I need a doctor that will write me a note that says I’m allowed to have at least 4 beers every night.
December 11, 2024 at 4:34 AM
I need a doctor that will write me a note that says I’m allowed to have at least 4 beers every night.
The whale’s full name is “Mobius Penis”.
December 9, 2024 at 2:39 PM
The whale’s full name is “Mobius Penis”.
Controversial
December 7, 2024 at 9:17 PM
Controversial
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if you saw someone kill the ceo of a health insurance company no you didn't
December 5, 2024 at 12:19 AM
if you saw someone kill the ceo of a health insurance company no you didn't
I don’t need to sleep.
I need RESULTS!
I need RESULTS!
November 28, 2024 at 4:44 AM
I don’t need to sleep.
I need RESULTS!
I need RESULTS!
I don’t know exactly what I want to do for the rest of my life but I’d like it to involve wearing a white lab coat and holding a stopwatch most of the time.
November 28, 2024 at 3:40 AM
I don’t know exactly what I want to do for the rest of my life but I’d like it to involve wearing a white lab coat and holding a stopwatch most of the time.
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November 27, 2024 at 1:08 AM
That’s half my Christmas gift list done.
November 26, 2024 at 5:32 AM
That’s half my Christmas gift list done.
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Peep this thread for an interesting discussion (still in progress) about Ghostbusters.
November 23, 2024 at 11:53 PM
Peep this thread for an interesting discussion (still in progress) about Ghostbusters.
I think instead of sleeping tonight I’m just going to think about the religious implications of the “Ghostbusters”.
November 23, 2024 at 3:46 AM
I think instead of sleeping tonight I’m just going to think about the religious implications of the “Ghostbusters”.
I just want to make 1 post that gets 1 million likes.
November 23, 2024 at 2:56 AM
I just want to make 1 post that gets 1 million likes.
‘Repertoire’ is the best standup special in the last 10 years. Very much looking forward to James Acaster’s new one.
www.vulture.com/article/jame...
www.vulture.com/article/jame...
The Comedian vs. the Crowd
Disruptive audiences nearly drove James Acaster from stand-up. Instead, he decided to embrace the hecklers.
www.vulture.com
November 23, 2024 at 1:16 AM
‘Repertoire’ is the best standup special in the last 10 years. Very much looking forward to James Acaster’s new one.
www.vulture.com/article/jame...
www.vulture.com/article/jame...
Posts on Bluesky should just be called “tweets”.
The company can’t use this wording as it stands but it would really hurt existing claims to the trademark if it became popular enough to “tweet on Bluesky”.
The company can’t use this wording as it stands but it would really hurt existing claims to the trademark if it became popular enough to “tweet on Bluesky”.
November 22, 2024 at 4:08 AM
Posts on Bluesky should just be called “tweets”.
The company can’t use this wording as it stands but it would really hurt existing claims to the trademark if it became popular enough to “tweet on Bluesky”.
The company can’t use this wording as it stands but it would really hurt existing claims to the trademark if it became popular enough to “tweet on Bluesky”.
Aw shit they got Jon Ham his own Yellowstone. That’s gonna be hot as hell.
November 19, 2024 at 4:31 AM
Aw shit they got Jon Ham his own Yellowstone. That’s gonna be hot as hell.
I love it when linemen score touchdowns :)
November 19, 2024 at 3:54 AM
I love it when linemen score touchdowns :)
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Post the diner you spent to much time at in your past life
Vale Rio Diner (RIP) - Phoenixville, PA
Vale Rio Diner (RIP) - Phoenixville, PA
November 19, 2024 at 2:39 AM
Post the diner you spent to much time at in your past life
Vale Rio Diner (RIP) - Phoenixville, PA
Vale Rio Diner (RIP) - Phoenixville, PA
I need a blocklist for everyone that reposts their own content more than 10 times a day.
November 19, 2024 at 12:56 AM
I need a blocklist for everyone that reposts their own content more than 10 times a day.
Same city, same color scheme…
I no longer recognize there being 2 different Los Angeles football teams.
I shall refer to them as Chargers 1 and Chargers 2.
I no longer recognize there being 2 different Los Angeles football teams.
I shall refer to them as Chargers 1 and Chargers 2.
November 18, 2024 at 2:20 AM
Same city, same color scheme…
I no longer recognize there being 2 different Los Angeles football teams.
I shall refer to them as Chargers 1 and Chargers 2.
I no longer recognize there being 2 different Los Angeles football teams.
I shall refer to them as Chargers 1 and Chargers 2.
I think the problem with “skeets” is it only makes sense in the context of “tweets” and we all just want that other website to go away and forget about it forever.
November 16, 2024 at 5:26 PM
I think the problem with “skeets” is it only makes sense in the context of “tweets” and we all just want that other website to go away and forget about it forever.
There needs to be a white Monster that is also a cold medicine.
a white can of monster energy ultra with a blurred background
ALT: a white can of monster energy ultra with a blurred background
media.tenor.com
November 16, 2024 at 3:45 PM
There needs to be a white Monster that is also a cold medicine.
There needs to be a cold medicine that is also a beer.
November 16, 2024 at 1:57 AM
There needs to be a cold medicine that is also a beer.
Why do I have Feeds but also no Feeds @support.bsky.team?
November 15, 2024 at 8:33 PM
Why do I have Feeds but also no Feeds @support.bsky.team?
Elon Musk is following Trump around Mar-a-Largo like a vacant-eyed ghost in a Japanese horror movie.
November 15, 2024 at 3:48 AM
Elon Musk is following Trump around Mar-a-Largo like a vacant-eyed ghost in a Japanese horror movie.
Just want to turn this reply into a post because it’s important.
Hank Azaria had like $80 million in ‘Simpsons’ money when he took the role of ‘Gargamel’ in ‘The Smurfs’ (2011).
Friggin’ KING!
Friggin’ KING!
November 15, 2024 at 12:31 AM
Just want to turn this reply into a post because it’s important.