Megan Corcoran
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(self-appointed) President of the Victor Robles Fan Club | 2025 AL West Champion Seattle Mariners baseball enjoyer | visitor of 14 of 30 MLB ballparks | she/her
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lying in bed at 1:23 am when I have to get up early to catch a flight tomorrow and I’m just here laughing HYSTERICALLY because I swear to god I never named an album of photos anything CLOSE to this but that’s what Google photos decided to call some random pics or pulled

I’m cackling rn 🤣🤣
Photo collection of Mariners baseball players entitled “Seattle Mariner Hunks”
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The screaming and the stress is half the fun!!
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I am so happy to be home in Connecticut, the air has gotten nice and chilly here 🥰
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at least we’ll be the home team so we can’t get walked off!
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yeah idk I hope if we lose we just get stomped on out of the gate

An hour ago I might not have felt that way but that sounds far preferable than the Phillies’ loss
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not for jinxing reasons or anything but just so I could have spared myself that
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maybe I shoulda kept driving for a couple more minutes
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just got home from a hellish, road construction-laden drive from the airport and checked the Phillies dodgers score and omg
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the Phillies are now the ones making me wanna puke but I guess at least it’s taking my mind off the mariners
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thank u jet blue for sending me a notification that my plane has landed

as if i am not on said plane myself
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love that we’re flying over the highway I have to drive home on nice I land, I can see how much traffic there is (not much, thank goodness)
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my house is in this picture! (I think)
view from a plane of the New Haven, CT area at almost nighttime
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ahhh no I was just making a little joke about the Yankees being eliminated
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however now I’m over NYC and I’ll tell ya what I’m definitely not doing - seeing a game at Yankee Stadium!
View of New York City from an airplane window at twighlight
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flying over Philadelphia and wanted to say something funny about the Phillies and Dodgers and how I was watching it live but the I remembered they’re playing in LA tonight

which is why Citizens Bank Park doesn’t look too lively
aerial view of Philadelphia taken from a plane window
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not only are dogs quieter on planes, they don’t like noises either!!
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there’s a small dog sitting on the lap of the lady in front of me on this plane. Calm, sweet little curly-haired blob (a mini poodle, maybe) who keeps looking between the seat and the wall back at me 🥰

a baby cried a few rows back and the dog looks back in my direction like 😐
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She’s an associate professor at a medical school. Sorry, but I think she probably knows more.
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RFK Jr: "Somebody showed me a TikTok video of a pregnant woman at 8 months pregnant -- she's an associate professor at the Columbia Medical School -- and she is saying 'F Trump' and gobbling Tylenol with her baby in her placenta. The level of Trump Derangement Syndrome is now a pathology."
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if the mariners don’t advance, i almost want to root for the blue jays because I just feel like the right would short circuit about having to congratulate a team from Canada if they win
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yep, that’s pretty much it! of course there are teams I prefer over others but I won’t be mad about any of them
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On a more neutral note, the AL teams left in the hunt are the Tigers, Mariners, and Blue Jays which means either way, someone who never wins much is going to the World Series.
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probably not just the m’s 😢