not your real Dad
@meholt.bsky.social
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be prepared for thirst traps, cat pics, nerdy excitement & teacups. Vers/switch, Sometimes awkward, sometimes a pup, Demisexual, and Polyamorous. 🏳️‍🌈🇦🇺 (he/they) Partner: @kevinreader.bsky.social https://linktr.ee/meholt
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Suns out, buns out. Jock strap hiking is the best.
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Oh no.

Did I miss #FCF again?
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There is a furry meet in Manchester tonight.
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The joy of being on holidays :)

Wish I could walk this much every day, I’d be happy as fuck.
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In the last 28 days, I’ve walked over half a million steps (500,302) - which is nearly 230 miles. So I’ve got a way to go before I get to 500 miles, let alone 500 more……
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Apparently my shorts were the chaos……
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I see what you did there……. 😏
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Introducing @poundpuppy.bsky.social to @conknbonk.bsky.social and @wolfrunner726.bsky.social - this will all end in chaos I tell you. Utter utter chaos.
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I’m escorting @poundpuppy.bsky.social to Manchester today for his first visit.

Everyone be nice to him, he’s easily confused.
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Last lazy morning in London, off to Manchester this afternoon.
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One of you got me all submissive. You know who you are.
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I don’t need to be told twice
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Who doesn’t love a big old D?
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You’ve definitely seen it Dad.
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I feel like you should have had priority access.
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Surely you’ve seen the goods before?
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I’m drunk in Amsterdam. But am I “post pole” drunk? Possibly.
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Not this trip, but I have been twice before.
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Hahahaha. Drink enough bier/water and you don’t get a choice.
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There’s something quite liberating about pissing outdoors in the middle of a crowded street.
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Spent the night in an old convent last night. Feel like I need to be extra sinful now to recover. 😈

Anyone got any ideas?
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Always!! Every time I visit!