MaxxB1ade
@maxxb1ade.bsky.social
Scottish. Like coding, gaming, sci-fi, politics.
When Quake 2 was a thing. I learned that you could put in your own CD for music. The Prodigy, Music for a Jilted Generation. was the best Quake II soundtrack that was never the reason...
February 9, 2026 at 8:51 PM
When Quake 2 was a thing. I learned that you could put in your own CD for music. The Prodigy, Music for a Jilted Generation. was the best Quake II soundtrack that was never the reason...
Hi, 2100's here calling the 1490's...
We have vaccines, we can save your children.
We'll do it for free.
Call now, just say "help us" into the sky or dial 555-5473-02 and pledge 10 billion dollars.
We have vaccines, we can save your children.
We'll do it for free.
Call now, just say "help us" into the sky or dial 555-5473-02 and pledge 10 billion dollars.
February 9, 2026 at 7:56 PM
Hi, 2100's here calling the 1490's...
We have vaccines, we can save your children.
We'll do it for free.
Call now, just say "help us" into the sky or dial 555-5473-02 and pledge 10 billion dollars.
We have vaccines, we can save your children.
We'll do it for free.
Call now, just say "help us" into the sky or dial 555-5473-02 and pledge 10 billion dollars.
Ginger kid just realised, "this might get painful if he gets bigger".
February 9, 2026 at 7:06 PM
Ginger kid just realised, "this might get painful if he gets bigger".
Chew up bits of cardboard and throw them at the ceiling, making shapes earns bonus points. Disgusting I know but it got me through High School English.
February 9, 2026 at 6:02 PM
Chew up bits of cardboard and throw them at the ceiling, making shapes earns bonus points. Disgusting I know but it got me through High School English.
People of Scotland, can any of you tell me what day summer is this year? I can't wait much longer...
February 7, 2026 at 9:52 AM
People of Scotland, can any of you tell me what day summer is this year? I can't wait much longer...
Attack with what? Putin has been unable to take Ukraine in 4 years and yet some people think he'll have more success attacking Europe. All he has left are nukes and he can be assured that if he fires just one, his entire country will be reduced to dust.
February 6, 2026 at 12:59 PM
Attack with what? Putin has been unable to take Ukraine in 4 years and yet some people think he'll have more success attacking Europe. All he has left are nukes and he can be assured that if he fires just one, his entire country will be reduced to dust.
I think this guys superpower is he can smile so often and so widely all the damn time and his face doesn't seem to be in agony. I was smiling for the length of the video and my face hurts. Yes, I am a grumpy old git!
February 6, 2026 at 12:47 PM
I think this guys superpower is he can smile so often and so widely all the damn time and his face doesn't seem to be in agony. I was smiling for the length of the video and my face hurts. Yes, I am a grumpy old git!
You should watch it. You'll never want to watch it again but you should definitely watch it.
February 6, 2026 at 12:28 PM
You should watch it. You'll never want to watch it again but you should definitely watch it.
No. None of that nonsense but instead we were forced to watch "Threads" in 1984. It was pretty scarring as a 13 year old.
February 6, 2026 at 8:38 AM
No. None of that nonsense but instead we were forced to watch "Threads" in 1984. It was pretty scarring as a 13 year old.
Us genXers are like, they told us it would come and here it is.
February 5, 2026 at 8:10 PM
Us genXers are like, they told us it would come and here it is.
The entire endeavour is pointless. I used to work in a bar and 1 thing and 1 thing alone is closing pubs. Young people do not drink the same as old people.
February 4, 2026 at 1:32 PM
The entire endeavour is pointless. I used to work in a bar and 1 thing and 1 thing alone is closing pubs. Young people do not drink the same as old people.
See how quickly you are being moved on from babies in cages to electoral fraud. Where is the line that you drew?
February 3, 2026 at 7:39 PM
See how quickly you are being moved on from babies in cages to electoral fraud. Where is the line that you drew?
She looks like Sally Field, at some age with big hair.
February 3, 2026 at 7:29 PM
She looks like Sally Field, at some age with big hair.
Take a few days off, look at sunsets, charge your phone. Such misunderstanding.
February 3, 2026 at 7:24 PM
Take a few days off, look at sunsets, charge your phone. Such misunderstanding.
If you elect a President I'm sure it will happen.
February 3, 2026 at 7:07 PM
If you elect a President I'm sure it will happen.
If anyone remembers "Reading Rainbow" tell me this, was Steve Horelick before or after Lt Cmdr Data?
It's uncanny, that's all I'll say.
It's uncanny, that's all I'll say.
February 3, 2026 at 6:37 PM
If anyone remembers "Reading Rainbow" tell me this, was Steve Horelick before or after Lt Cmdr Data?
It's uncanny, that's all I'll say.
It's uncanny, that's all I'll say.
Best line I heard today, "all television is educational but what are we teaching?"
February 3, 2026 at 6:30 PM
Best line I heard today, "all television is educational but what are we teaching?"
I can't believe it made as much a $7 million.
February 3, 2026 at 6:38 AM
I can't believe it made as much a $7 million.
What world does he think the rest of us live in?
February 3, 2026 at 6:30 AM
What world does he think the rest of us live in?
Don't be distracted by history.
January 30, 2026 at 7:57 PM
Don't be distracted by history.
You will hardly even remember the time she comes home with a huge scar on her side. In a couple of days she will be as if nothing ever happened. We had to go through "heat" before and that was much harder. The thumb rub at the base of her tail is calming, she'll still bring all the boys to the yard
January 30, 2026 at 7:32 PM
You will hardly even remember the time she comes home with a huge scar on her side. In a couple of days she will be as if nothing ever happened. We had to go through "heat" before and that was much harder. The thumb rub at the base of her tail is calming, she'll still bring all the boys to the yard
Sux that he's younger than me and looks it :(
January 30, 2026 at 7:26 PM
Sux that he's younger than me and looks it :(
Wait until they find the stash. I expect photos...
One of my cats seems to have absconded with some Lego pieces from sets I had on display.
:(
I’ve been looking under couches, in some vents, in cat beds, but I just don’t know where these pieces could be.
:(
I’ve been looking under couches, in some vents, in cat beds, but I just don’t know where these pieces could be.
January 30, 2026 at 7:24 PM
Wait until they find the stash. I expect photos...