Matty
@meatier.bsky.social
I’m a triple threat: pretty, stupid, and stupid.
32. He/Him. SF Bay Area 🌉
Video games, comics, horror, D&D, anime, gym newbie. Have a giggle!
https://linktr.ee/princessofmeat
32. He/Him. SF Bay Area 🌉
Video games, comics, horror, D&D, anime, gym newbie. Have a giggle!
https://linktr.ee/princessofmeat
Someone's been stealing or breaking all the pins on so many machines in the gym I'm about to just bring my own in my bag lmao
February 1, 2026 at 5:46 PM
Someone's been stealing or breaking all the pins on so many machines in the gym I'm about to just bring my own in my bag lmao
Hey guys quick tip: make sure you don’t over extend the adductor machine, even if you think you can because you used to be flexible.
January 31, 2026 at 10:30 PM
Hey guys quick tip: make sure you don’t over extend the adductor machine, even if you think you can because you used to be flexible.
Grown humans not covering their mouths when they cough when the literal children I work with can… pisses me all the way off😒
January 30, 2026 at 5:15 PM
Grown humans not covering their mouths when they cough when the literal children I work with can… pisses me all the way off😒
Idk if this preworkout works but it sure does taste - bad just so bad lmao
That’s what I get for ordering the cheapest crap
That’s what I get for ordering the cheapest crap
January 30, 2026 at 1:19 AM
Idk if this preworkout works but it sure does taste - bad just so bad lmao
That’s what I get for ordering the cheapest crap
That’s what I get for ordering the cheapest crap
Everyone seems so friendly with each other in the gym I wish I didn't have social anxiety and only speak when spoken to lmao
January 28, 2026 at 7:01 PM
Everyone seems so friendly with each other in the gym I wish I didn't have social anxiety and only speak when spoken to lmao
I better be buff enough to notice on my anniversary in the gym or I’m getting my money back
January 28, 2026 at 5:36 AM
I better be buff enough to notice on my anniversary in the gym or I’m getting my money back
Need some good sensual eye contact fucking.
Okay anyway back to the misery of *gestures vaguely*
Okay anyway back to the misery of *gestures vaguely*
January 27, 2026 at 3:24 AM
Need some good sensual eye contact fucking.
Okay anyway back to the misery of *gestures vaguely*
Okay anyway back to the misery of *gestures vaguely*
I keep getting random bruises right below my right tricep and it's so confusing. No pain when I touch it, and I cannot remember hitting it on anything, but this is the third time this has happened😩
January 26, 2026 at 2:32 AM
I keep getting random bruises right below my right tricep and it's so confusing. No pain when I touch it, and I cannot remember hitting it on anything, but this is the third time this has happened😩
Leg day so bad you gotta leave it all behind
January 25, 2026 at 5:04 PM
Leg day so bad you gotta leave it all behind
Anyway I made my legs sore. Have a selfie that wasn’t taken in my room 🥴
January 24, 2026 at 5:37 PM
Anyway I made my legs sore. Have a selfie that wasn’t taken in my room 🥴
Ok I said I’d post less about the gym, but I did RDL‘s on a cable machine and even though it didn’t let me bend all the way over, and even though everyone said I’d be sore, I wasn’t ready for how immediately my upper butt would be feeling these lmao
January 24, 2026 at 5:16 PM
Ok I said I’d post less about the gym, but I did RDL‘s on a cable machine and even though it didn’t let me bend all the way over, and even though everyone said I’d be sore, I wasn’t ready for how immediately my upper butt would be feeling these lmao
It’s actually so easy to be my boyfriend if you help me with one (1) lift and say you want to fuck me that’s pretty much me in love already
January 24, 2026 at 3:52 AM
It’s actually so easy to be my boyfriend if you help me with one (1) lift and say you want to fuck me that’s pretty much me in love already
Ok it’s Friday. You get one (1) cock video for one (1) FCF
January 24, 2026 at 1:09 AM
Ok it’s Friday. You get one (1) cock video for one (1) FCF
I'm about to just schedule a make out date where I go to a mans house, make out for an hour, and we say goodbye.
January 23, 2026 at 10:49 PM
I'm about to just schedule a make out date where I go to a mans house, make out for an hour, and we say goodbye.
Each of my days on the gym feel good now. Couple of lifts I want to add here and there but overall I’m feeling happy with my routines.
January 22, 2026 at 7:25 PM
Each of my days on the gym feel good now. Couple of lifts I want to add here and there but overall I’m feeling happy with my routines.
Whoever keeps punching me below my right tricep in my sleep and giving me bruises can you stop🥴
January 22, 2026 at 4:38 PM
Whoever keeps punching me below my right tricep in my sleep and giving me bruises can you stop🥴
Hey I’m not that tall can you get up so we can talk properly?
January 21, 2026 at 8:03 PM
Hey I’m not that tall can you get up so we can talk properly?
The two hottest guys at my gym (Tree Trunks and Niners (the hoodie he always wears)) work out together and chat and I wanna be their boyfriend uwu
January 21, 2026 at 5:38 PM
The two hottest guys at my gym (Tree Trunks and Niners (the hoodie he always wears)) work out together and chat and I wanna be their boyfriend uwu
Favorite part about Hevy (and I do it too don’t @ me) is when someone adds “Mini” before leg, push, pull, etc in the workout title to let everyone know why they didn’t lift a jet engine’s worth of weight for the day🤭
January 21, 2026 at 7:52 AM
Favorite part about Hevy (and I do it too don’t @ me) is when someone adds “Mini” before leg, push, pull, etc in the workout title to let everyone know why they didn’t lift a jet engine’s worth of weight for the day🤭
Something about today feels very defeating and I can’t put my finger on it. Let’s change that.
January 20, 2026 at 9:31 PM
Something about today feels very defeating and I can’t put my finger on it. Let’s change that.
I need to kiss a man passionately soon btw or I’m dying
January 20, 2026 at 7:30 AM
I need to kiss a man passionately soon btw or I’m dying
Ok if you missed dick last night uhhhh here’s another chance hehe
January 20, 2026 at 2:32 AM
Ok if you missed dick last night uhhhh here’s another chance hehe
Sorry to disappoint but Mr Dick is back in witness protection (post was deleted hope you saved it teehee)
January 19, 2026 at 2:58 PM
Sorry to disappoint but Mr Dick is back in witness protection (post was deleted hope you saved it teehee)
Call me cliche but I want to get all romantic and flirty while cooking or baking 🫠
January 19, 2026 at 4:58 AM
Call me cliche but I want to get all romantic and flirty while cooking or baking 🫠
