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I'm a writer who's optimistic that my current gaslamp/historical fantasy project will be publishable.
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Does it have Teams functionality?
Adding a necessary scene early in a story and it's taking a lot of discipline to keep from making a change that'll cascade 90% through the main plot.

Gotta save that crap for the developmental edit, this is still the first draft.
Heinlein's ideas and writing are good enough where when I disagree with him, I'm still very interested and wish I could discuss it over a (unsalted) beer.
That reminds me of a book a got from the alcoholic lady that used to babysit me. I don't remember much about the story other than it being about killer crabs. Also, she put salt in her beer, but that's not important right now.
I should probably look it up one of these days.
Achievement unlocked: Write a drunk character while buzzed yourself.
Yeah? Well maybe coffee thinks you taste like ass. Bet you never though about that, now did you?
I double my problems by using a swipe style keyboard. I'm my own worst enemy.
Stargate on this tomorrow isn't as fun
Conspiracy theory: Gemini wants non-Americans to burn their lips.
#conspiracy
Like I don't even know how that happened
Multi talented.
(It was a while things, not just a filter)
#hatethiscar
Spotify starts playing Safety Dance.
Me: ug I freaking hate this song.
Also me: doesn't hit skip button.
#safetydance
When you get spoken to for not acknowledging a new policy document.
I mean I wote it, but whatthefuckever
One Sasquatch with two big feet?
#rant
Finally got my crunch wrap and I'm hiding in my car shamefully getting ready to take a bite and the landscaper rides past at like he's trying to get his landscaping Segway to go back to 1955 blows leaves through my half open window and all over my lunch.
I love that stuff. It's so hard to find near me though. Maybe I should move some place with better beer...
Well got that scene done. Someday I'll be able to write an action scene that doesn't take a million times longer to write than the scene lasts.
Spoiler...
(Kinda sorta)
two people are standing next to each other in a dark room .
ALT: two people are standing next to each other in a dark room .
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Congratulations! This is great information to help temper expectations if I get to the point of querying.
Sure. Just let me get over the current bout of imposter syndrome lol
Kinda want taco bell right now. There's just something about cheese whiz in a tortilla that I crave every few months.