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hoop and stick revivalist
31 they/them
31 they/them
Being trans is the only way to be hot.
December 14, 2025 at 12:01 PM
Being trans is the only way to be hot.
Now that my bills being paid don’t hinge on what people think on Twitter, I can say SIRENHEAD IS FUCKING STUPIDDDDDD
December 14, 2025 at 4:36 AM
Now that my bills being paid don’t hinge on what people think on Twitter, I can say SIRENHEAD IS FUCKING STUPIDDDDDD
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When I’m president you’ll have different taps in your house for lithium and HRT water.
December 12, 2025 at 2:13 PM
When I’m president you’ll have different taps in your house for lithium and HRT water.
Monster Ultra Paradise tastes like taking a toothbrush to my baseboards and cabinets.
December 12, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Monster Ultra Paradise tastes like taking a toothbrush to my baseboards and cabinets.
spiritually I am the goth discourse in the youtube comment section of Billy Joel’s “Zanzibar”
December 11, 2025 at 2:54 PM
spiritually I am the goth discourse in the youtube comment section of Billy Joel’s “Zanzibar”
I am craving the punishment of a giant Russian novel.
December 7, 2025 at 5:53 PM
I am craving the punishment of a giant Russian novel.
Nothing is tackier than a fragrance house releasing more than, like, four perfumes a year. And that’s pushing it. And that’s dedicated campaigns, they could get away with more if they released pairs or sets seasonally. Instead it’s every 30-60 days there’s a new “must have fragrance.”
November 29, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Nothing is tackier than a fragrance house releasing more than, like, four perfumes a year. And that’s pushing it. And that’s dedicated campaigns, they could get away with more if they released pairs or sets seasonally. Instead it’s every 30-60 days there’s a new “must have fragrance.”
metal fans who don’t like melody are all like “god I wish my peehole were bleeding right now”
November 25, 2025 at 1:43 AM
metal fans who don’t like melody are all like “god I wish my peehole were bleeding right now”
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Find a healer, and stop bothering me.
November 22, 2025 at 4:30 AM
Find a healer, and stop bothering me.
How can Glass Animals be coworker music if their fans are unemployed.
November 22, 2025 at 5:25 AM
How can Glass Animals be coworker music if their fans are unemployed.
I’ll be at the thrift like “omg I can’t believe no one bought this yet” and it’s a boys’ large t-shirt that says my brother smells like dino farts
November 21, 2025 at 4:43 PM
I’ll be at the thrift like “omg I can’t believe no one bought this yet” and it’s a boys’ large t-shirt that says my brother smells like dino farts
Chasers do not deserve rights but they may earn certain privileges.
November 21, 2025 at 4:14 AM
Chasers do not deserve rights but they may earn certain privileges.
They assigned me a male nurse at the dermatologist and boy was he surprised when my puss came out.
November 20, 2025 at 3:52 PM
They assigned me a male nurse at the dermatologist and boy was he surprised when my puss came out.
Beautiful evening to remember the brave and ancient smell of my wooden bed frame as I fell asleep in our new house the summer before fourth grade, the hedge behind the blinds backlit by sputtering streetlights that made poor substitutes for stars. And then donuts for breakfast.
November 20, 2025 at 5:03 AM
Beautiful evening to remember the brave and ancient smell of my wooden bed frame as I fell asleep in our new house the summer before fourth grade, the hedge behind the blinds backlit by sputtering streetlights that made poor substitutes for stars. And then donuts for breakfast.
Sometimes I let the public see me to gather my monthly compliments before going back into hiding.
November 19, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Sometimes I let the public see me to gather my monthly compliments before going back into hiding.
This week is so stressful for no reason. Tomorrow I’m going to spend $137 to make up for it.
November 19, 2025 at 3:43 AM
This week is so stressful for no reason. Tomorrow I’m going to spend $137 to make up for it.
I saved a Vended shirt on EBay and the seller offered me 6.9% off, exactly what I would expect of a Vended liker.
November 17, 2025 at 11:23 PM
I saved a Vended shirt on EBay and the seller offered me 6.9% off, exactly what I would expect of a Vended liker.
They could make Steam branded lube and everyone would still say “Xbox and PlayStation are cooked 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣.”
November 14, 2025 at 8:24 PM
They could make Steam branded lube and everyone would still say “Xbox and PlayStation are cooked 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣.”
These Hayley Williams shows are going to be unbearable after one or two songs went viral. It’s just like the Starbucks bears, there are literally people who will chase a popular thing down regardless of whether they like it or not. There’ll be no concert etiquette and people screaming three lines.
November 14, 2025 at 4:15 PM
These Hayley Williams shows are going to be unbearable after one or two songs went viral. It’s just like the Starbucks bears, there are literally people who will chase a popular thing down regardless of whether they like it or not. There’ll be no concert etiquette and people screaming three lines.
He hated his paintings. Let them crust in a closet until one sold and could be rushed face down to FedEx.
I let him use my art supplies when he had no money. He ruined dozens of my brushes by putting them away black and stiff. A year passed.
I let him use my art supplies when he had no money. He ruined dozens of my brushes by putting them away black and stiff. A year passed.
November 13, 2025 at 8:33 AM
He hated his paintings. Let them crust in a closet until one sold and could be rushed face down to FedEx.
I let him use my art supplies when he had no money. He ruined dozens of my brushes by putting them away black and stiff. A year passed.
I let him use my art supplies when he had no money. He ruined dozens of my brushes by putting them away black and stiff. A year passed.
my new hobby is saying white supremacist shit in swiftie comment sections and only getting support and agreement
November 13, 2025 at 3:06 AM
my new hobby is saying white supremacist shit in swiftie comment sections and only getting support and agreement
when corey taylor said “biggity biggity bitch boy” I felt that 🫶
November 12, 2025 at 11:20 PM
when corey taylor said “biggity biggity bitch boy” I felt that 🫶