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Mum expert @maybenot.bsky.social · Jun 10

I think a valid strategy ATM would be to flood Facebook with ai images of Trump kissing men on the lips.
It would either make the ancient right suddenly ok with gay or turn them off him

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Mum expert @maybenot.bsky.social · Apr 5

I think it's really important that you know there is a competitive car window tinting scene with lots of content online
Check it out. Show your neighbours. Reconnect with that old friend and say "Hey, watch this real quick"
We could change everything

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Mum expert @maybenot.bsky.social · Aug 25

Dribbling piss in my pants on purpose

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Mum expert @maybenot.bsky.social · Mar 14

Had anyone ever really *needed* to groan and "AHH" while on the sewer seat or do dudes just yearn to be heard?

Mum expert @maybenot.bsky.social · Mar 14

Okay Google,
Throw it in a circle

Mum expert @maybenot.bsky.social · Feb 22

And we would get a more detailed education on the rebellion that isn't the "gold miners were badass and did a union" that we learn in school.
I'm sure all of that makes sense to foreigners surely

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Mum expert @maybenot.bsky.social · Feb 22

There's basically 0 reason for China to want to invade au but if they did, at least id have to be more consistent with my Duolingo. Plus it would be like the sequel to the Eureka rebellion where the Chinese get revenge on the racist white miners

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Mum expert @maybenot.bsky.social · Feb 22

Aeroplane jelly but instead of an iconic blend of gelatin and dingo DNA, it's blended aircraft-grade aluminium from the hull of a decommissioned Boeing 747 mixed with pilot sti's

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Mum expert @maybenot.bsky.social · Feb 22

If the US goes to COMPLETE shit like more than normal, at least then the Aussie leaders would have to make a point of pivoting away from the hot dog shit they steal from Trumps creased soggy lips

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Mum expert @maybenot.bsky.social · Feb 22

Thought about "herd* but dogs run in packs and only herd other animals

Mum expert @maybenot.bsky.social · Feb 22

Currently workshopping the last name. Lmk if you know a better dog related rhyme for "berg"
Would really appreciate the help I need this one to be solid so I can sleep tonight

Mum expert @maybenot.bsky.social · Feb 22

Barky Bark Walks-turd (no-racism mutation)

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Mum expert @maybenot.bsky.social · Feb 22

Barky Bark Walks-turd (no-racism mutation)

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UAE Exotic Falconry & Finance𓅃 @falconryfinance.bsky.social · Feb 21

Saxophone is the cocaine instrument

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Mum expert @maybenot.bsky.social · Feb 21

In this life, you either fuck dad's or live long enough to be the fucked dad

Mum expert @maybenot.bsky.social · Feb 21

At the local gay bar doing this rn

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Mum expert @maybenot.bsky.social · Feb 21

My condolences 😞

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