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ᅠᅠᴹ ‍͡𝐘ᅠ ׇࣺ ͏ᅠ🪦ᅠᅠ𝓙𝐔𝐒𝐓𝐈𝐂𝐄 @maxwelllord.bsky.social · Feb 11

/ guess who’s back 😁 ( it’s me, i’m back. )

ᅠᅠᴹ ‍͡𝐘ᅠ ׇࣺ ͏ᅠ🪦ᅠᅠ𝓙𝐔𝐒𝐓𝐈𝐂𝐄 @maxwelllord.bsky.social · Jan 27

Just a bit, considering.

I can’t control your tastes, as much as I don’t agree. You’re your own person.

ᅠᅠᴹ ‍͡𝐘ᅠ ׇࣺ ͏ᅠ🪦ᅠᅠ𝓙𝐔𝐒𝐓𝐈𝐂𝐄 @maxwelllord.bsky.social · Jan 27

You’re talking to the Number One Liar over here, Mary. That’s more something you should say to Superman, or Diana.

ᅠᅠᴹ ‍͡𝐘ᅠ ׇࣺ ͏ᅠ🪦ᅠᅠ𝓙𝐔𝐒𝐓𝐈𝐂𝐄 @maxwelllord.bsky.social · Jan 27

Yes, consistency. I’m consistently not using my powers for any nefarious plots.

I’m winning, in that sense. And that’s good enough for me, for now.

ᅠᅠᴹ ‍͡𝐘ᅠ ׇࣺ ͏ᅠ🪦ᅠᅠ𝓙𝐔𝐒𝐓𝐈𝐂𝐄 @maxwelllord.bsky.social · Jan 27

I seem it, and I was it. I’ve cut back on the beers, but the cigars linger. There’s just some things that i’m not letting go of just yet.

I could definitely be a better cook … but isn’t that what private chefs are for?

SUSAN STORM ( hiatus ) @msinvisible.bsky.social · Jan 27

Uh-huh. And your past diet consists of what? Cigars and beers— you seem like the type of guy.

- rolling her eyes playfully with a smirk on her lips -

I feel like you need to learn how to cook for yourself better.

ᅠᅠᴹ ‍͡𝐘ᅠ ׇࣺ ͏ᅠ🪦ᅠᅠ𝓙𝐔𝐒𝐓𝐈𝐂𝐄 @maxwelllord.bsky.social · Jan 27

Now, now. I did some research, and it’s definitely healthier to incorporate them into my diet.

( A little, playful, pout. )

I’m sure it’ll take a little more effort from last time, considering my better health, at least.

ᅠᅠᴹ ‍͡𝐘ᅠ ׇࣺ ͏ᅠ🪦ᅠᅠ𝓙𝐔𝐒𝐓𝐈𝐂𝐄 @maxwelllord.bsky.social · Jan 27

Sure, but i’ve no plans of doing it again — — in the near future, at least. Maybe i’ll send him to fetch me a meal or something here and there …

Kidding! I’d never abuse my powers like that.

ᅠᅠᴹ ‍͡𝐘ᅠ ׇࣺ ͏ᅠ🪦ᅠᅠ𝓙𝐔𝐒𝐓𝐈𝐂𝐄 @maxwelllord.bsky.social · Jan 27

Of course not. If I were, i’d have a nose bleed, wouldn’t I? Or, an ear bleed. Maybe my eyes would be bloodshot.

But, they’re not. Despite your words, you’re so easy to doubt me.

ᅠᅠᴹ ‍͡𝐘ᅠ ׇࣺ ͏ᅠ🪦ᅠᅠ𝓙𝐔𝐒𝐓𝐈𝐂𝐄 @maxwelllord.bsky.social · Jan 27

Right? I’m on the road toward “redemption,” i’d say. Sure, some of my ideologies may stand, but i’m doing better.

A big step forward.

ᅠᅠᴹ ‍͡𝐘ᅠ ׇࣺ ͏ᅠ🪦ᅠᅠ𝓙𝐔𝐒𝐓𝐈𝐂𝐄 @maxwelllord.bsky.social · Jan 27

Yeah, yeah. I was disillusioned, we’ll say. I’m a bit more charitable in nature, compared to my old self.

ᅠᅠᴹ ‍͡𝐘ᅠ ׇࣺ ͏ᅠ🪦ᅠᅠ𝓙𝐔𝐒𝐓𝐈𝐂𝐄 @maxwelllord.bsky.social · Jan 27

Now, now. I did some research, and it’s definitely healthier to incorporate them into my diet.

( A little, playful, pout. )

I’m sure it’ll take a little more effort from last time, considering my better health, at least.

SUSAN STORM ( hiatus ) @msinvisible.bsky.social · Jan 27

Spinach. You going for Pop-eye?

- a teasing tone in her voice -

I hardly think carrots and spinach can stop your neck from snapping.

ᅠᅠᴹ ‍͡𝐘ᅠ ׇࣺ ͏ᅠ🪦ᅠᅠ𝓙𝐔𝐒𝐓𝐈𝐂𝐄 @maxwelllord.bsky.social · Jan 27

Time wielding mutants? That’s a little too wild for my tastes. I’m just a normal guy who experienced a bit of reality warping.

( Maxwell looks over her, curiously. )

Ah, i’ve been adding some spinach, carrots. Just the typical stuff.

ᅠᅠᴹ ‍͡𝐘ᅠ ׇࣺ ͏ᅠ🪦ᅠᅠ𝓙𝐔𝐒𝐓𝐈𝐂𝐄 @maxwelllord.bsky.social · Jan 27

I am. Despite people knowing about my actions, my products are still very reliable.

People still buy daily. Who am I to not share the wealth, hm?

ᅠᅠᴹ ‍͡𝐘ᅠ ׇࣺ ͏ᅠ🪦ᅠᅠ𝓙𝐔𝐒𝐓𝐈𝐂𝐄 @maxwelllord.bsky.social · Jan 27

Time wielding mutants? That’s a little too wild for my tastes. I’m just a normal guy who experienced a bit of reality warping.

( Maxwell looks over her, curiously. )

Ah, i’ve been adding some spinach, carrots. Just the typical stuff.

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ᅠᅠᴹ ‍͡𝐘ᅠ ׇࣺ ͏ᅠ🪦ᅠᅠ𝓙𝐔𝐒𝐓𝐈𝐂𝐄 @maxwelllord.bsky.social · Jan 27

I suppose you must be, if we’re still talking. I wouldn’t stop and have conversations with just anyone, Mary. Nor refer to them as their name.

Great! I’ll tell my assistant to set it up.

ᅠᅠᴹ ‍͡𝐘ᅠ ׇࣺ ͏ᅠ🪦ᅠᅠ𝓙𝐔𝐒𝐓𝐈𝐂𝐄 @maxwelllord.bsky.social · Jan 27

Bah, please. You’re the only one on any of the teams i’ve had that’s been at the minimum tolerable.

They’ll be shipped weekly, okay?

ᅠᅠᴹ ‍͡𝐘ᅠ ׇࣺ ͏ᅠ🪦ᅠᅠ𝓙𝐔𝐒𝐓𝐈𝐂𝐄 @maxwelllord.bsky.social · Jan 27

Reality shifted due to events unknown to me.

Technically, I haven’t actually had my neck snapped, but I know it happened.

If that makes sense.

SUSAN STORM ( hiatus ) @msinvisible.bsky.social · Jan 27

And... how have you risen back, if I may ask.

ᅠᅠᴹ ‍͡𝐘ᅠ ׇࣺ ͏ᅠ🪦ᅠᅠ𝓙𝐔𝐒𝐓𝐈𝐂𝐄 @maxwelllord.bsky.social · Jan 27

It’s a vulnerable part of the body.

I believe my worries are valid, considering my neck has been snapped and i’ve died, before.

ᅠᅠᴹ ‍͡𝐘ᅠ ׇࣺ ͏ᅠ🪦ᅠᅠ𝓙𝐔𝐒𝐓𝐈𝐂𝐄 @maxwelllord.bsky.social · Jan 27

Good, otherwise i’d have to ship meal supplements directly to you.

.. Perhaps I ought to do that anyways. Just to ensure your good health.

ᅠᅠᴹ ‍͡𝐘ᅠ ׇࣺ ͏ᅠ🪦ᅠᅠ𝓙𝐔𝐒𝐓𝐈𝐂𝐄 @maxwelllord.bsky.social · Jan 27

It’s a vulnerable part of the body.

I believe my worries are valid, considering my neck has been snapped and i’ve died, before.

SUSAN STORM ( hiatus ) @msinvisible.bsky.social · Jan 27

I'm now concerned at what you've been having if you're worried about just your neck. . .

ᅠᅠᴹ ‍͡𝐘ᅠ ׇࣺ ͏ᅠ🪦ᅠᅠ𝓙𝐔𝐒𝐓𝐈𝐂𝐄 @maxwelllord.bsky.social · Jan 27

After implementing vegetables into my daily meals, I feel a little more confident that my neck will not be snapped so easily.

ᅠᅠᴹ ‍͡𝐘ᅠ ׇࣺ ͏ᅠ🪦ᅠᅠ𝓙𝐔𝐒𝐓𝐈𝐂𝐄 @maxwelllord.bsky.social · Jan 27

You’re making sure to get enough protein too, correct?

ᅠᅠᴹ ‍͡𝐘ᅠ ׇࣺ ͏ᅠ🪦ᅠᅠ𝓙𝐔𝐒𝐓𝐈𝐂𝐄 @maxwelllord.bsky.social · Jan 27

“ More obscure fruits? Perhaps I shall.

I’m quite fond of health benefits, so it works out kindly for me. ”

POWER OF “WEREHOG” @hisnameissonic.bsky.social · Jan 27

“You should try out the more obscure ones.

The taste and the health benefits are just perfect.”

ᅠᅠᴹ ‍͡𝐘ᅠ ׇࣺ ͏ᅠ🪦ᅠᅠ𝓙𝐔𝐒𝐓𝐈𝐂𝐄 @maxwelllord.bsky.social · Jan 27

“ Fruits? Of course I eat fruits every day. Bananas, pineapple, peaches. They are delectable. ”

ᅠᅠᴹ ‍͡𝐘ᅠ ׇࣺ ͏ᅠ🪦ᅠᅠ𝓙𝐔𝐒𝐓𝐈𝐂𝐄 @maxwelllord.bsky.social · Jan 27

Good. An acquaintance of mine thrust the idea of eating completely healthily upon me.

So, i’m doing the same for you.

Are all yours meals perfectly balanced?

ᅠᅠᴹ ‍͡𝐘ᅠ ׇࣺ ͏ᅠ🪦ᅠᅠ𝓙𝐔𝐒𝐓𝐈𝐂𝐄 @maxwelllord.bsky.social · Jan 27

Healthy for a good cause, at that.

You’re making sure to eat enough greens too, right?

ᅠᅠᴹ ‍͡𝐘ᅠ ׇࣺ ͏ᅠ🪦ᅠᅠ𝓙𝐔𝐒𝐓𝐈𝐂𝐄 @maxwelllord.bsky.social · Jan 27

“ Fruits? Of course I eat fruits every day. Bananas, pineapple, peaches. They are delectable. ”

POWER OF “WEREHOG” @hisnameissonic.bsky.social · Jan 27

“Ok but what about fruits?”

ᅠᅠᴹ ‍͡𝐘ᅠ ׇࣺ ͏ᅠ🪦ᅠᅠ𝓙𝐔𝐒𝐓𝐈𝐂𝐄 @maxwelllord.bsky.social · Jan 27

After implementing vegetables into my daily meals, I feel a little more confident that my neck will not be snapped so easily.

ᅠᅠᴹ ‍͡𝐘ᅠ ׇࣺ ͏ᅠ🪦ᅠᅠ𝓙𝐔𝐒𝐓𝐈𝐂𝐄 @maxwelllord.bsky.social · Jan 27

After implementing vegetables into my daily meals, I feel a little more confident that my neck will not be snapped so easily.