Shane
@mcclellandshane.bsky.social
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Make sure to step outside and catch a glimpse of the full harvest super moon.

The last full moon before the frost comes 🌕
mcclellandshane.bsky.social
Make sure to step outside and catch a glimpse of the full harvest super moon.

The last full moon before the frost comes 🌕
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Fried chicken on the patio tonight 🍽️ (fried in lard of course)

With dressing, corn on the cob, and garden green beans. Sauvignon blanc.
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Y’all think I’m mean.

Wait till I don’t like you.
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My favorite kind of acetaminophen is Tylenol Rapid Release the Epstein Files
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Debating on moving to the woods and becoming a full time critter
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Tonight we are having Himalayan rabbit stew for dinner.

We found him a-layin in the road.
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I don’t really understand hiring an escort for sex when you could probably hire them to tell you ghost stories instead
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Mulder:

Ever hear of a "groyper" Scully?
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Sistahhhs!

‘Tis time!
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None of us should be happy living in a country where assassination attempts, and assassinations, are increasingly common.
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Range and duck pond scouting day.

Less than two months until duck season.
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alien: *crying*

me: so that was “Whiskey Lullaby” by Brad Paisley
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It is! She was 9 weeks old there
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every single line of the loomer deposition is incredible. she might be the stupidest person alive
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The only kind of marriage equality I’m worried about being overturned
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Family Dollar: *opens at 6 AM with freshly-stocked fall decor*

Me emerging from the woods behind Family Dollar at 5:57 AM:
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Me: "Does this rule apply to me?"

HR: "A lot of these rules are because of you, so yes."