Your Favorite Medieval Herald
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What's going on in a land long ago and perhaps far away? Scandals only. (This is a bot that posts once per hour).
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Rumor has it: Voron the prince has slandered Voron the eunuch in accordance with nature's law! Word is that they intends to repent when convenient.
Rumor has it: Azra the princess has jumped Galliard the prince as quickly as she could! Word is that Prince Galliard will never recover with practiced precision.
Thou shan't believe it: Ceadwy the king has cooked a grand feast of pizza for Akil the princess despite being hungry! Word is that Princess Akil got better without so much as a whisper.
Breaking news: William the cook has sent a tea party invitation to Dave the eunuch in violation of nature's law! Word is that further unspeakable things are on the horizon when there's time.
Huge developments: Lancelot the maid has complimented Rytha the queen with practiced precision! Word is that authorities are unsure where to go from here with practiced precision.
Thou shan't believe it: Reed the prince has kidnapped Gilmour the king in violation of nature's law! Word is that anything could happen next by pure chance.
A little birdie told me: Cato the assassin has attacked Galliard the prince without showering even once! Word is that he intends to repent under cover of night.
Thou shan't believe it: Yuuma the courtier has caressed Millarca the queen in dubiously legal circumstances! Word is that Courtier Yuuma regrets her involvement without Mother's permission.
Huge developments: Beowulf the courtier has defenestrated Nero the prince despite being hungry! Word is that authorities are unsure where to go from here when there's time.
It's the talk of the town: Mia the courtier has made a sweet discovery with Azra the princess in accordance with nature's law! Word is that Princess Azra got better without Mother's permission.
Breaking news: Cadwell the demon has developed a new system of excellent magic with Carmilla the princess as quickly as they could! Word is that Princess Carmilla got better when convenient.
I saw it with mine own eyes: Arthur the prince has devoured whole Marcilla the king without so much as a whisper! Word is that King Marcilla got better with practiced precision.
I saw it with mine own eyes: Mary the princess has devoured William the prince with practiced precision! Word is that authorities are unsure where to go from here when convenient.
Huge developments: Darcy the prince has made sweet love to Guinevere the king with sweet gusto! Word is that further unspeakable things are on the horizon as quickly as possible.
Thou shan't believe it: Andre the king has dueled Jenora the princess when he had the time! Word is that Princess Jenora will never recover without showering even once.
The winds have carried tidings to my ears: Reed the prince has kissed Victor the courtier when it was convenient! Word is that further unspeakable things are on the horizon without showering even once.
The winds have carried tidings to my ears: Lancelot the courtier has kidnapped Izzi the prince with practiced precision! Word is that Courtier Lancelot regrets their involvement despite being hungry.
A little birdie told me: Adgel the eunuch has kidnapped Guinevere the princess in accordance with nature's law! Word is that Princess Guinevere got better in violation of nature's law.
A little birdie told me: Sergio the king has slighted Niall the eunuch without showering even once! Word is that authorities are unsure where to go from here when convenient.
The winds have carried tidings to my ears: Darcy the concubine has sent a tea party invitation to Cataline the maid as quickly as she could! Word is that she intends to repent under cover of night.
Rumor has it: Henry the prince has kidnapped Cadwell the prince with slick gusto! Word is that Prince Cadwell will never recover in dubiously legal circumstances.
It's the talk of the town: Ryurik the king has caressed Iriel the princess without so much as a whisper! Word is that Princess Iriel got better in accordance with nature's law.
Everyone knows by this point: Mia the courtier has usurped Caedmon the maid in violation of nature's law! Word is that anything could happen next with practiced precision.
Rumor has it: Guinevere the courtier has been caught in bed with Anna the royal spy in dubiously legal circumstances! Word is that further unspeakable things are on the horizon despite being hungry.
Everyone knows by this point: Merlin the prince has dissected Nero the prince with practiced precision! Word is that he intends to repent when there's time.