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Save Standard Time @savestandard.bsky.social · 2d

“Permanent Standard Time (not springing ahead in March) could prevent 300,000 cases of stroke per year and lower nationwide prevalence of obesity by 2.6 million.” #DitchDST

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Medford Oregon @medfordoregon.bsky.social · 1d

They can take away #snap but they can't take away how good the snare on Van Halen 1 sounds. #ebt

Medford Oregon @medfordoregon.bsky.social · 1d

#snap benefits are no longer happening. I want to #snap someone's dick off

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Medford Oregon @medfordoregon.bsky.social · 1d

#charliekirk was supposedly bad at wiping his butt. This is not a fact, but a strong rumor #butts

Medford Oregon @medfordoregon.bsky.social · 1d

#Medfordoregon you are not allowed to open carry inside the #stripclub but you can try I guess. Who's gonna stop you?

Medford Oregon @medfordoregon.bsky.social · 1d

If anyone sees #ICE around Medford Oregon, send the chinstrap Dominican their way and they'll never come back #Medford #medfordoregon

Medford Oregon @medfordoregon.bsky.social · Oct 3

Charlie kirk died of a fentanyl overdose before the bullet hit him

Medford Oregon @medfordoregon.bsky.social · May 27

The Dominican dude with the chinstrap on city council has actually come up with some of our best ideas lately. To whoever dm'd me...
#medfordoregon #oregon #pnw

Medford Oregon @medfordoregon.bsky.social · Mar 10

I can't believe you fucking idiots are sleeping on the first Gojira album. Eat my shit #gojira #oregon

Medford Oregon @medfordoregon.bsky.social · Feb 21

Jeffrey Dahmer would love how much gore there is on the internet #gore #oregon #medford

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Medford Oregon @medfordoregon.bsky.social · Feb 21

I don't do that anymore #reformed

Medford Oregon @medfordoregon.bsky.social · Feb 20

The individual at #medfordoregon city hall is NOT the mayor. Our mayor cannot scream due to heavy smoking #medford #oregon

Medford Oregon @medfordoregon.bsky.social · Feb 11

Kidstopher Rock needs to learn his manners

Medford Oregon @medfordoregon.bsky.social · Feb 11

The #air in #MedfordOregon is slightly sweeter than the rest of #Oregon. This is primarily due to #leadparticles but do not be frightened please.

Medford Oregon @medfordoregon.bsky.social · Feb 11

it snowed a few days ago I just forgot

Medford Oregon @medfordoregon.bsky.social · Feb 2

I haven't found good porn here yet. Welcome

Medford Oregon @medfordoregon.bsky.social · Feb 2

#elonmusk thinks he's cool but a child could kill him in one slap

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Medford Oregon @medfordoregon.bsky.social · Jan 18

#tiktokban incoming! What apps are good replacements? Some pornography is tolerated (ws) #tiktok #oligarchy #watersports #rednote

Medford Oregon @medfordoregon.bsky.social · Jan 15

The #tiktokban is not a good idea. People using #rednote are fluent in mandarin within 36-48 hours. I cannot understand them.

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Medford Oregon @medfordoregon.bsky.social · Jan 15

Here in #medfordoregon the #tiktokban is creating a lot of commotion. Anybody found with it on their apps after #jan20 will be set aflame.

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Medford Oregon @medfordoregon.bsky.social · Jan 15

To the Edgar with the slammed troca that just drove by #medford #oregon city hall. TURN IT UP

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Medford Oregon @medfordoregon.bsky.social · Jan 15

The #medford #oregon strip club has re-opened. The troubled employee is no longer there
#medfordoregon #strippers

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Medford Oregon @medfordoregon.bsky.social · Jan 15

Yeah. I don't like Mondays

Medford Oregon @medfordoregon.bsky.social · Jan 15

If you floss before you smoke it enters your bloodstream faster #facts

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Medford Oregon @medfordoregon.bsky.social · Jan 14

I don't know what she did but I'm down to cause property damage