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@maximumgraves.bsky.social
cool cartoonist & neurotic little freak. adult man. pfp by remy boydell. you can read my webcomic at whathappensnext.webcomic.ws and you can give me money at patreon.com/maximumgraves.
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November 24, 2025 at 9:06 PM
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garfield comic
November 7, 2025 at 2:15 PM
doing a drawing stream tomorrow on twitch at 2pm mdt
November 24, 2025 at 2:29 AM
i see so many people talk abt generational divides as a way of understanding politics or culture or just as a kind of horoscope personality quiz type thing and it does start to grind on my nerves after a while bc i just don't think generational differences have That Much explanatory power
November 23, 2025 at 5:50 AM
posts like this drive me crazy bc i was born in 01 and i owned a cd player into my teens/burned cds all the time. i also remember vhs tapes (albeit faintly) and when netflix sent you dvds in the mail and all the other stuff people my same age claim to have no knowledge of for some reason
My favorite piece of content today.
November 23, 2025 at 5:18 AM
don't actually have a career path. decided i wanted to make comics when i was 19, after dropping out of college. and that's what i've been doing for the past 4-odd years. it does not pay well so i've done a bunch of random day jobs. most recently i sold concessions at a baseball stadium
What’s the lore behind choosing your career path ?
November 23, 2025 at 1:05 AM
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if i were the kid in whiplash i would try to suck jk simmons off
I feel like if I were the kid in the movie Whiplash, it’d take about 3 minutes in there with JK Simmons until I started secretly recording him with my phone, and it would be about 12 hours after that that I sued the university for $8 million and lived happily the rest of my life.
November 22, 2025 at 11:57 PM
for some reason, merely turning on my tv plays a commercial for "the family plan 2"
November 22, 2025 at 5:35 PM
my friend's dad made us sit down and watch 3 episodes of this when i was like 12 and it changed my life
November 21, 2025 at 3:10 AM
would love to know if the passport i just got last year is going to be valid next year. who can say. life is full of mysteries
Update: The State Department has once again changed the language back to saying transgender people's passports will be valid "until they are invalidated pursuant to federal regulations."
November 18, 2025 at 10:20 PM
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look at that subtle two drum riso printing. the tasteful thickness of it. oh, my God. it even has saddle stitching
November 18, 2025 at 9:13 PM
November 17, 2025 at 8:03 PM
there already is a "woman's energy drink" and it's celsius
November 17, 2025 at 6:05 PM
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No matter what you do, the powers that be will always say the protesters were violent, and will always say the protesters were outside agitators who are not part of the community.
November 17, 2025 at 5:53 AM
drawing stream on twitch tomorrow at 1pm mdt. For Real This Time
November 17, 2025 at 1:56 AM
this is kind of like don draper's family after his father died
watching a father/mother/daughter scene and the daughter is saying theyre BOTH her step parents like hold on now how exactly do yall kno each other???
November 16, 2025 at 8:03 AM
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guess who reread @maximumgraves.bsky.social 's "what happens next" this week
November 14, 2025 at 6:08 PM
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transgendered individuals from @maximumgraves.bsky.social's What Happens Next
November 13, 2025 at 11:36 PM
using the snowglobe-shaped red one popcorn bucket to store my testosterone vials
November 12, 2025 at 2:17 AM
anyway do you guys think it's the same leprechaun in every leprechaun movie or a different leprechaun that just looks and sounds similar
i mean if they never make any more james bond movies i'd be fine with that, this just seems like a weirdly literal-minded approach to a franchise where the protagonist has been played by 7 different people with no explanation given
November 11, 2025 at 10:48 PM
i mean you could have him wake up in a shower and say it was all a dream if you really wanted to. i don't know. he went to space one time
James Bond’s death in No Time to Die is causing a nightmare for the next film. Writers are stuck because Bond “was blown to pieces.”

Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:

“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."

radaronline.com/p/james-bond...
November 11, 2025 at 10:37 PM
i hate seeing people in these outfits at furry cons and mff should absolutely ban them in light of ice activity in chicagoland. pack it up special agent yiff
Last month, another furry convention, BLFC in Reno, banned tactical gear & other modern police/military costumes before the con. This came amid a mass shooting at their host venue this summer

MFF has not addressed this issue, in a statement or their Code of Conduct (5/5)
bsky.app/profile/gobl...
Dear Contestants,

Please regard the following image for an announcement in regards to this important change to our policies.
November 11, 2025 at 8:37 AM
November 10, 2025 at 8:02 PM
i have beat every deck in balatro on gold stake. please clap
November 10, 2025 at 6:02 AM