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Michael Delaporta
@mdelaporta.bsky.social
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Who that hath a throne, or a gilded privilege not attainable by his neighbor, let him procure his slippers & get ready to dance, for there is going to be music.
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Michael Delaporta @mdelaporta.bsky.social · 9h
Sometimes you catch the scent of pie. Sometimes the pie catches the scent of you.
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Michael Delaporta @mdelaporta.bsky.social · 9h
Came here to make sure there were at least three “SHIT Unit” jokes.

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Michael Delaporta @mdelaporta.bsky.social · 20h
“It’s hard to get a man to shut the hell up about something if his paycheck depends on him not shutting the hell up about it.”
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Michael Delaporta @mdelaporta.bsky.social · 2d
“Look, I’m busy. I’m can’t stay on top of who Cronus, the God of Devouring, has or has not devoured today…”
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Michael Delaporta @mdelaporta.bsky.social · 2d
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Michael Delaporta @mdelaporta.bsky.social · 2d
We can look forward to not reading about it in the LA Times, Washington Post, CBS News, on Facebook, on Instagram, on Twitter, and (soon) on TikTok. But, we can still learn from the NY Times and Morning Joe how, actually, the Democrats are just as bad.
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David M. Perry @lollardfish.bsky.social · 2d
I really believe that huge majorities of Americans don’t want masked soldiers shooting priests in the street. They don’t want naked children ripped out out of their apartments in the middle of the night and handcuffed. We win by making sure these stories get told.
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 2d
The same people who insisted devout Catholic Joe Biden was leading a “war on Christianity” are now cheering Trump on as his armed goons assault clergymen.
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Michael Delaporta @mdelaporta.bsky.social · 4d
“Woke means ‘raccoon eyes’ is the new black face…”
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Michael Delaporta @mdelaporta.bsky.social · 5d
Oh, he reads the Declaration of Independence, he just inserts “Dear Penthouse Forum” before the list of grievances…
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Michael Delaporta @mdelaporta.bsky.social · 6d
What was the toilet powered by before? I thought it was water. Was it actually plutonium and the mushrooms are an upgrade?
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Samantha Brennan @samanthabrennan.bsky.social · 7d
World’s first mushroom-powered toilet debuts at UBC

www.ctvnews.ca/vancouver/ar...
World’s first mushroom-powered toilet debuts at UBC
Tucked away in a forest in the University of B.C.’s Botanical Garden, a first-of-its-kind toilet is ready to turn human waste into nutrient-rich compost using the power of mushrooms.
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Michael Delaporta @mdelaporta.bsky.social · 9d
I can’t believe Christmas is the week after next!
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Michael Delaporta @mdelaporta.bsky.social · 10d
I bet you can find some friends with a lot of unused Saudi material.
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Michael Delaporta @mdelaporta.bsky.social · 11d
To paraphrase @adamserwer.bsky.social, the charge is the point.
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Michael Delaporta @mdelaporta.bsky.social · 11d
You can buy 500 goldfish provided you can explain to Larry Ellison why you need them.
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Michael Delaporta @mdelaporta.bsky.social · 12d
And Content. We’re brutalizing human beings to generate cable news and online content for little-dicked grandpas
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Michael Delaporta @mdelaporta.bsky.social · 13d
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Michael Delaporta @mdelaporta.bsky.social · 13d
Maybe they can partner with someone on a cable news channel…
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Michael Delaporta @mdelaporta.bsky.social · 14d
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Michael Delaporta @mdelaporta.bsky.social · 15d
“This man, a big man, came up to me, tears in his eyes, and said sir, epistemology, we’re all talking about it, very strongly”
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Michael Delaporta @mdelaporta.bsky.social · 15d
This gyre is widening, right?
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Michael Delaporta @mdelaporta.bsky.social · 15d
0% chance he would accept the concept of a “war crime”. Literally doesn’t compute.
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Michael Delaporta @mdelaporta.bsky.social · 15d
Non-zero chance we get a Queens drywall hanger to head out to Liberty Island and mud-over Emma Lazarus and scribble “It’s entirely punitive, which is all that was demanded”…
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Michael Delaporta @mdelaporta.bsky.social · 16d
Countdown to “The Onion Is For The Children” merch…
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Michael Delaporta @mdelaporta.bsky.social · 16d
“I can only finish by stabbing someone with a fancy saber…”
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The Daily Beast @thedailybeast.bsky.social · 17d
Katie Miller joked about her husband being a “sexual matador” in an interview with Jesse Watters.
Stephen Miller's Wife Drops Cringe-Inducing Sexual Brag
Katie Miller joked about her husband being a “sexual matador” in an interview with Jesse Watters.
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Michael Delaporta @mdelaporta.bsky.social · 16d
Also, 0% chance that any of these uncultured motherfuckers use the word “gauche”.
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Michael Delaporta @mdelaporta.bsky.social · 16d
Reality has a well-known liberal bias, as they say…