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being the only "pogo" institute within the max planck society, we conduct dadaistic research as a grind-based process in order to unlock the hyper critic geist. bridging the tunnel under the gap between #fluid and #digestion
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The Nobel Grind Prize @maxplanckpress.de · Jul 7
cn food

zum nachtisch crème powérade mit powerade-karamell-sauce und mandelsplittern, dazu ein kleines glas powerade
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The Nobel Grind Prize @maxplanckpress.de · 3h
niemand ich war in einer nobel sizzung??
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The Nobel Grind Prize @maxplanckpress.de · 3h
hab ein alibi
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The Nobel Grind Prize @maxplanckpress.de · 4h
wie fandet ihr die nobelpreise dieses jahr? was wuenscht ihr euch? sollen wir mehr interviews mit den preistraeger*innen fuehren? schreibt es in die kommentare
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The Nobel Grind Prize @maxplanckpress.de · 5h
so inspiring.
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the seufz column @seufz.bsky.social · 5h
hard work always pays off. #inkedlin
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The Nobel Grind Prize @maxplanckpress.de · 5h
a priori nicht, das ist wahr
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The Nobel Grind Prize @maxplanckpress.de · 5h
ich bin das
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The Nobel Grind Prize @maxplanckpress.de · 5h
bro als ob du nicht weisst ob du der pizza dienst bist oder nicht du bist rr nobel preis traeger
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The Nobel Grind Prize @maxplanckpress.de · 5h
bro du bist nicht rr der pizza dienst oder? sonst wuerde mich naemlich intrisiern wo meine 2 margariter sind die ich um 14.30 uhr bestellt habe
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this charming can @dornendrone.bsky.social · 5h
Warning about spam callers:
There are more and more calls from persons saying they are from the Royal Academy of Grind and give Nobel Prizes. Our team found out this is done by a rival French academy. Please be careful and do not tell your VG-Wort number under any circumstances!
Mr. Oizo in office am Telefon
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The Nobel Grind Prize @maxplanckpress.de · 5h
broo ich chekke das waer so unchillig gewesen aber zum gluekk ist es nicht real
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hansruedi-institut fuer giger (nobel laureate) @hiflun.de · 5h
throwback to the grind that turned 3 users into nobel laureates today. very grateful for my wonderful co-laureates @gleslieplipp.bsky.social and @seufz.bsky.social!
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The Nobel Grind Prize @maxplanckpress.de · 5h
bvhah broo nobel preis ist ja viel chilliger als das
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The Nobel Grind Prize @maxplanckpress.de · 5h
bro wie chillig ist das denn
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hansruedi-institut fuer giger (nobel laureate) @hiflun.de · 5h
als ich den anruf des nobelpreis komitees erhielt ging ich zuerst von einem scherz aus. vornehmlich weil am anderen ende der leitung scheinbar eine ratte 5 minuten lang schwer in den hörer atmete ohne auch nur ein wort zu sagen und dann auflegte
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The Nobel Grind Prize @maxplanckpress.de · 5h
When we called earlier today, hansruedi was already impossibly high and mistook us for the pizza delivery service.

Asked about his grind, he explained: "you see, to me kiffen and pizza bestellen are both equally important to the grind. it's a symbiosis, a fundamentally codependent existence."
hr institut fuer giger: [swedish accent] "I knew the semester of lobbying in that frozen shithole would pay off" we do not know what he meant with this
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The Nobel Grind Prize @maxplanckpress.de · 6h
und der friedens nobel preis an den chilligsten menschen
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the seufz column @seufz.bsky.social · 7h
i was chilling on my terrace when a ringing came from inside the cabin. i picked up the wired telephone and was told that my retired,sighing ass had just won the freakin’ nobel grind prize! i am in total awe. i‘d like to thank the academy for their brilliance and, of course, my legendary cowinners!
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The Nobel Grind Prize @maxplanckpress.de · 7h
BREAKING NEWS

The Royal Academy of Grind has decided to award the 2025 #NobelPrize in Grind (group) to Seufzi, Gleslie Plipp, and Hansruedi-Institut für Giger "for the chillest grind".

Those laureates, all students of Ryan Gosling, demonstrate how chill a grind can be. Congratulations!
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The Nobel Grind Prize @maxplanckpress.de · 6h
"i try to give people hope",
says gleslie plipp, crowd favourite and this year's nobel laureate.

His grind spans a constellation of dicoveries. Among them, perhaps the most personal: his own identity, revealed in a dream.
Gelsie Plipp: " i am completely overwhelmde imho !!! also i am so happy for my chill colleagues"
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The Nobel Grind Prize @maxplanckpress.de · 6h
"eben aufgewacht jetzt erstmal zur agora wackeln und paar bürgern auφ den sackos gehen"

Not today! Why? Today, Loge has been awarded the Nobel Prize in Grind, a lifetime honor. What a ride!
Loge: "I'm feeling really great thank you"
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The Nobel Grind Prize @maxplanckpress.de · 7h
When asked about the secret of her grind, this year's nobel laureate Seufzi said:

"Consistency — even when the grind feels pointless, I keep showing up. Probably the fact that I keep grinding even when no one’s watching… including me. That’s how you accidentally win a Nobel Grind Prize"
Seufzi, Nobel Prize in Grind 2025: "I feel very relieved - I just took a shit. and also fantastic because I won!"
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The Nobel Grind Prize @maxplanckpress.de · 7h
halts maul das ist offensichtlich photoshop
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The Nobel Grind Prize @maxplanckpress.de · 7h
bro das ist so chillig
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The Nobel Grind Prize @maxplanckpress.de · 7h
steht da doch
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The Nobel Grind Prize @maxplanckpress.de · 7h
vodka
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The Nobel Grind Prize @maxplanckpress.de · 7h
fak
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