing flash mobs all the time
September 14, 2025 at 4:21 AM
Chubby was twisting last summer and didn’t say nothing to me
September 5, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Keep prawn and cray on
September 2, 2025 at 5:14 AM