Daddy Topps
@meatflop.bsky.social
We identify as an infectious hivemind. Our preferred pronouns are we/us.
Christianity teaches you to love your neighbor as thyself, while it also teaches you to hate yourself for being a sinner.
This is why the far right is so batshit.
This is why the far right is so batshit.
February 5, 2026 at 6:28 AM
Christianity teaches you to love your neighbor as thyself, while it also teaches you to hate yourself for being a sinner.
This is why the far right is so batshit.
This is why the far right is so batshit.
Scientists have just discovered what they believe to be the world's oldest pickup line.
It was "Damm girl, your Olduvai gorgeous."
It was "Damm girl, your Olduvai gorgeous."
January 31, 2026 at 8:37 PM
Scientists have just discovered what they believe to be the world's oldest pickup line.
It was "Damm girl, your Olduvai gorgeous."
It was "Damm girl, your Olduvai gorgeous."
Something we all need to keep in mind if we are still one country when this is all over. No country where things were going well has ever turned to fascism or communism. Those two ideologies are a populist response to a failed system. Any advocating for a return to that failed system is insane.
January 28, 2026 at 8:15 PM
Something we all need to keep in mind if we are still one country when this is all over. No country where things were going well has ever turned to fascism or communism. Those two ideologies are a populist response to a failed system. Any advocating for a return to that failed system is insane.
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I’m ok. I’m a survivor so this small agitator isn’t going to intimidate me from doing my work.
I don’t let bullies win.
Grateful to my incredible constituents who rallied behind me. Minnesota strong.
I don’t let bullies win.
Grateful to my incredible constituents who rallied behind me. Minnesota strong.
January 28, 2026 at 2:26 AM
I’m ok. I’m a survivor so this small agitator isn’t going to intimidate me from doing my work.
I don’t let bullies win.
Grateful to my incredible constituents who rallied behind me. Minnesota strong.
I don’t let bullies win.
Grateful to my incredible constituents who rallied behind me. Minnesota strong.
Omar squaring up to her attacker and then finishing her speech is as close to a Teddy Roosevelt moment as we're going to get in the modern era.
January 28, 2026 at 3:16 AM
Omar squaring up to her attacker and then finishing her speech is as close to a Teddy Roosevelt moment as we're going to get in the modern era.
I think Bluesky has a mascot.
January 17, 2026 at 2:01 PM
I think Bluesky has a mascot.
When people claim there is no place for violence in the US in response to two soldiers being shot while passively threatening violence on a city, what they are actually saying is that fighting back is unacceptable.
November 27, 2025 at 11:27 AM
When people claim there is no place for violence in the US in response to two soldiers being shot while passively threatening violence on a city, what they are actually saying is that fighting back is unacceptable.
Have you ever watched a dominatrix shock a gimp's balls and thought, "Benjamin Franklin would have loved this"?
November 26, 2025 at 10:07 AM
Have you ever watched a dominatrix shock a gimp's balls and thought, "Benjamin Franklin would have loved this"?
They told me to get a degree so I could get a good job, but it turns out that a degree just gets you access to the bad jobs that pay slightly more.
November 13, 2025 at 11:36 AM
They told me to get a degree so I could get a good job, but it turns out that a degree just gets you access to the bad jobs that pay slightly more.
When i talk about how the Democrats always seem to have the exact number of defecters needed to screw the country when the chips are down, this is what I mean. The Democrats will always let you down for the very same reason the Washington Admirals always choke in the 4th quarter.
November 11, 2025 at 7:19 AM
When i talk about how the Democrats always seem to have the exact number of defecters needed to screw the country when the chips are down, this is what I mean. The Democrats will always let you down for the very same reason the Washington Admirals always choke in the 4th quarter.
People think serial killers must be very smart to get away with it for so long. But the average serial killer has an IQ of 95. They just seem smart in comparison to the cops trying to catch them.
October 9, 2025 at 12:08 PM
People think serial killers must be very smart to get away with it for so long. But the average serial killer has an IQ of 95. They just seem smart in comparison to the cops trying to catch them.
Chess is coming back to Broadway, which is cool but also feels really awkward in the current political climate. Particularly at the same time as Caberet closes.
On the other hand, it is about as Caberet as Broadway can get.
On the other hand, it is about as Caberet as Broadway can get.
September 27, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Chess is coming back to Broadway, which is cool but also feels really awkward in the current political climate. Particularly at the same time as Caberet closes.
On the other hand, it is about as Caberet as Broadway can get.
On the other hand, it is about as Caberet as Broadway can get.
Charlie Kirk was not a smart person, he was not funny or charming, he was not good at debates. His entire fame and success was built on his one talent, saying incredibly racist things without accidentally using the n-word.
That one talent is what the GOP wants to make a national holiday.
That one talent is what the GOP wants to make a national holiday.
September 19, 2025 at 12:58 PM
Charlie Kirk was not a smart person, he was not funny or charming, he was not good at debates. His entire fame and success was built on his one talent, saying incredibly racist things without accidentally using the n-word.
That one talent is what the GOP wants to make a national holiday.
That one talent is what the GOP wants to make a national holiday.
We've gotten to the point in history where the terminaly online are teaching lessons on meme history and how to interpret them in order for the normals to understand current events. We are fucked.
September 12, 2025 at 9:10 PM
We've gotten to the point in history where the terminaly online are teaching lessons on meme history and how to interpret them in order for the normals to understand current events. We are fucked.
If someone traveled back in time to kill a future tyrant before he rose to power, that would probably look like some random propagandist getting assassinated to his contemporaries.
September 12, 2025 at 7:25 AM
If someone traveled back in time to kill a future tyrant before he rose to power, that would probably look like some random propagandist getting assassinated to his contemporaries.
People condemning political violence right now are ignoring the fact that political violence has always been a part of America and only becomes newsworthy on the rare occasion that it targets someone that actually deserves it.
September 11, 2025 at 4:53 AM
People condemning political violence right now are ignoring the fact that political violence has always been a part of America and only becomes newsworthy on the rare occasion that it targets someone that actually deserves it.
Charlie Kirk died as he lived, Spreading hate filled lies about minorities in an attempt to incite terrorist attacks.
Dude was a massive piece of shit and the world is slightly less evil now.
Dude was a massive piece of shit and the world is slightly less evil now.
September 10, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Charlie Kirk died as he lived, Spreading hate filled lies about minorities in an attempt to incite terrorist attacks.
Dude was a massive piece of shit and the world is slightly less evil now.
Dude was a massive piece of shit and the world is slightly less evil now.
You know what they say about members of the Hivemind. If you've met one of them, you've met them all.
September 7, 2025 at 11:51 AM
You know what they say about members of the Hivemind. If you've met one of them, you've met them all.
For no particular reason, I think it's time everyone rewatches "The Death of Stalin."
September 1, 2025 at 4:56 AM
For no particular reason, I think it's time everyone rewatches "The Death of Stalin."
I always hoped that the trump presidency would end up as a Weekend at Bernie's tribute. And now that it's here it's as funny as I hoped it would be.
September 1, 2025 at 12:00 AM
I always hoped that the trump presidency would end up as a Weekend at Bernie's tribute. And now that it's here it's as funny as I hoped it would be.
Double Grasshopper build. Left is stock except for bearings, right also has a 540 motor and wheels and tires from a Wild One.
August 27, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Double Grasshopper build. Left is stock except for bearings, right also has a 540 motor and wheels and tires from a Wild One.
August 13, 2025 at 10:23 PM
It's fun watching in real time as MAGA shifts from wanting to hunt down pedophiles to trying to clarify the difference between pedophiles and ephebophiles.
August 10, 2025 at 6:31 AM
It's fun watching in real time as MAGA shifts from wanting to hunt down pedophiles to trying to clarify the difference between pedophiles and ephebophiles.
Guys, don't let the perfect be the enemy of the mildly less evil.
August 9, 2025 at 6:42 AM
Guys, don't let the perfect be the enemy of the mildly less evil.
Liberals will accuse you of claiming all sports are the same if you point out that the Tampa Bay Buccaneers and Manchester United are owned by the same people.
July 27, 2025 at 9:17 AM
Liberals will accuse you of claiming all sports are the same if you point out that the Tampa Bay Buccaneers and Manchester United are owned by the same people.