Michael Carter
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Michael Carter
@mcarter.bsky.social
· Mar 4
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Any Americans who would like to express solidarity are encouraged to send me a bottle of Ontario rye which I will enjoy on your behalf.
Everyone on the Grammys red carpet is dressed like a Pokémon trainer.
February 2, 2026 at 12:53 AM
Everyone on the Grammys red carpet is dressed like a Pokémon trainer.
Man, you turn 40 and all of a sudden that LL Bean catalogue starts looking more appealing.
January 29, 2026 at 2:42 PM
Man, you turn 40 and all of a sudden that LL Bean catalogue starts looking more appealing.
The snowiest day in Toronto history. 56cm downtown, 46cm at YYZ.
January 26, 2026 at 11:50 AM
The snowiest day in Toronto history. 56cm downtown, 46cm at YYZ.
We’re rapidly scaling the upper limits of “memorable” and quickly headed for “historic” territory here in Toronto.
January 25, 2026 at 9:08 PM
We’re rapidly scaling the upper limits of “memorable” and quickly headed for “historic” territory here in Toronto.
The band of lake enhancement has settled over Toronto as easterly steering flow has strengthened this morning. Time to hunker down.
January 25, 2026 at 4:57 PM
The band of lake enhancement has settled over Toronto as easterly steering flow has strengthened this morning. Time to hunker down.
Getting the band back together.
January 25, 2026 at 12:43 PM
Getting the band back together.
We may be missing out on the deeper moisture and dynamic fireworks that the Mid-Atlantic is getting, but it looks like the east wind off of Lake Ontario is going to aim the dendrite factory right at Toronto on Sunday.
January 23, 2026 at 7:42 PM
We may be missing out on the deeper moisture and dynamic fireworks that the Mid-Atlantic is getting, but it looks like the east wind off of Lake Ontario is going to aim the dendrite factory right at Toronto on Sunday.
Do you see a duck or a rabbit?
January 22, 2026 at 11:53 PM
Do you see a duck or a rabbit?
Quite a distinct northward trend over the last day in the ECMWF Ensembles.
January 21, 2026 at 2:32 PM
Quite a distinct northward trend over the last day in the ECMWF Ensembles.
Everyone knows you can’t use the Master Sword in that fight.
January 17, 2026 at 1:22 PM
Everyone knows you can’t use the Master Sword in that fight.
I’m still younger than Joe Flacco.
January 13, 2026 at 4:12 AM
I’m still younger than Joe Flacco.
I could really crush a bowl of peaches right now.
January 10, 2026 at 4:06 AM
I could really crush a bowl of peaches right now.
If there’s a * of the Year podcast in your feed and you haven’t listened to it yet, you have my blessing to go ahead and hit that delete button.
Go forth and be free.
Go forth and be free.
January 4, 2026 at 10:13 PM
If there’s a * of the Year podcast in your feed and you haven’t listened to it yet, you have my blessing to go ahead and hit that delete button.
Go forth and be free.
Go forth and be free.
I can’t believe I have to watch a football game about mayonnaise.
January 3, 2026 at 12:35 AM
I can’t believe I have to watch a football game about mayonnaise.
I don’t believe in astrology at all, but if you tell me what date you take down your Christmas decorations I’m confident that I can accurately describe every other detail of your personality.
December 28, 2025 at 8:39 PM
I don’t believe in astrology at all, but if you tell me what date you take down your Christmas decorations I’m confident that I can accurately describe every other detail of your personality.
My children have been taken by a Cookie Madness.
December 27, 2025 at 4:42 PM
My children have been taken by a Cookie Madness.
Goodbye, candy thermometer. Sleep well, immersion circulator. I’ll miss you most of all, giant roasting pan.
December 27, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Goodbye, candy thermometer. Sleep well, immersion circulator. I’ll miss you most of all, giant roasting pan.
Hey, did you guys notice the days have started getting longer? We should celebrate that with some kind of holiday or festival.
December 24, 2025 at 12:00 PM
Hey, did you guys notice the days have started getting longer? We should celebrate that with some kind of holiday or festival.
Bear down ye merry gentlemen
December 21, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Bear down ye merry gentlemen
As Archimedes said: give me a .csv and I shall move the world.
December 15, 2025 at 5:33 PM
As Archimedes said: give me a .csv and I shall move the world.
We’re currently living through Peak Grinch.
December 10, 2025 at 12:14 AM
We’re currently living through Peak Grinch.
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I hope one day somebody writes a cool song about how evil I am.
December 21, 2024 at 1:39 PM
I hope one day somebody writes a cool song about how evil I am.
Siri is terrible at Toronto street names, but decent at generating settings for a TTRPG.
December 3, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Siri is terrible at Toronto street names, but decent at generating settings for a TTRPG.