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Melanie Stryfe

@melaniethestorm.bsky.social

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Brasileira raised in Scotland, living in the US. Professionally known as Mel Avilo. Half of the best team to ever come out of Brasil. ((EFEDDING - NOT LOLA VICE))

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Melanie Stryfe @melaniethestorm.bsky.social · Sep 11

Melanie Stryfe @melaniethestorm.bsky.social · Aug 26

True story. Now, once Cassandra is done with you, go back to the corner where you belong.

Felicia Atherton @feliciaffw.bsky.social · Aug 25

Cool story 👍

Melanie Stryfe @melaniethestorm.bsky.social · Aug 25

Silly girl thought she could go with me.

Evidently not.

Melanie Stryfe @melaniethestorm.bsky.social · Aug 25

Silly girl thought she could go with me.

Evidently not.

FFW CEO Adam Grant @ffwceo.bsky.social · Aug 25

FFW Atomic 15
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Melanie Stryfe @melaniethestorm.bsky.social · Aug 24

“A woman I am forced to respect.”

Girl, nobody held you at gunpoint screaming you should respect anyone. You’re a grown ass woman, not a child.

Melanie Stryfe @melaniethestorm.bsky.social · Aug 24

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Melanie Stryfe @melaniethestorm.bsky.social · Aug 23

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Velvet Revolver - She Builds Quick Machines (Official Video)

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Melanie Stryfe @melaniethestorm.bsky.social · Aug 23

I am so looking forward to doing this properly again.

This storm’s about to make landfall.

Melanie Stryfe @melaniethestorm.bsky.social · Aug 20

Beach days with @typhoonbianca.bsky.social

Melanie Stryfe @melaniethestorm.bsky.social · Aug 16

If you're trying to tell me that an anthropormophised anteater is less scary that fafao, you're being funnier than you ever planned to be. Not in a good way.

Melanie Stryfe @melaniethestorm.bsky.social · Aug 16

To quote a couple very good friends of mine: fuckin AYE.

Melanie Stryfe @melaniethestorm.bsky.social · Aug 16

I mean...it's kids television and Brazil. Brazil itself, for all I love the place, is a horror show.

Melanie Stryfe @melaniethestorm.bsky.social · Aug 16

Believe it or not that's actually from a television show that I'm not actually old enough to remember.

Melanie Stryfe @melaniethestorm.bsky.social · Aug 13

Clearly they enjoyed me making a fool of her

FFW CEO Adam Grant @ffwceo.bsky.social · Aug 13

Hartford is the home of a few insurance companies, but it'll also be the home of the 15th Atomic with a title defense in the main event and a rematch from the pool party minus the water and the pugil sticks. And plenty more.
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Melanie Stryfe @melaniethestorm.bsky.social · Aug 13

Honestly it was so much fun

Melanie Stryfe @melaniethestorm.bsky.social · Aug 12

Someone say pool party?

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Melanie Stryfe @melaniethestorm.bsky.social · Aug 11

Do I get to help? When I’m not knocking bitches in the water?

Melanie Stryfe @melaniethestorm.bsky.social · Aug 7

Yep!

Maggie comes a close second, but that's mostly if you like wine.

Melanie Stryfe @melaniethestorm.bsky.social · Aug 7

I have never met a Russain alcohol I don't like.

Melanie Stryfe @melaniethestorm.bsky.social · Aug 7

So does Thomas.

Melanie Stryfe @melaniethestorm.bsky.social · Aug 7

You'd probably enjoy drinkning with Jo's dad more, honestly.

Melanie Stryfe @melaniethestorm.bsky.social · Aug 7

RIGHT! As a kid, it was funny as hell. As an adult, however...

Melanie Stryfe @melaniethestorm.bsky.social · Aug 7

Give it six months. And that's generous.

Payton St.Pierre @playwithpayton.bsky.social · Aug 7

Isn't Diamond married? (Again yes but still)

Melanie Stryfe @melaniethestorm.bsky.social · Aug 7

Her current fuck buddy? That woman and Diamond have their inability to keep a relationship in common.

Melanie Stryfe @melaniethestorm.bsky.social · Aug 7

Fully. That's the saddest part.

Tara Cortez 🍎 @taracortez.bsky.fan · Aug 7

Are you aware of how little that makes it down?

Melanie Stryfe @melaniethestorm.bsky.social · Aug 7

In Scotland. With age I've become more convinced she got drunk because of how cold she was and probably started talking like that to annoy my mum.

She was also having a drinking competition with someone else you know quite well.

Melanie Stryfe @melaniethestorm.bsky.social · Aug 7

Her current fuck buddy? That woman and Diamond have their inability to keep a relationship in common.