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Ani B 🫰🏾

@maxcanhandleit.bsky.social

620 followers 490 following 420 posts

living life like a wild fox, looking for a Sasuke 🦊 🥷🏾 🍂 🍥The 14th Hokage 🍥 are you my friend? are we locked in ? 🔐

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Ani B 🫰🏾 @maxcanhandleit.bsky.social · Dec 16

I’ll give a nigga a eulogy before
I ever give a nigga an apology.

I got that LEO in me.

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Ani B 🫰🏾 @maxcanhandleit.bsky.social · Dec 31

Not this bitch blocked me so she could steal my cover art 🙄 you hoes be so fucking weird

Ani B 🫰🏾 @maxcanhandleit.bsky.social · Dec 16

I’ll give a nigga a eulogy before
I ever give a nigga an apology.

I got that LEO in me.

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Ani B 🫰🏾 @maxcanhandleit.bsky.social · Dec 15

"Rudolph with your nose so bright,
won't you guide my sleigh tonight?"

Then Rudolph told Santa and the other reindeer to fuck off, because you can't emotionally abuse someone for years and then ask them for a favor.

The End.

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Spooky Brownskin @charliebrownskin.blacksky.app · Dec 15

Friendly reminder: When choking, sides are for pleasure, front is for jail time.
#BetweenTheSkeets

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Ani B 🫰🏾 @maxcanhandleit.bsky.social · Dec 15

I ain’t gonna hold yall but no Don’t “talk me through” nothing

Whose pussy is this?
You like that?
This what you came for ?
This what you wanted ?

SIR is this a fucking Job interview?

STFU 😩

man I will get up and go cause damn boy my rose don’t even make this much noise.

#betweentheskeets

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Ani B 🫰🏾 @maxcanhandleit.bsky.social · Dec 15

I’m on both sides of the coin at the same time

10 if it’s on some Eyes Wide Shut vibe and I can sit in me mask and be deep in they business cause I’m nosey and wanna watch 🙂
but also,
1 cause I don’t want these nasty weird people mf to come near me or try to touch me 🙃

Ani B 🫰🏾 @maxcanhandleit.bsky.social · Dec 15

Yall see this 🚩
but I see this ⛳️ a nigga who deserves to get played 😘

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Ani B 🫰🏾 @maxcanhandleit.bsky.social · Dec 15

I just feel like
If Meg thee stallion Could see the way I clean the inside of this Yoplait yogurt cup, she’d stop playing and marry me. 🥹

Ani B 🫰🏾 @maxcanhandleit.bsky.social · Dec 15

Can you tell my day has been stressful..

It’s 9:44 and I haven’t left my office yet 🥲

Ani B 🫰🏾 @maxcanhandleit.bsky.social · Dec 15

I’m harder on a dude than a bowlegged nigga is on shoes 🥲

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Trémon @mang0luva3.bsky.social · Dec 14

Electric Feel x MGMT

Cee 🤎 @bonitapplebum.bsky.social · Dec 12

What songs are like this

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Ani B 🫰🏾 @maxcanhandleit.bsky.social · Dec 14

You’re my kind of people.

Letting the experience make you feel something organically is tops

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Ani B 🫰🏾 @maxcanhandleit.bsky.social · Dec 14

Dear sir or madam,

I say to you that everybody love a whore
just be one while you’re fucking single and don’t make me have to give you PTSD for playing with me.

sincerely
Me aka Crash Bandicoot

P.S. DPMO I will tweak out fr.

What yall think should I attach this to this nigga app or nah?
🙃

Ani B 🫰🏾 @maxcanhandleit.bsky.social · Dec 14

I’m coming for you bae .. I got money for your books too
#FreeMyBabyDaddyLuigiUntilHeFree

Ani B 🫰🏾 @maxcanhandleit.bsky.social · Dec 13

I know we ain’t a monolith but …
I can’t be the only kid who had one of these in their granny house coming up.

I used to fight my siblings to be the one to put all the lights where I want them.. and it was the one thing I chose to have when she passed 🥹

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Derrick 🦋 @dwashskeets.bsky.social · Dec 12

I swear the typos never show up until after you hit “post”

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Ani B 🫰🏾 @maxcanhandleit.bsky.social · Dec 13

OMahGawd 🫠

But GO OFF THO!!

I just need a minute to collect my morals off the floor 😂😂

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Ani B 🫰🏾 @maxcanhandleit.bsky.social · Dec 13

Brudda 💃🏽🕺🏽

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Ani B 🫰🏾 @maxcanhandleit.bsky.social · Dec 13

Oh no I know sis we cool .. 🫶🏾

Imma tell you .. it’s hard not to come out a hoe🙃

but I’m ok with that.. cause I’ve seen scores that are real low like 11.. and I know it’s cause they smoking crack and doing butt stuff 🤫🤭

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Ani B 🫰🏾 @maxcanhandleit.bsky.social · Dec 13

No 🥲

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Ani B 🫰🏾 @maxcanhandleit.bsky.social · Dec 13

I mean what can I say im a good time 🤸🏾‍♀️

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Ani B 🫰🏾 @maxcanhandleit.bsky.social · Dec 13

Yall ever meet those hot singles in your area, and if so.. where yall live at? 👀

Ani B 🫰🏾 @maxcanhandleit.bsky.social · Dec 13

Remy Ma is obviously lame af for cheating on a nigga who held her down the way Pap did..

n I ain’t even gonna “ but men do…” like cause WE ALL capable of doing dirt .

It’s just ..
It’s just .. the crunchy ass niggas D riding this shit to justify their hatred of women that make me just wanna

Ani B 🫰🏾 @maxcanhandleit.bsky.social · Dec 13

SIS!!! 😭😭😭😭

I pray I never meet the level of trauma they had to endure to end up there ..

Cause lawd just come pick me up now.. I’m done with life.

I would quit !! 😩

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