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Max Weiss
@maxthegirl.bsky.social
Editor of Baltimore magazine, film and pop culture critic, cellist, enemy of dangling modifiers.
Jesus MS NOW interviewing a Brown student who was also at Parkland during that shooting.
December 14, 2025 at 12:27 AM
When did Josh Brolin become Kris Kristofferson?
December 13, 2025 at 8:58 PM
That video where George Clooney makes fun of Quentin Tarantino for thinking they look alike gives us so much insight into the Paul Dano thing. Tarantino thinks that Dano is dweebier than he is, but in fact he is far dweebier than Dano.
December 13, 2025 at 2:52 PM
We didn’t deserve Spielberg’s WEST SIDE STORY.
December 13, 2025 at 3:52 AM
The QAnon people have gotten some vindication. Yes, they hilariously backed the wrong guy (mostly because of the racism, I figure). But they believed there was an international cabal of powerful men trafficking young women—and they were right!
December 12, 2025 at 11:34 PM
The podcast @ifbookspod.bsky.social just coined the term “cringe billionaire.” And if that isn’t a New York Mag think piece, I don’t know what is.
December 11, 2025 at 2:45 PM
I’m watching the new Simon Cowell boy band show on Netflix and literally every single boy has the same haircut.
December 11, 2025 at 4:08 AM
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A new report on civic freedoms concludes that "the US is no longer a functional democracy."

Congrats everyone. And a *special* congrats to the Harpers letter signatories, free-speech warriors, and "anti-woke" crusaders. You saved us from woke! Great work.
🇺🇸 America Just Got Downgraded: “The United States Is No Longer a Functional Democracy” — And Trump’s America Deserves Every Inch of It
When the world stops seeing you as a democracy, maybe stop acting like a dictatorship.
deanblundell.substack.com
December 10, 2025 at 5:40 PM
With the understanding that both options are godawful, are we Team Netflix or Team Paramount?
December 10, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Theater vs. At Home Viewing Exhibit A: Watched an hour of If I Had Legs I’d Kick You and found it unbearable. I mean, it’s meant to be unbearable, but still... In a theater I would’ve been forced to sit with my anxiety. At home, I peaced out. (Rose Byrne is a goddess tho)
December 10, 2025 at 4:44 AM
For Your Consideration...
December 9, 2025 at 10:26 PM
I love a man in bell bottoms.
December 9, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Whoa, I didn't realize Kristen Stewart was THAT interesting.
December 8, 2025 at 6:18 PM
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Remind me again why I'm supposed to care about this guy? My JAY KELLY review. (I kinda liked it despite the navel gazing)
Movie review: Jay Kelly - Baltimore Magazine
George Clooney essentially plays his own doppelganger in this meta character study.
www.baltimoremagazine.com
December 8, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Jesus they’ve turned the Kennedy Center into Mar-a-Lago
December 8, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Remind me again why I'm supposed to care about this guy? My JAY KELLY review. (I kinda liked it despite the navel gazing)
Movie review: Jay Kelly - Baltimore Magazine
George Clooney essentially plays his own doppelganger in this meta character study.
www.baltimoremagazine.com
December 8, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Do y’all know this album? If you don’t, you should. It’s freaky Gen X folk-blues. I was obsessed with this album in the early 90s and when Bob came through town he stayed at my apartment and my dog, Maggie, bit one of his bandmates.
December 7, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Trump and his family are the worst of us. How did we let this happen?
The president of the United States’ son
December 7, 2025 at 10:01 PM
In the ultimate act of revenge, Paul Dano should play Quentin Tarantino in a biopic.
December 7, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Someone needs to make one of those, “Who said it: Archie Bunker or Donald Trump?” quizzes.
December 6, 2025 at 8:55 PM
What’s your favorite movie in the Casablanca franchise? I like Casablanca 3: Friends No More.
December 6, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Did they botch the ages of the daughters in JAY KELLY or did I miss something? He says he had his first daughter 34 years ago. His youngest, Daisy, is 18. And yet when they’re shown doing their Kelly & Kelly routine they are clearly only five or six years apart.
December 6, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Ha, I was thinking The Free Press, but I guess that's a distinction without a difference these days.
December 5, 2025 at 11:20 PM
I see that Trump has been awarded the FIFA Participation Trophy.
December 5, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Somehow I was talked into nominating Gus for Best Rescue Pet. Please set an alarm to vote once a day. (JK, but a single vote would be much appreciated!)
Gus | Pet Lovers' Choice Awards
He was found dumped at a construction site in Texas with another dog. My sister adopted that dog and named her Gertie. Gus and Gertie get to see each other all the time!
petloverschoiceawards.com
December 5, 2025 at 7:15 PM