I’ve come up with a new term for when you’re moving slower than usual, but you still feel like a bad ass. Snailing it.

Zillow should have a laughing reaction as well as a favorite heart. I’d really love to be able to 🤣 at some of the listings in my neighborhood.

Can someone please develop a feature where if you hold your finger down on an emoji a pop up tells you what that emoji symbolizes? Why is this not a thing yet?

Seriously.

One should not be allowed to go through chemo treatment and menopause at the same time. 0 stars. Do NOT recommend. 🔥🥵😤

@karenkilgariff.bsky.social @myfavoritemurder.bsky.social saw this in my local grocery store and thought of you ladies ❤️

can we please pitch Inside Out 3 except this time it’s about the mom going through perimenopause and the two main emotions are anger and sadness, and then we introduce 2 new emotions that we will call rage and indifference? Because I really need Pixar to tell me how to solve this crap.

@allie-phillips.bsky.social I heard we’re painting the fingernail on our middle fingers red in protest (of everything, I think)? Is this a thing?

@myfavoritemurder.bsky.social Are we painting the fingernail on our middle fingers red in protest (of everything, I think)? Is this a thing?

Cold lo mein noodles are the best tasting thing ever and I will die on this hill.