Ryan
@mcnultyr.bsky.social
United since ‘84 🔴 | Book hoarder | History nerd | Dad to junior reds
United with the chance to climb six places with a win tomorrow, against a hapless side yet to win in the league. You know the script by now, get that mortgage on Wolves.
December 7, 2025 at 6:52 PM
United with the chance to climb six places with a win tomorrow, against a hapless side yet to win in the league. You know the script by now, get that mortgage on Wolves.
Champions League is lava
December 4, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Champions League is lava
Cowardly subs going to cost us yet again
December 4, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Cowardly subs going to cost us yet again
Famously Manchester United and Liverpool are not allowed to be good at the same time. We can sure as hell both be fucking shit though.
November 24, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Famously Manchester United and Liverpool are not allowed to be good at the same time. We can sure as hell both be fucking shit though.
Can I just shock you? I like international breaks. Despite what I said earlier.
November 24, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Can I just shock you? I like international breaks. Despite what I said earlier.
This game is making my face hot.
November 24, 2025 at 9:18 PM
This game is making my face hot.
Dalot excelling on his xHighfives
October 19, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Dalot excelling on his xHighfives
Don’t let these useless multi-millionaires ruin your weekend. They clearly don’t give a fuck. Until that changes, try not to give a fuck either.
September 27, 2025 at 1:33 PM
Don’t let these useless multi-millionaires ruin your weekend. They clearly don’t give a fuck. Until that changes, try not to give a fuck either.
Europa League final flashbacks
August 27, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Europa League final flashbacks
Not a 3-4-3 fan in the slightest, but if you INSIST on playing as one and you DON’T have a top quality central midfield (never mind a functional one), it seems especially suicidal. The club knows that. Right?
August 24, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Not a 3-4-3 fan in the slightest, but if you INSIST on playing as one and you DON’T have a top quality central midfield (never mind a functional one), it seems especially suicidal. The club knows that. Right?
Need a goal. Few mins left. Do you:
(a) Bring on Mainoo and Zirkzee
or
(b) Bring on a couple of centre backs
(a) Bring on Mainoo and Zirkzee
or
(b) Bring on a couple of centre backs
August 24, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Need a goal. Few mins left. Do you:
(a) Bring on Mainoo and Zirkzee
or
(b) Bring on a couple of centre backs
(a) Bring on Mainoo and Zirkzee
or
(b) Bring on a couple of centre backs
CM and a keeper away. Nothing we didn’t already know. Oh and on today’s evidence at least Arsenal fans don’t need to worry about finishing 2nd again.
August 17, 2025 at 5:22 PM
CM and a keeper away. Nothing we didn’t already know. Oh and on today’s evidence at least Arsenal fans don’t need to worry about finishing 2nd again.
What’s understated is how much better United’s defence will look when they don’t have to play with a scarecrow behind them. That 5-10% built-in doubt into every decision is mentally exhausting.
August 17, 2025 at 4:31 PM
What’s understated is how much better United’s defence will look when they don’t have to play with a scarecrow behind them. That 5-10% built-in doubt into every decision is mentally exhausting.
Cautiously optimistic about this season, based on that first half. All we have to do is never concede a corner and we’re golden.
August 17, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Cautiously optimistic about this season, based on that first half. All we have to do is never concede a corner and we’re golden.
Caution urged over Roma’s £20m offer for Sancho, as the board simultaneously flags it as a phishing attempt. Once IT clear it, we should be pressing accept on that one with the force of a thousand suns.
August 14, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Caution urged over Roma’s £20m offer for Sancho, as the board simultaneously flags it as a phishing attempt. Once IT clear it, we should be pressing accept on that one with the force of a thousand suns.
David Horseman?
🎶Back in the nineties, United was a very famous fooooooootball club
🎶Back in the nineties, United was a very famous fooooooootball club
Manchester United closing in on new coaching staff appointment
Man Utd's academy has been shaken up across the summer and a new coaching staff appointment is set to be made.
www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk
July 2, 2025 at 7:38 PM
David Horseman?
🎶Back in the nineties, United was a very famous fooooooootball club
🎶Back in the nineties, United was a very famous fooooooootball club
To be fair it’s as it should be. You should deserve European football, and we deserve fuck all. Would’ve been a sprinkle of confetti on a steaming dog shit of a season.
May 21, 2025 at 9:03 PM
To be fair it’s as it should be. You should deserve European football, and we deserve fuck all. Would’ve been a sprinkle of confetti on a steaming dog shit of a season.
Watching this side in the Champions League would be the purest form of masochism.
May 21, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Watching this side in the Champions League would be the purest form of masochism.
League table not lying tonight. These are absolutely two of the worst five teams in the league.
May 21, 2025 at 8:23 PM
League table not lying tonight. These are absolutely two of the worst five teams in the league.
Not surprised Garnacho had a face like a slapped arse. If Amad is remotely fit he should never start over him.
May 8, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Not surprised Garnacho had a face like a slapped arse. If Amad is remotely fit he should never start over him.
Supporting one of the few clubs in the world that can make a 3-0 lead fucking terrifying.
May 8, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Supporting one of the few clubs in the world that can make a 3-0 lead fucking terrifying.
There genuinely is nothing like being a red
April 17, 2025 at 9:52 PM
There genuinely is nothing like being a red
It’s the hope that kills you
April 17, 2025 at 9:37 PM
It’s the hope that kills you