Megan
megantx.bsky.social
Megan
@megantx.bsky.social
54 she/her

Really hope no friends or family find this account

Owned

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No reposting. You will be blocked!
I forgot to take my bra off last night, but now they are free! New hair too
December 13, 2025 at 6:14 PM
I too would like a dancing dog to remind me I’m beautiful 🥰

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This dancing dog stole the show
YouTube video by America's Got Talent
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December 13, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Ass play for the videos I made tonight. No, the videos will not be posted. Blue dildo was swapped out for the glass butt plug tonight

Exhausted and heading to bed 😴
December 12, 2025 at 3:09 AM
I’ve realized I sleep better if I watch The Voice Norway before falling asleep. I haven’t posted a clip in a while so enjoy

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Hedda Schmidt vs. Andrea B. Holm | Feels Like This (Maisie Peters) | Battles | The Voice Norway 2025
YouTube video by The Voice Norway
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December 8, 2025 at 2:48 AM
I emerged from my fortress of solitude to take out my garbage - twice! - even though it is 22 degrees. That is my weekend accomplishment 🏅😰
December 7, 2025 at 9:10 PM
I took down my pictures from the day I took the whole dildo in my cunt because I felt hideous. I am reposting them and trying to be kinder to myself

If you have any unkind thoughts, please keep them to yourself
December 6, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Ready for snow! Well, once I put on pants and a coat
December 3, 2025 at 9:08 PM
💯 Gen X core memories triggered
December 3, 2025 at 5:04 PM
A few Christmas posts from Threads.
December 1, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Someone asked me to try to get my big, veiny dildo in my cunt. I’m not sharing the videos, but here are a couple stills.

I am very proud at how far I got it in but think I will be retiring that dildo. Some things just aren’t meant to be in my 🐱

(no comments on my cellulite please)
November 30, 2025 at 11:57 AM
I’ve been awake since around 3:30am, when the apartment complex started blowing the snow off the sidewalks. Can’t wait to take a nap 🥱
November 30, 2025 at 11:48 AM
Snow! Santa needs to bring me some snow boots and maybe a snowsuit so I can indulge my inner child and play in the snow 🌨️❄️☃️
November 29, 2025 at 7:20 PM
I can’t with this frog’s cropped pants 😂. I may accidentally send this to my friend saying “isn’t he adorable”. ‘Tis the season for impractical gifts
November 16, 2025 at 11:04 PM
I’ve posted pictures of my tits and my cunt. Here is one of my ass with the purple twisty dildo in it. This concludes my NSFW self-portraits show 🎬
November 16, 2025 at 2:35 PM
With the holidays and the US politics, my Anti-Anxiety spell jar needs to be the size of my purse

I got the Blessed Home jar before I listed my house, and it sold in a week at asking price, no inspection, 3 week close. Not saying the jar is magic but it didn’t hurt. Plus they’re pretty
November 12, 2025 at 11:16 PM
As if I need one more sad song in my life. Makes me want to drink a Guinness and smoke some Marlboro Lights. I don’t smoke anymore, but there are days where I really, really miss it 😔. Excuse my while I wallow in melancholy for a bit

youtu.be/Yq6qkq_TWAM?...
Laufey - Promise (Official Audio)
YouTube video by Laufey
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November 11, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Bluesky has sabotaged my expectations. I looked at some local dating sites. Imagine my shock (sarcasm) when I found no younger men looking for sexy older women. Or even older men looking for women my age. I really don’t want to try FetLife again. Good thing I’m used to celibacy 😢
November 11, 2025 at 6:09 PM
I was so excited about the snow that fell overnight. Things went downhill after that - with the exception of the posts by @assenziodistile.bsky.social - and now at 2:30pm I am going to take some melatonin and crawl back into bed. I don’t want to think any more today. I’m done 😑
November 10, 2025 at 8:31 PM
The maintenance guy for the apartment was here, and when I told him I was basically early retired he did a double take and asked how old I was. He told me I looked so young, and I will be riding that high the rest of the year 😎
November 9, 2025 at 8:47 PM
It snowed last night! And it’s still a bit windy as you can see in my wonderful selfie. Wearing my glasses. Not looking like my sexier posts 🙄

Reminds me of when I man I was fucking said he didn’t think he’d recognize me in clothes. And he was right. He walked right past me
November 9, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Busy afternoon yesterday 😉
November 8, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Suddenly I don’t feel so dysfunctional about losing myself in reverse harem books when I feel lonely 🧐
November 7, 2025 at 6:20 PM
I totally respect the pettiness of this dog
November 5, 2025 at 11:24 PM
New boots. They look great but what a pain to lace up. Enjoy the pictures as I may never wear them again
November 5, 2025 at 12:13 AM
This is the first time in my life that I do not hate my body. The first time a man saw me totally nude was last November. In a video he ordered me to send. I was 40 pounds heavier, but he told me my body was perfect and sexy, and slowly I began to believe him.
November 4, 2025 at 6:31 PM