Max
@maxharvey79.bsky.social
I'm a double threat (puns and portraits). Arty things are here: instagram.com/zincportraits. Puns are on this place, the OTHER place and in books: amazon.co.uk/dp/B0BRZ4JQ7N
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November 26, 2025 at 12:00 PM
I've just earned my green belt in karate.
It's not quite a black belt, but it's something to build on.
It's not quite a black belt, but it's something to build on.
November 26, 2025 at 10:00 AM
I've just earned my green belt in karate.
It's not quite a black belt, but it's something to build on.
It's not quite a black belt, but it's something to build on.
I adore bread but I'm gluten intolerant.
It's a loaf-hate relationship.
It's a loaf-hate relationship.
November 25, 2025 at 3:01 PM
I adore bread but I'm gluten intolerant.
It's a loaf-hate relationship.
It's a loaf-hate relationship.
November 25, 2025 at 12:00 PM
A statue has been put up to celebrate the 80s band, The Bangles.
It's a two wrist attraction.
It's a two wrist attraction.
November 25, 2025 at 10:00 AM
A statue has been put up to celebrate the 80s band, The Bangles.
It's a two wrist attraction.
It's a two wrist attraction.
Hawaiian bakers often wear floury shirts.
November 24, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Hawaiian bakers often wear floury shirts.
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November 24, 2025 at 12:01 PM
November 24, 2025 at 12:00 PM
Many hands make light work.
And a tall horse.
And a tall horse.
November 24, 2025 at 10:00 AM
Many hands make light work.
And a tall horse.
And a tall horse.
Reposted by Max
November 21, 2025 at 11:09 AM
The favourite tyre brand of retired executioners is Dunlop.
November 21, 2025 at 3:01 PM
The favourite tyre brand of retired executioners is Dunlop.
November 21, 2025 at 12:00 PM
My father drew up the original plans for Paisley Park.
Blueprints?
No, he got the work through a standard tendering process.
Blueprints?
No, he got the work through a standard tendering process.
November 21, 2025 at 10:00 AM
My father drew up the original plans for Paisley Park.
Blueprints?
No, he got the work through a standard tendering process.
Blueprints?
No, he got the work through a standard tendering process.
Went to a talk on blindfold podiatry.
It was toenaily all over the place.
It was toenaily all over the place.
November 20, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Went to a talk on blindfold podiatry.
It was toenaily all over the place.
It was toenaily all over the place.
My impressive hen collection puts me high up in the pecking hoarder.
November 20, 2025 at 10:00 AM
My impressive hen collection puts me high up in the pecking hoarder.
When police arrested Basil Fawlty they charged him with Sybil disobedience.
November 19, 2025 at 3:03 PM
When police arrested Basil Fawlty they charged him with Sybil disobedience.
November 19, 2025 at 12:01 PM
Using steps made of bread to get over walls is a loaf stile choice.
November 19, 2025 at 10:00 AM
Using steps made of bread to get over walls is a loaf stile choice.
If a politician wants to secretly date someone, they have to Chatham up.
One for the nerds of @ohgodwhatnow.bsky.social
One for the nerds of @ohgodwhatnow.bsky.social
November 18, 2025 at 3:15 PM
If a politician wants to secretly date someone, they have to Chatham up.
One for the nerds of @ohgodwhatnow.bsky.social
One for the nerds of @ohgodwhatnow.bsky.social
When I was late my boss would say, "Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeee, what time do you call this?"
If I asked him for a raise he'd say "Oooooooooooooooooooooo, I'm not made of money"
I think he had irritable vowel syndrome.
If I asked him for a raise he'd say "Oooooooooooooooooooooo, I'm not made of money"
I think he had irritable vowel syndrome.
November 18, 2025 at 3:00 PM
When I was late my boss would say, "Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeee, what time do you call this?"
If I asked him for a raise he'd say "Oooooooooooooooooooooo, I'm not made of money"
I think he had irritable vowel syndrome.
If I asked him for a raise he'd say "Oooooooooooooooooooooo, I'm not made of money"
I think he had irritable vowel syndrome.
November 18, 2025 at 12:00 PM
Want to know more about unwelcoming peer groups?
Clique HERE for more details.
Clique HERE for more details.
November 18, 2025 at 10:00 AM
Want to know more about unwelcoming peer groups?
Clique HERE for more details.
Clique HERE for more details.
November 17, 2025 at 12:01 PM
Which diarist is best at crossing rivers?
Bridget Jones.
Bridget Jones.
November 17, 2025 at 10:00 AM
Which diarist is best at crossing rivers?
Bridget Jones.
Bridget Jones.