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Elena Marchetti ❤️‍🔥 On the Road
@meetelenamarchetti.com
Chicago-based Italian pasta princess
Masseuse of your dreams
Nose in book, pen in hand
[email protected]

https://allmylinks.com/elenamarchetti
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Yeeeeehaw! Thought I'd mention that you can visit meetelenamarchetti.com to catch me on my little southern road trip jaunt. Maybe I'll end up lingering in a city or two...💋

The farther south I go, the more I'll be wearing something like this. 🔥

#oursky #datesouth #datemidwest
Anything for you, babe 😘 Happy Valentine’s Day to all my fellow freaks
February 15, 2026 at 1:37 AM
Reposted by Elena Marchetti ❤️‍🔥 On the Road
This is your yearly reminder: Spoil your favorite SWer this Valentine’s Day! I mean, we’re awesome and make everything in your life just a little bit more bearable ❤️😚
February 14, 2026 at 12:16 AM
Yeeeeehaw! Thought I'd mention that you can visit meetelenamarchetti.com to catch me on my little southern road trip jaunt. Maybe I'll end up lingering in a city or two...💋

The farther south I go, the more I'll be wearing something like this. 🔥

#oursky #datesouth #datemidwest
February 13, 2026 at 6:41 PM
Woke up before I hit the road today to a hot little number on its way to me. Thank you to my Valentine! ❤️🌹

Unrelated but I never noticed until now that Marigold starts these emails with "Congratulations!" and yeah it really does feel that way
February 13, 2026 at 5:36 PM


Okay I don’t know what the answer here is because yes we fans deserve a star lineup and ofc there’s streaming contracts to honor, but also idk how you’re not supposed to rest players if there’s 82 games in a season often with back to back games AND the NBA Cup
The NBA has fined the Utah Jazz $500,000 and the Indiana Pacers $100,000 related to the management of their rosters for recent games.
February 13, 2026 at 4:24 AM
He knows that I will absolutely need the pampering when I’m back from being a road warrior. Thank you as always for keeping me supple 🥰
February 12, 2026 at 8:07 PM
Five minutes back on socials and I already have an email asking if my header is AI, HOW DARE YOU. I'll have you know I hand placed each element of this silly composition and twirled my pasta titties to spec do not anger me
February 12, 2026 at 2:41 PM
Sometimes people ask how I market myself if I'm not hyper active on social media.

My response: By existing in the world, I mean look at me:

#datechicago #gfe #escort #oursky
February 12, 2026 at 12:12 AM
Reposted by Elena Marchetti ❤️‍🔥 On the Road
Me (a hopeless romantic in a prison of my own making)
February 11, 2026 at 8:48 PM
Reintroducing myself w/Need to Knows:

•# Years/Provider: Online - 1+ // Offline - 😵‍💫
•2026 Goals: More FBSM, bigger butt muscles
•Anthem: Hot for Teacher, Van Halen
•Scent: White flowers + patchouli
•Bragging rights: Excellent taste across the board

Let's hear yours!

#oursky #gfe #datechicago
February 11, 2026 at 9:07 PM
Hilarious to me that I have been on a little social media quiet hiatus ("quiatus?" lol) and am finally ready to be back in your face, only to realize my Twitter was suspended. I haven't been on in months! The nerve.
February 10, 2026 at 5:56 PM
Reposted by Elena Marchetti ❤️‍🔥 On the Road
CLIENTS:

Step 1: Pin OurSky
Step 2: Pin your regional feed(s)
Step 3: Browse through starter packs on my profile page to find your favourite companions. Use the above feeds to find new ones.

Welcome to not having to wade through a bunch of posts you don't care about to find quality providers!
February 3, 2026 at 10:58 PM
Enrolling for marketplace healthcare and unsurprised to see my monthly premium for the same plan is now +$300 for 2026.

If any of you want to put me on payroll so I can get deeply subsidized insurance that would be huggggge BDE 😏 Please daddy
November 15, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Spending money on people who make my life easier & support me/my community brings me SO much joy. Buying lunch for dog groomers/walkers, sending gift cards to elder care workers, handing a fat tip to mail delivery folks, getting snacks & hand warmers for school crossing guards…
November 11, 2025 at 9:47 PM
It’s my birthday 🥰
November 10, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Fully how some clients think I’m going to show up to the outcall
November 7, 2025 at 3:57 PM
🤭
November 6, 2025 at 11:27 PM
From Day 1 as an LMT I made it a priority to do as much pro bono work as my body can handle & this last month has been a grind. With the stress of constant instability/war, people’s bodies are carrying so much pain and panic that they’re recoiling even from therapeutic touch.
November 6, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Dreaded phrase in an introductory email:

“Before I provide all the details in your booking form…” 🙃
November 5, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Oops I did it again

Refused to take off my Halloween costume until someone took it off for me 😍🔥

#datechicago #gfe #escort #halloween
November 5, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Sign me up for more late mornings. Now where did I put my panties…

#datechicago #gfe #escort #fmty
October 21, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Preparing lunch. I have so many fancy oil cruets and bottles but my favorite is this blasphemous little guy 😇 La minestra o la finestra 🤷‍♀️
October 20, 2025 at 5:17 PM
My date saw my necklace was all tangled and fixed it. 🥰 Look out for me and I’ll look out for you, baby, that’s what it’s all about.
October 19, 2025 at 12:55 PM
Previously I noted that I have a fondness for stamps, so while traveling in DC I made the pilgrimage to Big Stamp aka the National Postal Museum. Why was I aroused after? 🧐 And more importantly, who will address it?
October 18, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Latest blog is out this morning on Substack, loves. I allocated a couple hundred words to talk about my experience with seasonal depression and intimacy. 💙

open.substack.com/pub/elenamar...

#writing #substack #datechicago #gfe #oursky
October 17, 2025 at 4:03 PM